Oh my stars and garters...
i. hear. a. sound.
This is a title.
Saving lives every day. Is there anything Disney can't do? 
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No longer a forum herald
Relax, you are about to get a snake massage.
Are you one hundred and ten percent sure that is not an euphemism?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
This is a title.
There are no words.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
No longer a forum herald
And now for a blast from the past, courtesy of Twitter.
"Dolls accused of impersonating an extra-terrestrial at fair"
This is a title.
Sex toys in airline passengers' luggage prompt security alert at Berlin airport
Someone's going to have a fantastic story for the rest of their lives.
i. hear. a. sound.
This is a title.
Gaming addict lost Welsh accent after only communicating with internationals online
Edited by Eagal on Aug 23rd 2018 at 8:44:11 AM
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
This is a title.
Models With Three Breasts Walk the Runway at Milan Fashion Week. (Somewhat NSFW)
Apparently, it's performance art with a Green Aesop.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Giant colon found, but police say probe of its disappearance continues
Yes. The body organ kind of colon. And, yes, #stolencolon was used.
Edited by Bur on Oct 30th 2018 at 4:39:54 AM
i. hear. a. sound.
This is a title.
Civil servant who watched porn at work blamed for infecting a US government network with malware
Dog shoots man, man survives, defends dog: 'He didn't mean to do it. He's a good dog.'
Edited by Eagal on Nov 3rd 2018 at 7:33:13 AM
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Broken coffee mug used as shank in fight between adults at school bus stop
I don’t want to read the article. It can’t live up to my imagination.
i. hear. a. sound.
The King Without a Kingdom
Dead brothel owner wins election for Nevada legislative seat.
There's a lot of questions.
It's been 3000 years…
Chaotic Greedy
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with an easy answer: the guy was R, his opponent was D, and this was a red area.
Apparently the county picks a replacement from the same party in cases like this, so it's less voting for a dead guy and more voting for his party.
Still makes for a great headline though.
Edited by SapphireBlue on Nov 7th 2018 at 11:29:21 AM
This is a title.
'Sky penis' air pattern grounds two Marine Corps pilots, pending investigation
:|
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
It's not even the first time a dead man is elected to the US senate.
Edited by Khudzlin on Nov 13th 2018 at 2:33:10 PM
This is a title.
Cardi B Stops New Zealand Concert to Fix Wedgie After Intense Twerking on Stage
:|
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
The Ice Queen
Maybe this one's only funny to me because of the wording, but:
This is a title.
Artist building wall of cheese at Mexico border to “Make America Grate Again”
Suspect farted so loudly, it revealed his hiding spot to police
Sometimes my state does me a solid.
i. hear. a. sound.Oooo, here's a good one:
Another story I almost don't want to read because it can't possibly live up to imagination.
i. hear. a. sound.
A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered
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Well, that's certainly a title.
Edited by Eagal on Jul 3rd 2018 at 1:16:41 AM
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!