Outdo the Above Poster.

I created life, the universe, and everything.

Without the power of my machine you wouldn't have been able to create anything.

edited 23rd Feb '13 12:52:50 PM by MokonaZero

The machine you stole from me.

Which I made the blueprints for,before they tragically were stolen

edited 23rd Feb '13 1:12:17 PM by terlwyth

i can balance an egg on the tip of my nose

I can balance a penny on my fingernail.

I can balance a snowflake on my fingernail.

i can balance

the entire planet

on my ear drum

I can balance 40 London buses on a strand of my hair.

edited 23rd Feb '13 1:37:25 PM by Boxen

I can balance Planet Jupiter on the tip of my tongue.

I can balance the Milky Way Galaxy on my eyelash.

I can balance myself on other people's eyelashes without them noticing.

I can do that, but add 40 London buses on my legs.

I can do all that, and The Planet Jupiter on my ass

I tell truth. I can't do that.

I tell better truth, so I can't even say what I'm saying now and oh I've gone cross-eyed

I remember to include the word "the" in the sentence, "I tell the truth."

I'll be honest,...which sounds much better than "the truth".

I actually finish my sentence.

I finish one sentence. Then I type another one.

I typed with one hand.

I used my nose to type.

I typed with my mind.

I don't even have to think to type. I just stare at my keyboard, and words appear.

My keyboard actually speaks to me while typing.