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Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
#1: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:16:10 AM

Okay, so here is the question:

What would you do if one day, you woke up and found your Opposite-Sex Clone laying beside you in bed.

And, since they look, act, and think exactly like you, what would they probably do in return?

Also, there is no explaination for how they got there, they are just there beside you.

Realistic answers, please. No "I would bang him/her from morning to night".

KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#2: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:17:15 AM

"OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME THIS IS CREEPY"

Or something like that

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#3: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:17:39 AM

Opposite sex clone? In that case...

...Form a band.

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dracosketch Since: Oct, 2011
#4: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:20:09 AM

Go our separate ways or hang out.

Deathonabun Bunny from the bedroom Since: Jan, 2001
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#5: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:20:53 AM

My first thought would be "Huh. Now I have two lesbian sisters."

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Beholderess from Moscow Since: Jun, 2010
#6: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:21:03 AM

Do they have any memory/history besides my own?

If we disagree, that much, at least, we have in common
TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
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#7: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:21:42 AM

Kill her. Bitch should have found her own damn sleeping spot.

Please.
Smilingcloud Since: Jul, 2011
#8: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:23:39 AM

>Magical Unexplained event caused this.

>Realistic answers.

Fine then, I'd try to investigate how the hell this happened.

MadassAlex I am vexed! from the Middle Ages. Since: Jan, 2001
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#9: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:24:27 AM

One of my friends has slept with a girl that looks exactly like me if I were a woman.

I'm not sure what I'd do, I just thought I'd contribute that.

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Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
#10: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:24:53 AM

@Beholdress: Nope, all the same memories and history as you.

Smilingcloud Since: Jul, 2011
#11: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:25:25 AM

@Alex...

That's funny ^_^, You've redeemed yourself in my eyes.

ArlaGrey Since: Jun, 2010
#12: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:26:00 AM

I think I'd stare for a few minutes, then turn away, pull my quilt over my head, and try to switch dreams.

Once I realised that wasn't working... I'm not sure what I'd do. Probably freak out, then just go along with it, under the belief that I was still dreaming, see if he had memories like mine, or had just materialised from nowhere and stuff...

And I don't think anyone could ever convince me I wasn't going to wake up eventually.

ThatHuman someone from someplace Since: Jun, 2010
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#13: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:26:04 AM

What Kaitou said in post #2. I think.

something
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
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#14: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:26:11 AM

I'd probably want an opposite-sex clone of myself to go away - hanging around with someone who is you in a different body would be weird and uncomfortable.

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MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
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#15: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:26:55 AM

...I'd document the effects of what happened to them, and use it to further defame EGS.

>_>

/petty.

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ArlaGrey Since: Jun, 2010
#16: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:28:40 AM

Hey, sudden thought; which one of us would our family and friends remember? Would they remember us as twins and not understand what the problem was?

juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
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#17: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:28:57 AM

dunno. i guess trying to know her and go what the fuck every few minutes?

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MilosStefanovic Decemberist from White City, Ruritania Since: Oct, 2010
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#18: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:29:05 AM

I'd creep out.

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Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
#19: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:29:07 AM

@AHR: I knew you would post in this thread eventually. evil grin

MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
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#20: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:29:50 AM

And opposite me, would probably be dead set on figuring out all of the uncomfortable gender identity issues they are going through.

Unless they thought I was the clone?

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Smilingcloud Since: Jul, 2011
#21: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:30:18 AM

Scientifically trying to determine exactly what happened seems like that most plausible scenario.

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
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#22: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:33:39 AM

Juan: You can't get to know her; you already know her. She's you; she can't tell you anything about herself that you don't know already.

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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
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#23: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:34:45 AM

you never really know yourself. ;)

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Smilingcloud Since: Jul, 2011
#24: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:36:36 AM

Technically speaking Idler, what I think Juan means is that he'll try to comfort himself into getting used to the new form

ArlaGrey Since: Jun, 2010
#25: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:36:50 AM

If people seemed to remember both of us, then we'd probably accept we had a serious problem, and go to have our heads examined.

If not, then one of us would have a lot of explaining to do about something they did not understand themselves.

edited 20th Sep '11 10:37:18 AM by ArlaGrey


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