Badass Boasts: Literature Edition

So, post some boasts!

"I am hunger. I am thirst. ... I can fast for a hundred years and not die. I can lie on the ice for a hundred nights and not freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst. Show me your enemies." ~A werewolf, Prince Caspian

"Can I keep him?" Tavi, Codex Alera (it makes sense in context, haha).

Got more?

edited 1st Dec '11 10:05:31 PM by MyGodItsFullofStars

Just a few

I Thought It Meant here's a place to boast dramatically about all that you've read and haven't read...

"I am she who has survived the Cliffs of Insanity, the touch of the Echtroi, the Destroyer himself. From the child who could complete any sentence of Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone, I am become the girl who read Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows in one night apiece, before the books were even cold. Jane Eyre have I loved, and The Three Musketeers have been as my own companions. I am Vifetoile. Bring me that horizon."

edited 2nd Dec '11 2:56:07 PM by vifetoile

Win.

You look upon Tasther, devourer of words. Whole tomes fall thick at my feet, each a mere day's work. Hundreds of words pass through my eyes every minute, and I understand them all. Philosophy, history, science; mainstream, speculative, romance; all books are mine to read.

edited 6th Dec '11 1:50:55 AM by Tasther

I have looked upon the Great Black Swine, and laughed.

I am.

Conan, has agian found himself in the midst of an evil cult, and finds himself facing a seasoned strangler without a sword, he's all like

“You fool!” he all but whispered. “I think you never saw a man from the West before. Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man like this!”