Our avatars are in jail

Just like the numerous "Our Avatars" threads before it, but in jail. You can be the prisoners or the cops in here.

edited 6th May '12 2:32:48 PM by nigelstack345

Oh. Hello.

What were you arrested for?

I have no idea. One day I'm in the ZTV studio, getting ready for another broadcast, the next I'm in a police mugshot. How about you?

I have no idea either! I was just about to make someone else disappear forever in an And I Must Scream state, then I was arrested for no good reason. So confused.

They couldn't have gave us a better cell to go to?

And the door's not made out of silly putty, either. The door's always made out of silly putty.

-in an opposite cell, the generic harmonica blues song is played-

This is bullshit.

-tosses it outside his bars-

So... what are you in for orange demon?

Ain't a demon, I'm a ghostly bird man caw caw. Don't know. One moment I'm doing bird things like shitting on people's cars and heads the next I'm shot in the wings and booked.

Isn't it weird that we all got arrested for no reason at all?

The cop on me said something about how it's "public indecency" or how I'm being a "disturbance to the peace". And that I accidentally caused a freeway pileup throwing my bird shit around, but that's obviously false.

-presses his face against the bars-

If they didn't take my sword I'd be outta here in no time.

-sigh- I just wish I had someone to call at this time. They took away everything I had on me when I was arrested.

They almost took everything I had. My sword and a necklace, but they didn't take these.

-points to his iShades◊-

Jail breakers should be on the way. You want to try someone?

Now that I think about it, I did rob a bank...

I have no one here to save.

I meant call someone or something.

Oh. Yeah thanks.

...Goddamnit, that was only one sweetroll!(is thrown into the cell) And here I am, again... Hello, good men and women.

Hey there... Who are you?

-Riku stis in the corner-

Maybe I deserve this.

-removes them and tosses them Zone-tan-ward-

What're you guys in for?

Me? Well, they call me Dragonborn, the HERO of SKYRIM, destined to kill ALDUIN and restore PEACE AND TRANQUILITY to the land!

And yet, I got arrested every time I want to get a sweetroll...

-ZONE-tan grabs iShades-

How do I work these things?

edited 6th May '12 3:05:03 PM by nigelstack345

(to Zone-tan) With your mind. Literally it's all a thought process.

(to Dragonborn) Call me Davesprite, dare I ask what you did when you were getting said sweet roll?

edited 6th May '12 3:06:13 PM by Rivux

It's a thought process?

-ZONE-tan puts on iShades-