Tim:
Look, you just started a thread. Threads are simply small ropes. They're basically the same thing. And ropes can be used to hang yourself.
Please don't do it! People will miss you, you have so much to live for!
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
You exist. Adolf Hitler existed. You are Hitler!
D'oh!
You mentioned Hitler twice! You obviously have a crush on Hitler! But then - oh no! That must mean I do too! Help!
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
You have a crush on Hitler! That means you hate Stalin! And Stalin was a bast- I mean a wonderful guy.
Both of them used state media suppression. That makes you a COMMIENAZI!
edited 26th Mar '12 10:25:58 PM by Steventheman
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageYou beleive Stalin was wonderful. Therefore, you think Stalin is wonderful. Stalin rules Russia. Russia is a country! Yiou took over Russia and are attempting to take over the world!
D'oh!
A berry clever person
You support Russia! And we all know Russians hate the USA you communist!
Don't Press Your Luck too many times in life. You'll just get whammied.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
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You are clearly delusional. Russia has already took over the world, that's why Metallica made a video about it! It's been on TV, It Must Be True!
You hate Communism, therefore you hate people living in communities! You're obviously extremely misanthropic and probably live in a Giant Castle in the SchwarzWald.
edited 27th Mar '12 7:14:18 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
You just replied to two posts at once! WHERE DID YOU GET THE CLONING TECH!
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
All Caps is usually used by those who are shouting.
People who shout have anger issues.
People who have anger issues are prone to violence.
People who are prone to violence hurt others.
Those who hurt others go to jail.
How did you get a computer when you're in jail?!
edited 27th Mar '12 11:11:03 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Making that post required pressing Enter multiple times. Entering multiple times in a row without exiting means you must have entered recursively. Recursion happened in the same dialogue in Godel Escher Bach as the Server crashing. That means you crashed the server.
You have no avatar. Therefore you're not real. So you can't post. So why are you posting?
You have an avatar. You are real. Real people are real. So are dogs. Dogs can't post. Why are you posting?
D'oh!
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
You have a Simpsons avatar. The Simpsons is the property of the Fox Network.
You are the Fox Network.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.You mentioned fox twice. Therefore, you hug foxes all the time. Fox-hugger!
D'oh!
Am I a weirdo?
You call someone a fox-lover in an accusatory manner. You must have some reason to hate foxes. You must be a rabbit.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.You know I'm a rabbit. You must be the one taking my cereal!
edited 27th Mar '12 3:31:00 PM by ShinyRaikou
D'oh!
A berry clever person
But you're not a kid, you're an adult! Adults don't eat cereal! Grow up!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
kids eat cereal. Eastenders is a serial. Therefore all kids are examples of the trope I'm a Humanitarian and would happily munch on Pat Butcher.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Mummy Woomy
You're holding a flower. Flower's are the plant's genitals. You mutilate people's genitals for a living!
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."
You are talking about people's genitals... Therefore you are a pervert!
...Wait, let me try that again, um, "You are a pervert." Therefore you are on the Internet!
...Help, I can't tell if I'm winning or failing!
You can't tell if you're winning or failing. Clearly that means you can't distinguish between good and bad. Therefore you are an amoral sociopath.
no
You called someone a sociopath. That means you love sociopaths. Sociopaths beat things, like animals. You beat animals!
no
i am a crapshoot
You called animals "things". Therefore you hate animals and think they have no rights.
Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
You seem to think that animals are aware that they have human groups fighting for 'rights' for them. Therefore, you are a psychopathic space pirate and must be executed!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
This game is simple. You use Insanetroll Logic to accuse the above poster of something.
Begin.
D'oh!