Man killed squirrel after fight with brother over coffee.
Syntax lessons wanted?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)I thought it said killed BY squirrel at first.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!CIA concludes Russia interfered to help Trump win election, say reports
Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Whether it's true or not, there are not enough s in the universe.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!That's not really a wtf headline, just political. (Though with Trump, the line is blurred.)
Mars is warmer than Toronto: A scientific analysis of just how damned cold it is in Canada
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!As a Torontonian, can confirm; it is cold as balls right now.
California man faces misdemeanor for driving under the influence of caffeine
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Clickbaity lying title. He got a regular DUI without conclusive evidence, and he's suing because of that (helped by the fact the blood test only showed caffeine — and hopefully blood).
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."Almost two tonnes of marijuana disguised as key limes found near US-Mexico border
I thought marijuana was legal now. Why would they need to disguise it? :hmm
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!It's legal in certain states like Colorado and Washington, but is still banned under federal law.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)And even in those states, it's subject to regulations, taxes, etc. You can't just grow a bunch of pot in your closet and start selling it to your buddies, and you certainly can't traffic it in from Mexico.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.@Eagal:It goes from being possession of a controlled substance to smuggling and tax evasion (maybe not tax evasion - the IRS has a part of the form that allows you to declare income from unspecified sources - still smuggling.)
Keeper of The Celestial FlameDrunk man steals Keys forklift, "needed to drive".
On the bright side, the man who did this is not from Florida.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)But he was in Florida at the time, so "when in Rome..."
Keeper of The Celestial FlameMasturbation by men in Texas could lead to fines.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Canada man's last name ruled too 'misogynistic' for license plate by DOT.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Well, they're not wrong. To anyone who doesn't know the guy's name beforehand, Grabher just sounds like a Trump reference.
How other people interpret something is not relevant to whether that something is misogynistic.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!But it appears misogynistic. There is no way for someone seeing that license plate to know that it's someone's name.
Yeah, it could be taken as a novelty license plate, even though that is the person's actual name.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
Toddler’s ‘Scary’ Pants Banned From Preschool
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!