whatever he can
Your handle is "Big Red Troper".
Lighthouses are big and red.
Therefore, you are a lighthouse.
dead devotion
Your avatar is that of Agent 47. Therefore, you're bald.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Your head is that of Boba Fett. Boba is one letter different from Bobo, which means crazy. If you are crazy, you are therefore Don Patch.
Hence, this post does not exist.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MASTER OF BIG RED
If your post does not exist, then you wouldn't of posted it. So you can not exist in order to make sure your post is not existant. And if you do not exist, then no one will figure out the truth of Boba Fett. Then Boba Fett would have never fallen into the pit, and he would've killed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, leading to the Sith taking over the universe!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
my current job
You claim that the second above poster didn't post the post. What are you talking about?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Breath of the Sun
You have no idea what the guy is talking about despite how clear and easy to understand it was. You clearly have a mental problem. People with mental problems are put in places without computers, yet you are on one. Therefore, I must conclude your house is a computer.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
my current job
You claim that I don't live in a house. This implies you don't like me. Nobody Loves the Bassist. You said the nonexistant ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
post was clear to understand, so you are clearly (DATA EXPUNGED). Therefore, you are a Bassist. Lemmy, is that you?
edited 28th Jun '14 12:01:53 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Fly Air Madeline
Nobody has followed the rules of this forum game correctly for one hundred posts 
my current job
Eh, whoops?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
my current job
You are me. I am me. Imposters are not tolerated. Cards Against Humanity most certainly is. I played the game, but you didn't. You are not tolerated.
... In hindsight, a Self-Deprecation post wasn't exactly the best of ideas...
edited 30th Jun '14 9:48:25 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
You tolerate cards against humanity. This makes you against humanity. Humans aren't against humanity. Only humans and aliens can comprehend text. Therefore, you are an alien sent to destroy the earth.
edited 30th Jun '14 1:56:01 PM by mynameis:
my current job
You claim I am an alien. It takes one to know one. I'm listening to Stevie Ray Vaughan. I can't confirm if you are or aren't. Therefore, you are an alien who may have taught Stevie Ray Vaughan to play guitar.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
You mentioned Stevie Ray Vaughan. His initials are SRV, which sounds like "serve." Therefore, you are a waiter.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
actually i am dead wow
You mentioned the word "waiter". But waiters don't wait, they serve. But you know what else has the word "serve"? Server. And what do some people on servers? Online gaming. But people can camp in online gaming.
Therefore, all waiters camp in the woods.
edited 10th Aug '14 2:44:05 AM by I-Block
boop I'm more active on here
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
You said "online gaming." If we divide them into three words, they say on line gaming, which we can further divide into on a line gaming. Getting rid of the word gaming, it says on a line. What else is on a line? That's right: birds on an electricity wire, which resembles a line. If birds are on a line, then we can swap on a line with bird and bring back the gaming. Then we have bird gaming. Therefore, you are obsessed with games including birds, i.e. Angry Birds, bird simulators, etc.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
my current job
You just sandwich posted. Sandwiches are something you eat. Eating is necessary to survive. Does that make Sandwich posting necessary to survival?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
You said sandwich three times.
Therefore, you like to eat three sandwiches per day.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
In your post three words were said twice.
Three times two is six.
Insects have six legs.
You are an insect.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
All of the numbers you mentioned add up to 16.
Then, we add a plus between the 1 and the 6.
1 plus 6 equals seven, which is said to be a lucky number.
On the opposite, an unlucky number is 13.
Like 16, we divide the numbers by adding the plus in between.
1 plus 3 equals four. Halving it will result in two.
Therefore, you are two years of age.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Wicked Flight
You can do maths, scientists need maths as a prerequisite. Scientists are do experiments, therefore you are trying to experiment on meeeeee!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
You mentioned science and maths. It is said that stereotypical nerds like science and maths.
But they also like comic books. Particularly about superheroes. let's get rid of the rheroes bit, and we are left with sups.
We then put sups into an anagram. It says puss. Puss means cat. The opposite of a cat is a dog, which, when spelled backwards, says god.
Therefore, you are god.
Or are you? If we take god and replace g with c we get cod, as in Call Of Duty. The company who published is called Activision. But if we take away ACTI, we get vision. The developers of Call Of Duty are called Infinity Ward. Because infinity is endless, and therefore has no real purpose, we can say that infinity = nothing.
If we put vision and nothing together, it means nothing vision, which can be roughly translated into no vision. Vision means the ability to see.
I then safely conclude that you are blind.
edited 14th Aug '14 1:06:51 AM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
The numbers in your name are 7, 1 and 3. 7 plus 1 is 8, plus 3 is 11. 1 plus 1 is 2. 2 plus 11 is 13. Jason Vorhees was the murderer in Friday the 13th! SO YOU ARE JASON VORHEES!
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