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So. Queef of Darkness, amiright? Holy shit the ending to that episode was amazing.
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edited 8th May '14 11:32:59 AM by Madrugada
Ghost was in the first wall scene. He was gnawing on a bone.
(•_•)⌐■-■ ( ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)You know it just dawned on me how dickish Ellaria was to Doran in the second episode. Regarding Oberyn's death, she tells him he'll "sit there and do nothing". He's wheel-chair bound man he'll sit there and do nothing. That's weapons-grade insensitivity.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."@ Mad Skillz: Dualism is the core of Zoroastrianism as well and the Great Other seems much more like Angra Mainyu than the Demiurge as it is a great opposing force rather than the flawed or evil creator of the material world.
They don't explain why he's in a wheelchair. I wonder if they'll discuss it later.
he's a martell
he had so much sex he broke his pelvis
I'm fine with that answer. If a guy is so good at sex and has so much sex is breaks his pelvis, I'm fine with that.
@Ink They said it in season 4. Doran has severe gout.
@Draco Well I don't know for sure. The author just said the Red Religion takes influence from Catharism, he doesn't say what part of Catharism that he takes influence from.
edited 28th Apr '15 10:30:05 PM by MadSkillz
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."I'd say that was the least dickish thing Ellaria said, honestly. Between the whole "gee, am I the only one who cared about your brother?" thing and the "let's mutilate the innocent girl!" bit, it was hard to sympathize with her even though I loved Oberyn in a manly fashion.
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.I was really surprised by that Dornish scene. I was convinced. CONVINCED. That the Dornish response to Oberyn's death would be attempting to declare Mycella Lanister Queen by right of Dornish gender neutral inheritance.
But it seems the plot is much more, "Do we want revenge and risk a war, or do we enjoy being an isolated kingdom?"
I guess it doesn't make sense for them to push Mycella's claim to the throne, other than to dispose of the rest of the Lanister's influence on the crown. But as far as they care; Tywin Lanister, the one responsible for all the Dornish deaths in the last few decades, has got his just deserts.
Ah well, the actual Dornish plot still seems interesting; may not be an angry political succession crisis like I had predicted, but it will be nice to see some actual diplomacy be attempted.
Yeah, who exactly are they going to go to war with? Tywin's dead, the Mountain is presumed dead, Joffrey's dead (I know he wasn't involved in anything here, but I'm sure they still hated him).
Just keep killing until they get bored?
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.I like Ellaria's mourning haircut.
(•_•)⌐■-■ ( ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)Really, Dorn is the only Kingdom which is pretty damn safe as it is. Their only grievance is that some of their relatives got killed. They're already the most independent of the nine vassals.
I wouldn't mind if Dorne got left alone when the White Walkers murder everything.
"War without fire is like sausages without mustard." - Jean Juvénal des UrsinsThe White Walkers have heard you, and now Dorne is on the chopping block.
You seem to think there will be people who are spared in this.
This is Game Of Thrones. There's no innocent, no guilty, only those who die, and those who die later.
The phrase isn't you win or you die. It's not even you win and you die. It's you die, no matter what you do because Crapsack World.
This has been Handsome Rob style wisdom. Use it wisely.....and then die anyway.
One Strip! One Strip!This feeling crossed my mind that Jon Snow (and Bran) might unite the North and the Wildlings from north of the Wall as their King of the North, while Dany unites the rest of Westeros, and then they have some political marriage that unites everything. Of course, Ramsay Bolton may have something to say about that, so to speak:
But I have been paying attention Ramsay.
You'll probably die as well, but at least you'll take a buttload of people with you.
I'm sure the innocent and the guilty alike will burn with you.
One Strip! One Strip!Oh how I loved Bolton's "stop eating!" snipe.
I've heard that theory before, and it makes thematic sense as it's a fusion of Ice (Starks) and Fire (Targaryan).
It helps that one of Jon Snow's closest allies is a Targaryan. I'd love to see him meet Dany.
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.The Vale too.
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."Eh, I wouldn't consider any place ruled by Crazypants and then Littlefinger to be horribly safe. But yeah, still probably one of the better places to be.
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.The Vale is pretty well of, save for the murderous hill tribes and how difficult it is to navigate making food distribution during winter presumably difficult.
On the topic of the John Snow Ice and Fire thing, until last weekend, I had it in my mind that John, possibly being a Targarian's bastard would be legitimized by the barren Dany as a nephew so her dynasty would have an heir and apparent long term legitimacy and will. and so he eventually inherents Westeros as King.
edited 29th Apr '15 1:13:21 PM by Whowho
You know he's in the Night's Watch, right? They can't inherit.
Crazypants got pushed through a Moon Door though. And LF is a bad person not a bad ruler.
edited 29th Apr '15 1:17:34 PM by MadSkillz
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."I think we all know Jon gets released from his vows somehow
Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand TogetherOaths, duty and vows mean something to Jon.
He did turn down WF because of them.
edited 29th Apr '15 1:32:22 PM by MadSkillz
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
I wonder what Ghost is up to. I miss the direwolfpack. I choose to believe Arya will run into Nymeria again.
As long as Ghost doesn't become The Ghost.
Also, the Lord of Light doesn't hold a candle to the Based God.
edited 28th Apr '15 8:48:21 PM by wanderlustwarrior
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