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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#51: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:43:17 PM

We're talking bout affirmative action, and we'd buy the cookies; mission accomplished.

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#52: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:47:48 PM

Sometimes I think the best argument for one perspective is the irrationality of those who say otherwise.

In this case, it is the way an analogy got met with threats of violence, rather than calm, reasoned counterarguments. I was never sure who to trust on affirmative action, but moments like this leave me marginally more inclined to trust its opponents.

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Vellup I have balls. from America Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
I have balls.
#53: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:48:26 PM

I believe I posted this somewhere before, but did someone mention racist cookies?

They never travel alone.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#54: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:53:24 PM

The comparison would make some sense if these minorities had long been thought to be unable to truly appreciate a good cookie, and, furthermore, if they had long been forbidden — by law or by custom — from eating them. And if, moreover, eating these cookies was strongly correlated with getting better jobs and higher wages later in life, and, even now, these minorities ate, on average, far less cookies than white people (and, as a consequence, tended to have lower standards of living).

Under these circumstances, I'd say that giving discounts on cookies to these minorities would make perfect sense.

edited 25th Sep '11 12:54:53 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#55: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:54:20 PM

How are those cookies racist?

Vellup I have balls. from America Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
I have balls.
#56: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:57:16 PM

[up] Can you picture the reaction if they were sold in the U.S. tongue?

They never travel alone.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#57: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:58:33 PM

Speaking as an American...no.

Negro means black in Spanish, and lots of people in Brazil have fros; some people need to chill the fuck out. If you look for something you tend to find it.

TropicalSnow Since: May, 2011
#58: Sep 25th 2011 at 1:39:28 PM

Woot! 50 cent cookies for me! Now if I were Native American that would be even better.

I'm black but not American and I honestly don't feel offended by this...

edited 25th Sep '11 1:40:14 PM by TropicalSnow

BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
|like a boss|
#59: Sep 25th 2011 at 1:48:01 PM

It's not offensive, it's stupid.

There's a difference.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
TropicalSnow Since: May, 2011
#60: Sep 25th 2011 at 1:56:54 PM

[up]

True that. Couldn't they have found a better way to make a stand?

BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
|like a boss|
#61: Sep 25th 2011 at 1:58:22 PM

Probably pretty much anything else....

well no, not anything else, but there are still better ways to get a point across.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#62: Sep 25th 2011 at 2:01:21 PM

The comparison would make some sense if these minorities had long been thought to be unable to truly appreciate a good cookie, and, furthermore, if they had long been forbidden — by law or by custom — from eating them. And if, moreover, eating these cookies was strongly correlated with getting better jobs and higher wages later in life, and, even now, these minorities ate, on average, far less cookies than white people (and, as a consequence, tended to have lower standards of living).

Under these circumstances, I'd say that giving discounts on cookies to these minorities would make perfect sense.

this, really.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#64: Sep 25th 2011 at 2:54:05 PM

How is this even racist?

kashchei Since: May, 2010
#65: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:07:04 PM

Don't overthink this: it's free cookies for whoever can pass for a Native American female.

And better than thy stroke; why swellest thou then?
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#66: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:09:43 PM

Everyone. I'm gonna go get us a fuckton of free cookies with my awesome Mayan female status.

FREE COOKIES FOR ALL.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
kashchei Since: May, 2010
#67: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:13:25 PM

Wrong American. Otherwise Hispanics would have the same discount.

And better than thy stroke; why swellest thou then?
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#68: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:16:27 PM

But we're Indians...

;_;

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#69: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:18:46 PM

Next best option: kash, go get a tan, then dye your hair black.

[up]By that logic, i'm indian.

edited 25th Sep '11 3:19:06 PM by Kino

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#70: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:21:02 PM

Yes you are! More cookies dammit...

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#71: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:22:02 PM

Technically I am, but who really goes into their family history?

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#72: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:23:53 PM

...people who want free cookies?

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#73: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:24:34 PM

Look, most people in the United States don't know the difference in physical appearance between an Indian and a Native American. You're still good to go.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
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#75: Sep 25th 2011 at 3:25:29 PM

Totemic hit it back on page 1. We don't have a race problem that universities and employers need to compensate for. We have a class problem because of how our schools are funded. It just happens that non-Asian minorities are overrepresented among the lower classes because we did have a caste system until the '60s.

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