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TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#26: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:35:10 AM

Teacher sounds like a lunatic, to be honest.

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#27: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:55:20 AM

I concur.

I'm sure there's something missing from the OP.

Okay, I bet €50 that the teacher's trollin'. That is, €50 from two months in the future

LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#28: Mar 24th 2012 at 7:52:38 PM

... Yeah, I'm not seeing how you can make it out of dead organic material, but not plants. About all that's left is sponges and meat. Maybe they meant "you can use plant material but it has to be dead"?

Be not afraid...
MrDolomite Since: Feb, 2010
#29: Mar 25th 2012 at 12:57:06 AM

Can I have whatever your professor is smoking?

Or maybe you're the one smoking it.

The point is, someone is getting high off of some dangerous stuff.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#30: Mar 25th 2012 at 1:41:54 AM

She's smoking dead organic material, of course.

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ThatHuman someone from someplace Since: Jun, 2010
someone
#31: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:32:32 AM

I still don't get it, and the OP has not replied to any of the posts here...

[up]x4 Who would you be paying if you lose?

something
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#32: Mar 25th 2012 at 5:59:47 AM

I actually think that this is a very cool project.

The point is not to have the students create a perfect simulation of a plant; the point is to have the students think, and hard, about what a plant is and does.

edited 25th Mar '12 6:00:15 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Qeise Professional Smartass from sqrt(-inf)/0 Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Professional Smartass
#33: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:24:04 AM

So all you need to do is build a solar powered glucose factory as a school project? No biggie, good luck with that.

[up][up]I'm guessing anyone who takes up the bet, meaning that if he wins those people would pay him.

Laws are made to be broken. You're next, thermodynamics.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#34: Mar 25th 2012 at 9:42:42 AM

@ Human. I said €50 from two months in the future. It's a dark joke playing on the collapse of the €. i.e. I wouldn't have to pay anyone anything.

MidnightRambler Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan! from Germania Inferior Since: Mar, 2011
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
#35: Mar 25th 2012 at 12:14:20 PM

[up] Oh, come on. We're not really at Weimar Germany levels of inflation yet.

Anyway, constructing a complex living organism from dead matter (i.e. Frankenstein) is quite impossible with the present state of technology. The furthest we've come with Creating Life are a few simple bacteria.

Mache dich, mein Herze, rein...
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#36: Mar 25th 2012 at 12:15:51 PM

Oh, come on. We're not really at Weimar Germany levels of inflation yet.

Before or post-Stresseman? tongue

Nah, I'm messing. The Euro's going to survive.

/off-topic!

Yeah, I don't see how this could be done. Maybe use some... carbon-based things. Which is everything ever.

Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#37: Mar 25th 2012 at 3:03:57 PM

I don't think they literally meant it has to be alive when it comes to working. I think what he meant was that it has to have the actual structures that are in plants shown in some way or another.

In a "If this suddenly came alive as plant matter, pieced together, does it have the "organs" needed to work?

edited 25th Mar '12 3:04:22 PM by Barkey

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#38: Mar 25th 2012 at 3:36:39 PM

Some sort of fungus or mold perhaps? Or perhaps we are all suckers and this is a troll post and they are getting a kick out of watching people try to figure it out. Aka this whole thing is Smuck Bait.

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