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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#1: Jun 12th 2012 at 12:39:26 PM

It's not a pretty sight.

edited 12th Jun '12 12:51:11 PM by JAF1970

Jonah Falcon
#2: Jun 12th 2012 at 12:58:07 PM

Ok, two ridiculous things:

1) It took this guy 10 years to get to this point? I've had 20 global meltdowns in an afternoon. I've never played the game all the way the year 4000, but still, that's like one turn per day on average.

2) This guy has had access to nukes and other late-game tech for thousands of turns and he can't break the stalemate? Really? As powerful as spies and mobile troops are at that point it's hard to believe that he's in a position where he can't win but he isn't being curbstomped by the ai.

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Rotpar Always 3:00am in the Filth from California (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Always 3:00am in the Filth
#3: Jun 12th 2012 at 1:03:03 PM

We've always been at war with the Vikings.

"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#4: Jun 12th 2012 at 1:04:59 PM

That is glorious. This player has somehow constructed the perfect apocalyptic dystopia - literally the more I read on the more I thought "this has to be written up in a book somewhere."

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
honorius from The Netherlands Since: Jun, 2010
#5: Jun 12th 2012 at 1:07:26 PM

It looks a lot like 1984.

If any question why we died/ Tell them, because our fathers lied -Rudyard Kipling
MrDolomite Since: Feb, 2010
#6: Jun 12th 2012 at 2:24:01 PM

Jesus Christ.

edited 12th Jun '12 2:24:10 PM by MrDolomite

ShirowShirow Down with the Privileged🪓 from Land of maple syrup Since: Nov, 2009
Down with the Privileged🪓
#7: Jun 12th 2012 at 2:56:18 PM

Well, Civilization has officially taught me that the world is eventually doomed to live in a brutal irradiated wartorn extremist dystopia built on the blood of the innocent. And it's all the fault of a football team.

Bleye knows Sabers.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#8: Jun 12th 2012 at 2:56:59 PM

Minnesota always ruins everything.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#9: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:02:01 PM

Damn you, Goldstein! I bet he's behind the geurrilla uprisings! SWINE! SWINE!!!

Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#10: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:03:21 PM

huh...

kinda makes me wanna play the game...

whats the best civilization game?

MetaSkipper the Prodigal from right behind you... Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
the Prodigal
#11: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:05:07 PM

Depends on what you want. Civ V is the most recent.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#12: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:06:28 PM

Civ IV if you want something modern, Civ II if you don't mind outdated graphics and a few bugs or Alpha Centauri if you like science fiction.

edited 12th Jun '12 6:07:47 PM by Talby

Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#13: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:06:55 PM

the most complex one i guess?

Rationalinsanity from Halifax, Canada Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: It's complicated
#14: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:09:46 PM

Probably Civ II. Civ III onward simplified things a good deal; though that isn't always a bad thing.

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#15: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:11:21 PM

Honestly, I'd just recommend Alpha Centauri, myself. On the bright side, you can get it on GOG, on the downside, they don't have the expansion pack there.

Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#16: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:14:30 PM

ok, thanks, i'll try Civ2 and Alpha centauri out

#17: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:22:38 PM

I actually recommend Civ VI if you like complexity. The Culture and Religion mechanics are a huge improvement there, and combat is a bit more interesting. Civ II is excellent in terms of game balance and elegant simplicity.

And yes, this thread actually made me dig up my old Windows 98 desktop and fire up Civ II. Currently I'm on a continental crossroads as the Americans, with the Spanish and Mongols fighting a massive war on one side of me and the French and Carthaginians fighting a rather less massive war on the other side. I've sided with the Spaniards and Carthaginians respectively, because the French are easy pickings to plunder and the Mongols are a powerful threat I would like to contain. I don't have to worry about any of them hurting me because I just completed the Great Wall and my territory is bordered by mountain ranges which I have dug in on.

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Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#18: Jun 12th 2012 at 6:29:11 PM

does the civ4 mod planetfall include alpha centauri's expansion pack content?

edited 12th Jun '12 6:29:26 PM by Tarsen

asellus111 Dragon meido Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Dragon meido
#19: Jun 12th 2012 at 7:04:39 PM

Oh this is one epic game... Wonder if the player can rebuild the world, but seems like the game is trapped in a etenal stalemate.

Kostya from Everywhere Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#20: Jun 12th 2012 at 7:17:00 PM

Interesting stuff although it's somewhat unsettling. So he's been stuck like this for over a thousand years? I think it's about time he change his approach.

JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#21: Jun 12th 2012 at 9:09:47 PM

I think he's been playing on a high difficulty level like Prince or King, so he simply can't wipe the computer out.

Jonah Falcon
#22: Jun 12th 2012 at 9:38:19 PM

I thought Prince was considered a low-average difficulty? The difficulties are Chieftain. Warlord, Prince, King, Emperor, and Deity. Chieftan and Warlord both give the AI a handicap, while King and Emperor give you a handicap. Deity just flat-out cheats in an attempt to make your life as miserable as possible.

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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#23: Jun 12th 2012 at 9:47:27 PM

King or Emperor then. I don't remember the difficulty levels from Civ 2.

Jonah Falcon
Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#24: Jun 12th 2012 at 10:25:00 PM

I may play one of these games sometime, just to see if the world I wind up with is as crazy as any of the ones I'm hearing about. I mean, a world in which America builds a Great Wall to keep Carthage from invading?

I have a message from another time...
#25: Jun 12th 2012 at 11:04:28 PM

  • To keep the French from invading. The Carthaginians were my allies.

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