<33
I can show my attention in a more civilized manner.
edited 10th Sep '12 9:53:17 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Master of None
I'm your etiquette coach. Please get your wrists off of the keyboard.
edited 10th Sep '12 10:20:54 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
so i made a new avatar
I'm your boss. You're fired.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I'm your boss. Hire him back.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
so i made a new avatar
I quit because I found a better job a few days ago.
edited 11th Sep '12 12:49:53 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
<33
I'm your new boss. Go back to your old job.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
so i made a new avatar
I'm your best worker. By firing me, production slows down tremendously.
edited 12th Sep '12 10:39:33 AM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I can do the work of ten of you!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I reap the fruits of your labour.
Am I a good man or a bad man?
The thing with the red gold crown.
I reap the profits through my stocks that make me a shareholder in the company without doing anything other than waiting.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Master of None
I'm your "financial adviser." Thank you for giving me your internet password so that I may steal all of your money and retire to Barbados.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Burn It Down In The End
I have a secondary bank account involving a password that I wouldn't tell to my own mother.
edited 12th Sep '12 7:33:47 PM by Kossmeister
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I have a tertiary bank account that not even I know the password of!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
so i made a new avatar
I figure out the password.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
<33
I can log into people's bank accounts without needing to use a password interface.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
People give me their money without me having to do anything.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Shut up!
I don't need money, people just give me stuff for free.
Fear is a superpower.
One just might
I don't need stuff, people give themselves to me.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
so i made a new avatar
I already have everything.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
<33
I have nothing, and in obtaining nothing have freed myself from materialistic desire and opened myself to true unburdened enlightenment.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I enlightened myself two days ago, but I got bored of it.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
82123
I got bored with enlightenment eons ago. Now I'm too busy being awesome to care.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Digital Analogy
I'm too awesome to care, but I still do.
In porto perse vitulus est.
One just might
I care more because I don't have to worry about being awesome.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I show my attention by punching you in the face.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."