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-creeps up behind the officer, wacks him in the head with a bat-
What, he was on to us, I had to do it!
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Am I a weirdo?
Great, now we have two bodies. I'm getting the concrete. Be back in a bit.
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You guys never did ask what store I robbed.
Anyway... two bodies?
Man...
What happened to lighting the bodies on fire?
Oh, great, you robbed a store? What's next, one of our other friends arrives in a stolen bank truck?
edited 26th Oct '11 7:09:11 PM by Pokénatic
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Okay...don't panic, don't panic, don't panic ....
Got it!
We put them in a dumpster, then light them on fire!
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No, we should go out to sea then light them on fire.
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What about the dumpster?
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Wait, the sea?
Good luck with that. I doubt our car has enough petrol to get us to the waterfront.
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Seriously, shove them in a dumpster, pour what's left of our gas on it, then light it on fire.
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And then we burn down half the neighborhood.
edited 26th Oct '11 7:09:57 PM by Pokénatic
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Woah, woah, woah!
We have only 20 litres of fuel in that car!
I'm not wasting it on your hairbrained schemes!
And for the record, I robbed the Federal Reserve.
...
That's a store, right?
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Exactly! If we burn down the neighborhood, there won't be any witnesses left!
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Well, I didn't do anything, so... bye!
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...
Um, why is there another police car around the corner?
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RUN RUN RUN RUN FAST FOR YOUR FATHER!
<legs it into car>
You comin' or not, tough guy?
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<floors>
Thank goodness for the incredible fuel economy of this awesome 2012 Ford Focus.
Hmmm... we should try my mother's house.
Turn left in 200 metres.
<swings left>
Yo, keep an eye for cops about.
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...*Sigh* I think we lost the-
-Three cops pull out from an alley-
ON YOUR RIGHT!
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I'm back with the concrete. Guys... Where did everyone go? *sniffs air* I think they went that way. *wanders of in (oddly enough) the right direction*
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Calculating new route.
Turn left in 500 metres.
<swings left again>
Okay, okay, we're southbound on L'Oreal Avenue.
HOW EXPENDABLE ARE THE LOCAL POLICE SERVICE?!
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Don't know, but we gotta lose 'em before we get too close to our hideout!
-throws bag of nail out the window-
edited 26th Oct '11 7:26:42 PM by AStrayBard
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Roadblock up ahead.
Roadblo...
...
Oh shit.
<swerves into back alley>
Okay, there's just one on our tail.
Turn right in 100 metres.
<swings right>
<accelerates>
Am I a weirdo?
<steals a bike, and continues following roughly the path of the rest of the group, don't ask how I'm carrying the concrete> Nails on the road. I must be heading in the right direction.
edited 26th Oct '11 7:36:43 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
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Damn, this last cops good at a chase!
Get ready, things are gonna get rough!
-pulls out pistol-
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Okay, now we need to actually do something about this body, and not just argue about it. Oh... Hi, officer... I didn't see you there... We're rehearsing a play!
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