Am I a weirdo?
Don't knock the Romans. They're nice guys. We've been taking bets on who will win the upcoming fight between Bruce Lee and Teddy Roosevelt.
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Nightmare Muse
I'll put down fifty drachma on Teddy.
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Overlording the Underworld
Does the winner get to take on Chuck Norris, or Attila the Hun?
Nightmare Muse
Chuck. I'm pretty sure Attila was disqualified for steroid use.
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Overlording the Underworld
I don't think the Romans would care so much, they'd just have Chuck join the winner and double-team Atilla. It'd be more entertaining that way. Besides, isn't Nero emperor right now? It's hard to keep track, now that the U.S. overthrew the empire just long enough to introduce the concept of a Democratically elected emperor being swapped out every four years. . . O.o
Does What You Don't
But then who's gonna deal with Alexander the Great? He got a hold of some modern weapons and now he's taking over everything.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
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Hitler is already trying to take care of that. Oh, you meant a good guy? I guess Obama, Julius Caesar and Abraham Lincoln are attempting to make a major alliance with the unoccupied countries.
edited 6th Feb '12 9:21:16 PM by Teraus
"You cannot judge a system if your judgement is determined by the system."
Am I a weirdo?
Just have General Grant send the thirteenth pterodactyl regiment at him. That should do the trick.
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Nah. Teddy Roosevelt and his army of laser equipped cyborg-bears should do the trick. You guys can do the treat.
edited 6th Feb '12 9:57:57 PM by Ekuran
0_.
What about the cyber legion? Who's gonna take care of them? They're converting everyone in their path and....
Aw, fuck. They got me, too. And I'm leaking oil instead of blood now from where Custer shot me? Where's the nearest doctor....er, mechanic?
edited 7th Feb '12 5:04:37 AM by gamerex27
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Am I a weirdo?
I'd talk to Tesla about that. He's right around the corner. He lives right next door to George Harrison.
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pirate girl
Wait, how come no one's gotten hit by any meteorites yet? Or does this event not stretch that far back in "time" - as if such a thing exists anymore...
Why yes, I am extending history to before there was life on Earth.
Am I a weirdo?
JFK actually ended up in the hospital when he got hit by rubble from the meteorite that struck the grassy knoll.
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pirate girl
Oh. Speaking of which, Apollo 11's being sent to check up on the situation with those lunar colonies.
Oh, man.
Them lunar colonies just became bought out by At&T-East India Company. It appears we need a level two parchment paper pass to access the moon.
Well, I'm sure British Prime Minister Clement Atlee can use his neutron bombs to get those meteorites.
pirate girl
You know, on some particularly hot days, the sun appears much larger and redder...
And it indeed would be, in the red giant phase of its "life"
edited 7th Feb '12 12:52:12 PM by TARDISES
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Meh. It's always 5:02 PM in April 22, 2011 anyways so it's not as if it'll kill us any time soon. Even then, we'll just go to that interstellar colony on Gliese 667 Cd that Samuel de Champlain built.
edited 7th Feb '12 1:16:03 PM by SantosLHalper
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pirate girl
Wait... that time sounds familiar...
RIVER! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!?
Attention fellow Britains! The great Oliver Cromwell, servant to God, has forced the entire British royal family to flee from Britian, all in the name of justice! With the allaince with the newly forged French Republic, the now British Commonwealth will lead justice for all.
ALL HAIL OLIVER CROMWELL, LORD PROTECTOR OF THE GREAT HOLY BRITISH COMMONWEALTH!
edited 7th Feb '12 1:51:41 PM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
pirate girl
No such thng as gods. If there were, you'd find yourself being visited by a certain frog goddess...
it'd be surprising to see Suwako, wouldn't it?
Watch what you say. The Spanish Inquisition has spies everywhere.
Overlording the Underworld
Ugh, at least the Nazis didn't co-opt the Papists . . . Nevermind, they just did.
Everyone expects the Nazi Inquisition, and it won't be pretty. . .
Macinatrix Insana
Hey, has anyone seen Prince Shotoku? I found that motorcycle he wanted
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Magic Prophet
(chops up Ed Wood)
"The Horn of Protection is here for you, Timmy!" - Hank the Super Cheese Loving Rhino Guard from Fairly Odd Parents
For those of you who are unaware, this is basically Anachronism Stew, like the last forum game I made about this. However, I hope this one is more organised than before, which each post at least somehow being related to the last one.
Okay, who didn't kill the Doctor this time? Is that why there are Roman legions marching down the Las Vegas Strip?
edited 5th Feb '12 7:46:44 PM by SantosLHalper
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