#27: Feb 17th 2012 at 5:33:38 AM
"If he also said he'd see his family when he retires the next day, you wouldn't even need to stab him."
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#28: Feb 17th 2012 at 5:41:03 AM
The words above are to be read as if they are narrated by Morgan Freeman.
#29: Feb 17th 2012 at 6:16:24 AM
The last version's exactly what I was thinking.
I like where that's going, but it feels a little wordy.
I like that one too.
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#30: Feb 17th 2012 at 6:53:57 AM
"If victim will retire next day, ignore victim entirely."
edited 17th Feb '12 6:54:11 AM by ShadowHog
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#32: Feb 17th 2012 at 10:12:00 AM
Love that caption. Also the retouched version looks great.
#33: Feb 21st 2012 at 2:18:58 PM
Are we going to put this one up, or do we need a crowner?
"Did anybody invent this stuff on purpose?" - Phillip Marlowe on tequila, Finger Man by Raymond Chandler.
#34: Feb 21st 2012 at 5:18:04 PM
Nah, we've got enough consensus. The pic and the last caption are up, potholed, and tagged; locking up.
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Now, a funny caption would be something like, I don't know,
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