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Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#1: Oct 26th 2011 at 7:05:50 AM

China will OWN THE MOON, commercial space entrepreneur Robert Bigelow said on Oct. 19.

"Owning the moon would be a windfall both financially and for international prestige, he said. Not only does it offer a jumping off point for further exploration of the solar system, but it also contains vast stores of valuable resources such as water and helium-3, a possible fuel for nuclear fusion."

Hurry, hurry! Tritium-deuterium fusion is only 50 years away (and has been for 50 years)! If we don't claim the Moon now, we might be kicking ourselves in 2100 when the more difficult helium3-deuterium reaction might be commercialized!

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USAF721 F-22 1986 Concept from the United States Since: Oct, 2011
F-22 1986 Concept
#2: Oct 26th 2011 at 7:09:39 AM

Um... what is this I do not even have words... oh nevermind.

USAF713 on his phone or iPod.
Sivartis Captionless One from Lubberland, or the Isle of Lazye Since: Apr, 2009
Captionless One
#3: Oct 26th 2011 at 8:19:00 AM

"Inscrutable Chinaman" jokes? Really?

♭What.
CDRW Since: May, 2016
#4: Oct 26th 2011 at 8:26:34 AM

I thought we all signed a treaty saying that nobody got the moon.

Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#5: Oct 26th 2011 at 8:28:02 AM

[up] We did. This guy wants Americans to think China will break the 1967 Space Treaty to get the precious helium-3!

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Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#6: Oct 26th 2011 at 8:40:32 AM

Little do the Chinese know, we've secretly replaced all of their flags with our own. How can they claim anything now?

It's brilliant, I tell you! Brilliant!

edited 26th Oct '11 8:41:18 AM by Pentadragon

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#7: Oct 26th 2011 at 8:41:44 AM

Aw hell...there can be only one solution!

Nuke it so that nobody gets it! Earth would look 20% more awesome with a ring system anyway.

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#8: Oct 26th 2011 at 8:47:35 AM

^

I.. Agree?

Though there goes my dream of being a security chief on a moonbase, that just means I'll have to narrow it down to a space station.

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#10: Oct 26th 2011 at 9:15:09 AM

We already had a thread on this. As before, "The Moon doesnt belongs to the US so China cant steele it from the US since it isnt ours to be stole from"

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Joesolo Indiana Solo Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Indiana Solo
#11: Oct 26th 2011 at 1:58:22 PM

Dosn't ting down other Nation's rockets during launch, or before launch. And that means World War III.

I'm baaaaaaack
PacificState Love Saves from Reef Since: Sep, 2011
Love Saves
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#13: Oct 26th 2011 at 2:52:40 PM

This is On-Topic Conversations, folks. That means pick a topic that can be discussed, and discuss it. I don't see any purpose to this thread.

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