But how does it taste?
Press play
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Loud sounds should do it.
Call a doctor.
has a degree in bullshit
change L Ps
cross dust to the porches
Push a button to activate her automated complicated wakeup-dressup-brushup-breakfast routine.
embedd the hose from the sludge pump in her and turn it on.
Book Fort is Best Fort
Enlist the aid of DJ PON-3.
Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!
^^(kiiinky)
Shine a flashlight into the fort.
edited 4th Apr '12 5:35:48 AM by Adannor
throw her in a pot and boil her away with the furnace.
(If you were a slime, and someone sucked you through a pump and into a boiler-furnace, you would NOT find it kinky.)
Depending on species, depending on species... Kiiiiinky 
Spin the record.
I am a typical pony
Poke it.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Dynamite the alarm clock.
Finally nobody's using it! Time for my music to play.
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
Shout "CAPITALISM HO!" and run for the hills.
Using a silent hammer, I stealthily fireproof the room, surround the bed with waterfroof metal panneling, and create a pit under the bed. I then fill the hole with coal and light it, melting the slimegirl with the modified bed and room acting as a furnnace and boiler. And I throw toxic sludge into the resulting goop.
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Mummy Woomy
I press triangle next to it, waking up Russian soldiers in the process. JACKPOT!
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."
Call him on that Spy Phone he has.
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Macinatrix Insana
Gently pushing on her shoulder, I don't want to have to deal with an upset slimegirl
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
play the Card Captor Sakura intro on maximum volume.
But how does it taste?
Get a DJ and the rest should take care of itself.
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
I am a typical pony
Cut the Ponytail.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Macinatrix Insana
Yell "What are you sleeping for, we have to rescue Derpy from the Daleks!"
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
set up a recorder to play the quote "PINCHY'S HUNGY" over and over.
Crank it up.
activate the high-tech alarm clock.