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Iverum from outside the key Since: Jun, 2009
#1: Jan 1st 2012 at 11:56:56 PM

Should be fairly obvious. Come up with a ridiculous way to describe the genitals of either sex similar to what you find in lit porn.

To start us off: throbbing lance of man meat.

dysfunctional human artistry
BlackElephant Obsidian Proboscidean from In the Room Since: Oct, 2011
Obsidian Proboscidean
#2: Jan 4th 2012 at 8:29:25 PM

Vampire's disco stick.

I'm an elephant. Rurr.
XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River Since: Feb, 2012
True King Of Yggdrasil
#3: May 10th 2012 at 3:55:19 PM

Manly flagpole of stars and stripes.

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
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