ITT: We plot to conquer a small country

MWA-HA-HA!!!!!

Everything that is transpiring is doing so according to our design. The army of mindless droids will soon be ready to strike! Before long, my friends, the unsuspecting land of St. Kitts & Nevis will be OURS!!!

edited 24th Dec '11 3:40:01 PM by Mort08

I think we should invade Russia. :3 That's small, right?

No. Thats too small

Nevis has a ton of cats, though. They're everywhere there.

Sure, first it's all "Ooh" and "Daw", but later there's hairballs and dead mice everywhere.

How about Mars? :3

We'll work up to that.

Mars? Ha, small scale! Let's take over Jupiter!

Give me strength! A planet without a population is of no interest to anyone!

We'll start off easy; we'll find a nice, quiet, peace-loving planet, then we'll land, I'll declare myself supreme ruler, and then anyone who thinks differently can have their fingernails pulled out with pliers before they're beheaded.

edited 24th Dec '11 4:33:00 PM by SeanMurrayI

I have always wanted to find out what it looks like beneath that storm. Okay, here's the plan; after we conquer St. Kitts & Nevis, we use it as a base for our conquest of Mars and Jupiter! Then use Mars and Jupiter as bases to conquer the galaxy and begin the NEW! GALACTIC! EMPIRE!!!!!

You know, you should have been part of The Trade Federation. They could have used strong-minded life forms such as yourself.

edited 24th Dec '11 4:36:19 PM by Mort08

Please refrain from invading my rather small country.

Hell, taking over Holland would be easy! I call first dibs on the weed.

I have a time machine. Does anyone want an army of Swiss Mercenaries?

I appreciate the offer. Let's do that and snag a few generals while we're at it.

edited 24th Dec '11 5:04:30 PM by Mort08

We at least need a national anthem for our new nation, and eventually empire.

I for one suggest stealing Tytania's. "Conquer the universe!"

Also, while you guys are in the time machine, make sure to get Genghis Khan and Nikola Tesla. They'll prove quite useful.

And a T-Rex. For morale.

Temujin is only useful if to land us in a UN court for war crimes. If anything I would nominate Frederick II or Napoleon.

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"—Our nation will qualify for the next World Cup, and then 50,000 of our citizens will sing THAT song with tremendous spirit and passion that will humiliate the rest of the world and let us win the tournament. Or else they will get their fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers before I behead them.

edited 24th Dec '11 5:39:04 PM by SeanMurrayI

Yes, we'll want someone Prussian to run the army! Napoleon can be our backup in case that goes wrong, which it won't.

I kinda wanted to use the Imperial March as our anthem. There should be at least one country which has the Imperial March as its anthem.

Gentlemen, the question is not "where", or "when". It's "how".

First off, we'll need elephant-tanks. Lots of elephant-tanks....

You get me a Dragon Tank RIGHT NOW, or I will dice you with a giant Slap Chop, incinerate your remains, and spread your ashes over my chrysanthemums!

Servile scum, nothing can save you now! YAAAAAAAAH HAAAAA HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAA...

edited 24th Dec '11 6:44:41 PM by SeanMurrayI

-slap-

DAMMIT, MAN! Don't you realize that a single mute swordsman would be enough to bring the entire fleet down!? We need to STRATEGIZE!

Now, for infantry, I suggest an army of the undead. Anyone here a necromancer?

You FOOL! How else do you expect The Hero to infiltrate our ranks and defeat us?

edited 24th Dec '11 6:54:00 PM by SeanMurrayI

Alright, it's time for a Villain Intervention, here!

-puts hands on your shoulders-

Listen to me! If Hero Boy defeats us, we don't get a country. If we don't get a country, we don't get a new place to put our stuff!

Look, if any square-jawed champions of justice come throwing their weight around, we just capture them, tie them up, and leave them suspended by a blood-soaked rope above the giant meat grinder and a starving mouse will run in a wheel in a futile effort to reach a piece of cheese and the wheel will generate enough power to fire the laser that will burn through the other rope that is suspending a jar full of vampire bees and then the jar will break open and the vampire bees will fly up and eat the blood-soaked rope and seal our "hero's" fate. Works every time.

edited 24th Dec '11 7:02:25 PM by SeanMurrayI

.....That's......GENIUS.

Now, about that necromancer!

My God, you're evil.

And that is why I like you.

We should start preparing our government so we can implement it as soon as we achieve victory. No one person will have supreme power. We will all have our individual jobs which we operate as we see fit and report our proceedings to each other at a weekly meeting. I suggest that Sean be in charge of oppressing and terrorizing the populace to ensure that no heroes rise up.

Also, I suggest that everyone take a look at the Evil Overlord List.

edited 24th Dec '11 7:21:17 PM by Mort08