Mall Fight

-the sounds of gas-mask respiration fills the hall-

I walk into the mall and grab a very-high-powered vacuum cleaner from the housecleaning aisle of a department store.

edited 26th Nov '16 7:28:28 PM by UNoWho

-is that the sound of a motorcycle off in the distance? odd-

I find the display of a sports car, get in, Hotwire it, and take off! I grab a pair of sunglasses from a display I knock over and put them on.

I go to the nearby home depot and get a chainsaw.

-footsteps echo through the home depot-

I drive straight at the echoing footsteps!

-through a home depot? stranger things have happened. no dice, and how the hell did you hear feet over a revving engine?-

*Loud-ass sports car? Attracting loud-ass attention. Something heavy this way comes.*

So, where was I? Chemicals? Hm, I wonder if I'll be able to find a place where I can get some nitroglycerin.

-looks around-

I chainsaw Infinity or at least try to.

-a stack of metal plates falls from above ryujin and hamza. hope you two have good dodge rolls-

I enter the Home Depot with a spear constructed of a kitchen knife, flag pole, and duct tape to investigate the noise.

I'm probably gonna get mauled.

-fate's got it out for you, daydre. some strange person wearing a pair of goggles walks out from the far end of the aisle, fitting a respirator to their face. spotting daydre, they unhook a long length of copper piping and the crackle of electricity fills the air-

I thought I wasn't in the home depot.

Well. Well well well.

rolls percentile dice to dodge, rolls 95

Well well well well well. I make like Joseph Joestar and get the hell out of there.

*Somebody else seems to be approaching the Home Depot. It's hard to see who, exactly, because they're... covered in some sort of TV-screen armor. It looks ridiculous. They're also dragging a big-ass hammer across the ground, which appears to have a car battery for a head. Odd. They're thankfully kind of slow due to all the crap they've got with them...*

i may have assumed your location because hamza said he attacked you and he mentioned being in the home depot. thus, it would make sense. not all that much, mind you, but then again, this game makes very little sense anyway

I run over the person with all the stuff!

hey, try not to autohit, my man.

All right, then, I stomp the gas and drive at the guy with the stuff at 80 mph!

-someone stalks the halls, judging by the sounds echoing throughout-

for any newer mall fighters, the game tends to skip stuff that doesn't happen on-screen; if a scene is dropped for whatever reason, we just kind of ignore it. there is, however, on-screen continuity, to some extent.

I quietly make my way through the Home Depot looking for chicken wire.

-...is that a dirtbike off in the distance?-

Having gotten the hell out of where I previously was, I find the nearest clothes store and try and find a fashionable hat and coat.

i mean there's no real reason you can't.

-as infinity enters the store, some maniac on a dirtbike zips past-