No, I want my children to live.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
[PASIO]
Sure.
/＼｡｡/＼
Ace Pilot
No a crab would not be capable unfortunately.
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa
No.
They could, however, hang out with me while I hired another babysitter. 
Don't step on the flowers.
Nah.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
I'm afraid I am reluctant to entrust my children to what appears to be a small ceramic owl
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Transcender of Gender
Yeah su- wait, actually, it depends on whether this is before or after he decides not to kill human children.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Red Like Santa
Maybe.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Ace Pilot
hmm sure why not
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
AHAHAHAHAHAH no way.
Red Like Santa
No way.
Now known as Cyber Controller
At the heart of the world...
PINNACLE OF MAN
No.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Probably not.
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
bored
No, not only is she a child herself, she is a cat! Plus, even if she is as intelligent as a human being (which is assumed given the fact she can play video games and use a computer), she would be too busy slacking off on these electronics. Also, from what I'm aware she can have quite a temper.
Background check!
Ace Pilot
no just no
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa
Not in a million years.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
Maybe, but probably not.
Yes!
Professor E Gadd can clearly take care of my children, though he may want to be careful if giving them inventions like his brush, fludd, or the vacuum!