ITT: Zombie Invasion

@Milos Wow, that sucks. Kill It With Shit?

BRAAAAINS...

-as Ailedhoo strikes down the last of the mutants, he gets strached-

DARN IT!

-exits sewage alongside Blackadder, horribly disfigured-

Now shut it, you twit, there's no need for monkeying around like that. You're an overman, for God's sake!

-after the fight Ailedhoo gets back on his bike and rides off... laughting!-

MUHAHAHA! This stracth... they...

NO! I will not give up my will! I will though... accept the taste of blood and find the anwers to this the hard way!

lol

I need a bath... badly.

edited 18th Sep '11 12:28:48 PM by Prometheus136

BRAA... But it's fun to talk like that BRAINS!

-Ailedhoo rides to the direction of the barracks. As he nears the site he hopes to find help, he thinks "This condition I now got may turn me as one of the undead but my Will will not forsake me! I refuse to surrender my will! I AM AILEDHOO! And this world... needs to change... yes. I will become... the Übermensch the mutants fail to be! I will wipe out all undeath and life in this city and replace it with the undeath and life I choose to create uptopia! THAT IS MY DREAM! MUHAHAHA!"-

This sums up the mood I am in that this point.

edited 18th Sep '11 12:37:52 PM by Ailedhoo

Token Evil Teammate, huh.

So, uh, do we eat brains?

I could go for some vodka, how 'bout it?

Sure.

-pours vodka into a regular sized glass, not a shot glass-

-downs the whole thing in one gulp; grimaces at the potency of the alcohol-

I ain't even a drinking man.

-Ailedhoo nears the barracks, noticing fighting going on inside via explostions-

I will go there shadowerly... for my plan maybe I recruit some of the marines stationed here to my cause? Then I can become COUNT AILEDHOO, THE DESCIPLE OF DEATH! MUHAHAHA!

NO! I must retain... wait! This is my will! But a will... of the Blood Knight or of the...

-notices his skin is paling-

I guess I am becoming the creature of darkness! I will install death as oppose to life or undeath! Then I will install the undeath and life I choose... in place of the weakness of human civilization!

I'm gonna... wash myself off. I'm.. well, literally full of shit.

Sure, go ahead.

-drinks vodka out of bottle-

-Ailedoo sneaks near the base and prepares to enter. He notices as he enters that he is becoming more mutated with craws starting to appear-

Death I am! Not undeath! Not life! I am still of my will! I will become ruler of this city! Then... from Count to Divine Emperor I will rule the world as utopia!

-showers for a full 20 minutes-

-Afterwards gets out and puts SWAT armor back on, since it had been cleaned.-

-Suddenly remembers wife's picture in pocket; frantically fishes it out to find that it had been somewhat ruined.-

-Solemnly- I'll come looking for you, I promise.

-Ailedhoo sneaks pasts the fighning and finds the general of the base. Then-

General: Ha! What are...

Ailedhoo: I am Death! -strikes the general down with his crossbow- destroyer of worlds!

-head for shower-

Wife in hiding?

-Swallows- Yeah. I left her behind when I went out with my squad; I thought she'd be safe... I promised her that I'd look for her when the shit hit the fan... If she's dead... then I'll have nothing.

Join the club. My parents left me two years ago.

-has a shower-

-Ailedhoo starts picking off the troops, infecting them to add them to become his own forces-

BECOME MY WARRIORS! WE WILL BE VICTORS! -shoots the invading mutants with a crossbow-

I better go and find the radio... and tell the entire city that they will bow to the will of DEATH!

-emerges from bathroom dressed in clean clothes-

Cigarette?

-Has a flashback of his squadmate screaming as the zombies slowly rip his head off-

-Lip trembles-

-with infected marines now bowing before him, Ailedhoo goes to the barracks radio station room and sets the radius to have all signals jammed, making sure that all communications including phones and internet signal his incoming message-

Now to tell the world... why they should summit to my will!

edited 18th Sep '11 1:19:11 PM by Ailedhoo