All-Purpose Nasuverse Fanfiction Thread

Exactly my point.

Assassins are meant to suck in servant-to-servant battles.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

@Rob

If it's any consolation, I found it funny.

It's funny because in Persona 3 being a lech gives you significant game play advantage.

Provided he doesn't just eliminate the Masters by shoving them into TVs.

Thank you Kay. Just for that, I'll stop claiming everything is your fault.

I like this one because it goes back to the true nature of the concept: Servants you don't want to summon.

One Strip! One Strip!

Being a serial monogamist is just as valid a strategy as many-timing.

Somehow that doesn't seem much better. Like going through a bucket list.

Doesn't really work for Minato, though. He doesn't get the choice to date or not.

'Sides, from the fact that your links can be reversed or broken if juggled improperly, I'm gonna assume that Minato never makes a secret of the fact he's a slut.

Yuu has it much easier.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

@I Am Not There by Arashi Lionheart (mentioned by alethiophile): ... OK, now I want to know who wrote the last line of the poem. That said... Think that the ending implies that Shirou managed to do the impossible and attained qualifications as a Heroic Spirit on a Loophole Abuse-based technicality?

@IANCE: If you're talking about Uninvited Guests... What am I, chopped liver? If not, then you may want to specify what you're talking about, because AFAICS you're responding to d Roy's post right above you.

@d Roy: Don't let what IANCE says bother you. Tastes differ, it's something we usually can't do anything about.

Again, which fic are we talking about here?

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

Tastes differ, but we've discussed that fic already and very few people like it here.

Whether you like it or not, you have to face it. It's not good. We've already been over this, several times, and we've explained its many flaws, most of which center around the fact that the author should not have kept Saber around, since all he kept her around for was mocking her, her goals and her motivations, and how ungodly stupid having Kamina lecture Saber on what it means to be a leader is. Iskander had the authority to talk about what being a king is like, he was a goddamn King himself, Gilgamesh had the authority to talk about what being a king is like, he's the original king, IN GOLD. Kamina does not.

We've been over this before and we don't need to go over this again.

And seriously, Marq, not being capable of following a conversation, even if it wasn't made particularly easy to follow, is a new low for you.

edited 21st Sep '13 3:34:05 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Marq isn't referring to Zero Sense. I don't think he's even read it.

Fate Zero Sense. In fairness there were some parts of that fic I did enjoy and find amusing, it's just that there are just as many things I found frustrating.

edit: ninja'd by a more thorough statement.

woops. miss understood. My bad.

edited 21st Sep '13 3:40:40 PM by unlikelyauthor

Fate Grand Order players will know me as Ryusei-Go.

Thank you for clearing that up.

Correct on both accounts.

I had a hard time following the conversation because I was skimming through posts in a hurry, before my Internet connection's reliability goes haywire again like it was the last couple of days.

edited 21st Sep '13 3:39:59 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

Reading Zero Sense is kind of like taking a shit, but the shit just won't come out. Maybe some small parts of it, but that makes it even more frustrating because shitting it all out seems more far away than anything else.

I have the best metaphors.

Sorry, but I didn't really understand what you were trying to say in the middle.

Fate Grand Order players will know me as Ryusei-Go.

I think he means that no matter how much you want to forget the screwed up things that you've read, you just can't.

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

That's a really shitty metaphor.

Then don't try to participate in the goddamn conversation. 'Cause it's gonna make you look dumb.

edited 21st Sep '13 3:44:56 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Don't be mean IANCE.

Think of what Saber would do.

Get off the internet and eat vast reams of foodstuff?

Then go gamble.

Should I find and boink Shirou while claiming I need the mana, then?

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

... Now you got me into thinking about how Rin would abuse Saber's B-rank Luck by employing the spirit of Combat by Champion in major gambling contests.

Do we have any tropes that apply to Rin's stinginess with money due to Kotomine squandering her family's fortune while he was her legal guardian?

edited 21st Sep '13 4:21:57 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

Yes, and then demand MORE food.

Saber actually is secretly good at all kinds of gambling.

I know that. It just never occurred to me that Rin might eventually realize that and try to abuse it to hell to improve her financial situation.

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

Because Dad would have disapproved, I guess.

Then again, Dad would also have disapproved sleeping with that filthy Shirou...