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>C: Meanwhile, at the SWAP MEET...
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>C: Meanwhile, at the SWAP MEET...
You are now Carl at the SWAP MEET. Thankfully, none of your goods got stolen while you were unconscious. Now what do they have here?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
> Loot everything. And i mean EVERYHING >=D
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
same old me
> Loot everything. And I mean EVERYTHING >=D
Making a MENACING FACE, you drive on through the SWAP MEET as fast as you can looting everything in sight. Unfortunately, there weren't many things out as people just started setting things out.
You manage to loot a POCKET KNIFE, BUNGEE CORD, BUNNY DOLL, LOCKPICKING TOOLS, SUNGLASSES, an EXTRA TIRE, and a GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP. You pocket the POCKET KNIFE, LOCKPICKING TOOLS, and THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE. The rest you captchalogue.
edited 11th Sep '11 11:08:10 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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>C: Dick around with their alchemizer.
>C: Alchemize SUNGLASSES and MOWING GLASSES 2000
>C: Alchemize BUNNY DOLL AND BUNGEE CORD
>CM, RM, SS, and GM: Stop by rival's ranch.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>C: Dick around with their alchemizer.
You drive on back to the shed. There appears to be a few things gone from the shed, they must have found your alchemizer! Thankfully it appears intact.
>C: Alchemize SUNGLASSES and MOWING GLASSES 2000
You make the MOWING SHADES 2500! A minor upgrade, but now you're rocking some wicked awesome shades. Captchalogued.
>C: Alchemize BUNNY DOLL AND BUNGEE CORD
You make the BUNNY CORD! The bungee cord now has a rather big Bunny head at the end. Maybe this could be a flail or something? Captchalogued.
>CM, RM, SS, and GM: Stop by rival's ranch.
You drop by your rival's ranch. The building may not be tall, but it's certainly large. You see your rival, Farmer-Man, tending to his horse Frederick. Contrary to his name, he's not a farmer, rather a lawyer who dabbles in heroism sometimes.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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>CM: Confront Farmer-Man.
>CM: Make use of choice words for his mother.
>STRIFE!
>C: Place BUNNY CORD into STRIFE SPECIBUS
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>CM: Confront Farmer-Man.
As per the usual, you march up to Farmer-Man and confront him. Farmer-Man does so as well.
>CM: Make use of choice words for his mother.
You unleash a flurry of words so devastating your entourage can't help but go "Oooooooooh!!!" Farmer-Man's Sick Burn meter rises!
>STRIFE!
You tell the others to stay back, only to intervene if his horse intervenes. Sunshine starts to chat it up with Frederick. While Roger-Man and Girl-Man make small talk.
>C: Place BUNNY CORD into STRIFE SPECIBUS
Amusingly, you were correct. The BUNNY CORD is placed in your FLAILKIND STRIFE SERIBUS
edited 11th Sep '11 11:35:27 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
same old me
Farmer-Man takes the first move!
Farmer-Man aggrieves with his MEAT MASHER(from his HAMMERKIND STRIFE SERIBUS)
Cowboy-Man takes 25 damage!
Cowboy-Man aggrieves with his LASSO!
Farmer-Man is caught in the LASSO! Farmer-Man is pulled to the ground!
COMBAT OPERANDI: COWBOY TACTICS: ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES LEVEL 3!
Farmer-Man is swung around multiple times! Farmer-Man is feeling sick! Farmer-Man pukes!
STRIFE END.
Cowboy-Man gains 5 XP! Cowboy-Man is irritated at his lack of LEVEL UP and Stomps Around!
edited 11th Sep '11 11:41:02 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> CM: Claim his ranch/oil field for yourself.
edited 11th Sep '11 11:40:49 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
>CM: Kill Farmer-Man, cut out his organs, then sell them on Ebay for fun and profit.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
same old me
>CM: Claim his ranch/oil field for yourself.
Unfortunately, you've tried to claim it several times in the past, each time he pressed legal action against you and won. You don't want to try it again as last time he collected your Playboy from 2000-2005 as collateral.
>CM: Kill Farmer-Man, cut out his organs, then sell them on Ebay for fun and profit.
While it would be a good way to rid yourself of him forever, the very act sickens you to the stomach. Plus, murdering someone probably isn't a way to win Girl-Man's heart.
Now what?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
someone
> Do jumping jacks.
something
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> GM: Ask Farmer-Man to join.
>CM: Flip the fuck out.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>CM: Do jumping jacks.
You suddenly do jumping jacks. Who says exercise after a good strife isn't a good idea?
>GM: Ask Farmer-Man to join.
You ask Farmer-Man if he wants to join the team if he has nothing better to do. He accepts.
>CM: Flip the fuck out.
Understandably, you flip your shit. YOU are the leader and YOU make the decision over who joins or not!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
someone
>CM: Apologize for your rudeness.
something
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> Head off.
>CM: Take NEWSPAPER from STALL
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
>CM: Take all the MONEY from the NEWSPAPER STALL
edited 11th Sep '11 12:07:40 PM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
same old me
>CM: Apologize for your rudeness.
You're still a little pissed at the idea of having FM on your team. You decide to go off somewhere to sort out your feelings. You tell the others to do whatever and he'll meet up with them again later.
>Head off.
You don't know where you'll go. Maybe somewhere the narrative says you will.
>CM: Take NEWSPAPER from STALL
You arrive in front of a NEWSPAPER STALL or whatever the hell those things are called and get a NEWSPAPER.
>CM: Take all the MONEY from the NEWSPAPER STALL
Perhaps if your MORALITY METER were pointed towards CHAOTIC rather than NEUTRAL, you would take all the MONEY. You don't and instead decide to buy the NEWSPAPER.... Oh dammit, you left your WALLET at home!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
>CM: Take the NEWSPAPER anyways.
>FM: Point out it's not good to steal.
>CM: HIT FM in the face.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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>CM: Read NEWSPAPER
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
someone
>FM: Make a salad.
something
same old me
>CM: Take the NEWSPAPER anyways.
Eh, the guy isn't even manning the stall anyway, why not?
>FM: Point out it's not good to steal.
You followed your rival in attempt to try and cheer him up.
>CM: HIT FM in the face.
Farmer-Man's sudden presence surprises you and you deck him in the face. Purely by instinct, mind you.
>CM: Read NEWSPAPER
After reading a bit, you find it to be utterly useless as it was yesterday's newspaper! You think you could still have some use for it though. You roll it up and put it in your inventory.
>FM: Make a salad.
Within the safety of your subconscious, you decide to make a subconscious salad. It tastes horrible.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> Be Frederick.
> FR: Talk to Sunshine
> FR: Ask him out.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
>CM: Try to impress the fair lady.
In an attempt to IMPRESS her you bring your FATHER outside and TANGLE him up in ROPE. Unfortunately you accidentally tie him up like they do with BONDAGE ROPE.
Cowboy-Man's Embarrassment +4! Roger-Man's Shame +5!
>GM: Consider telling him about your celibacy.
You consider doing that, but find it more funny to see him squirm around trying to impress you. You decide to join their team.... But you untie Roger-Man first, he looks like he's getting a creepy kink out of it.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean