Here's an interesting fact

you this read wrong

yuo cna sitll raed tihs

Read this correctly, I did! Mmm-hmm, yes, quite correctly.

Master Yoda, I can't.

Once you go down the path of shitposting, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will!

I tried!

Holy fuck, I did.

Here's a schematic for you: my ass!

Too obvious you are, my young apprentice.

does yoda even do the whole backwards thing in the real movies?

Yes. Pretty much all the time.

WHAT.

i always thought it was overused in the non-canon prequels.

Look, I know nobody is going to read this, but... I think I am a fucking table.

Shit, I am crooked. Fuck! There goes all the shit they stacked on me.

edited 22nd Jan '12 2:32:30 AM by TheDeadMansLife

What kind of table? A dinner table or a values table or a high flow-dominated andesite tuya in British Columbia?

A end table, man! I use to be a dining table and made of rosewood, but I think I am currently maple.

Edit: Shit someone just bumped into me in the dark. I think they stubbed their toes...

edited 22nd Jan '12 2:36:41 AM by TheDeadMansLife

- burns dead -

May I be your faithful tablecloth? :3

guys

i dont care what anybody says i'm not a tree

- photosynthesizes -

i'm a bush

I may play the role of a tablecloth but I am actually a piece of kelp; I am a protist.

I should leave this thread before it inevitably gets locked.

ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quiet

edited 22nd Jan '12 2:49:15 AM by squiddleTron

Oh shit! Someone put a cold drink on me without a cozy. If I swell no will want me.

Edit: Nevermind. I am still crooked so the drink fell right off!

edited 22nd Jan '12 2:49:54 AM by TheDeadMansLife

this is best thread

Guys... It's dark and someone is reaching into my drawers and grabbing valuables... I will try to stub their toes, but I don't think that will be enough to stop them. I need your help.

Edit: Nevermind. He was just reaching for cough medicine. False alarm.

edited 22nd Jan '12 2:58:36 AM by TheDeadMansLife

photosynthesis

photosynthesis