Garchomp

-Garchomp used Earthquake!-

-It's super effective!-

-Blaziken fainted!-

Move over, Blaziken. Say hello to the first non-Legendary/Wobbuffet Pokemon declared an Uber by the Smogon. And Garchomp is cooler than Excadrill *

edited 11th Mar '12 1:14:55 AM by Nizbel

I will commend Garchomp for its rather cool design, but overpoweredness is lame.

To be fair, Skarmory and Bronzong wall Garchomp like there's no tomorrow.

Garchomp is awesome solely for the badass-as-fuck name.

Seriously, it's like being named Awesome McBadass

LOL, competitive Pokemon. Real trainers use the Pokemon they like blah blah blah

Or the first mon on the route they find that they happen to catch. Even if it it's the third or fourth fucking ratata.

YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG. GARCHOMP BEATS EVERYTHING

(even a +3 speed Kingdra in the rain)

Also, who here thinks that Bronzong should've gotten Flash Fire from the DW? Would trollolololo most Dragons.

edited 12th Mar '12 8:09:22 AM by Nizbel

Garchomp is cool!

Not as badass as Aggron.

GET YOURSELF A FUCKING AGGRON.

no

They're no Golurk.

I'm sure seeing a lot of names that aren't Volcarona or Blastoise.

And Garchomp can go suck an Ice Beam.

You people and your landshark/jet and turtle/cannon mashups. I'll just be over here with my awesome rhinoceros beetle.

Hey.

Hey Heracross hey.

Fiery Dance.

It awes me that despite Gamefreak's best efforts, Lucario became the face of generation four. I'd be lying if I did not put together a team without asking myself "but can they beat a Garchomp?" thanks to the battle institute.

I beat Cynthia by Revive-spamming between my Lucario and my Weavile.

Garchomp always made the mistake of Giga Impacting Lucario, giving Weavile a free Ice Punch.

Cynthia in D/P/Plt was hard.

You people and your landshark/jet and turtle/cannon mashups. I'll just be over here with my awesome rhinoceros beetle.

Oh yeah? Well, I have Infernape. Can you beat that? No you can't, because it's a ninja monkey that's on goddamn fire.

edited 31st Mar '12 8:59:48 PM by Sparkysharps

Well, I have Empoleon, a awesome trident penguin.

Garchomp has a type advantage over both of you.

Jellicent will beat you all with his fabulous mustache!

Alakazam, Whiscash, Kricketune, Samurott, Stoutland, Jellicent-♂. MUSTACHE TEAM GO.

Hey. Hey Garchomp hey. Focus Sash + Avalanche.

With anything.

Huh, Cynthia's Garchomp usually just dies after meeting my Vaporeon because he's got enough HP to tank a STAB Earthquake and retaliate with Ice Beam. It's tough, but not invincible. As for competitive Pokemon, wazzat? Must be something that happens to other people.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here, using the cool Dragon/Ground type, Flygon.

edited 2nd Apr '12 9:44:24 PM by Balmung