someone
>CM: Cry like a babay.
something
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> CM: Throw the SHOES.
> CM: Grab the DIVORCE PAPERS.
edited 11th Sep '11 9:23:00 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>CM: Cry like a baby.
You start to tear up at the sight of the FALLEN FICUS, but now isn't the time to be caught up in sentiments.
>CM: Throw the shoes.
You throw the shoes at the wall. The fire spontaneously goes out. Weird.
>CM: Grab the DIVORCE PAPERS.
Enough dilly-dallying! You grab the DIVORCE PAPERS and haul ass back over to your office.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> Be FUTURE ROGER-MAN.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>Be FUTURE ROGER-MAN.
You are now FUTURE ROGER-MAN. You have NEW SHOES on, another copy of PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, and another CANE because your SOON TO BE EX-WIFE stole yours. You're outside a FAMILY DINER, and you hear sounds of commotion.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
someone
> Wonder how all the years passed by so fast.
something
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> RM: Intervene.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>RM: Wonder how all the years passed by so fast.
You feel it was only yesterday when all three of you came here and enjoyed a family outing. Oh wait, it was yesterday. You broke the news to your son here yesterday.
>RM: Overhear the commotion.
What the hell is going on in there. You think you hear your SOON TO BE EX-WIFE and SON fighting. Strifing?
>RM: Intervene.
"YOU ALL STOP! YOU STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" You attempt to pry the cane away from your SOON TO BE EX-WIFE, but her RAGE GLASS has been filled! Your INTERVENTION GLASS is only half full! There's not much you can do except join in the STRIFE.
edited 11th Sep '11 6:00:51 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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same old me
>THREESOME STRIFE!!!
Mary Ann-Man aggrieves with her cane!
Cowboy-Man and Roger-Man take 15 Damage!
Cowboy-Man: COMBAT OPERANDI: COWBOY TACTICS! DYNAMIC STAND LEVEL 2!
Cowboy-Man's Girth raises by 5 points! Roger-Man's Girth raises by 5 points!
Roger-Man: COMBAT OPERANDI: MIDDLE AGED MAN STRESS LEVEL 4!
Roger-Man's Stress raises by 10 points! Roger-Man uses Mid-Life Crisis!
Mary Ann-Man is taken aback and feels bad!
Cowboy-Man takes the chance and Aggrieves with his LASSO!
Mary Ann-Man takes 20 damage! Mary Ann-Man is defeated!
Don't post yet.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
same old me
Roger-Man gains 15 XP!
Roger-Man Leveled up!
Stress +3! Back Pain +3! Wisdom +5! Strength -2!
Cowboy-Man gains 15 XP!
Cowboy-Man gains a new Cowboy-Tactic! Round 'em up!
Cowboy-Man and Roger-Man do a victory dance!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> RM: Join your SON's party.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>RM: Join your SON'S party.
With the STRIFE over and your SOON TO BE EX WIFE passed out on a chair, you join your SON'S party. What now?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> Look for potential members.
> Go near COWGIRL.
> Talk to MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>CM: Look for potential members.
Considering how bad your last team member was(Carl) you think you'll be a bit more careful in choosing your party members.
>CM and RM: Go near COWGIRL.
Let us start with this epitome of perfection.
>CM and RM: Admire her fine ass.
Aw yea-' WAIT! SHE'S TURNING AROUND! LEVEL EYES! LEVEL EYES!
>CM: Talk to MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL.
You ask the COWGIRL for her name and then ask if she wants to be part of a faux-hero squad.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> Be MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>Be MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL.
You are now the MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL. You have a name, dammit. It's Girl-Man. You really hate your name, but your parents had such TERRIBLE IMAGINATIONS they couldn't even pick a BORING GIRL NAME. You use a QUE FETCH MODUS and have two SEWING NEEDLES assigned to your NEEDLEKIND STRIFE SERIBUS.
An odd man and his father have come up to you asking if you want to be on their team. You feel they were staring at your rather hot ass earlier. What do you do?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
> Show PLAYBOY MAGAZINE to MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL
EDIT: Darn it, Ninja'd!
> Use SEWING NEEDLES on a random bystander.
edited 11th Sep '11 10:22:03 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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> GM: Slap the pervert
> GM: Pet cute horse.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>RM: Show PLAYBOY MAGAZINE to MYSTERIOUS COWGIRL'
For some reason, you decide to show her your PLAYBOY. Possibly as a sign of trust?
>GM: Slap the pervert
What kind of INDECENT MAN takes his SMUT out in the open!? Roger-Man takes 5 damage!
>GM: Use SEWING NEEDLES on a random bystander.
You are so frustrated by the older man's INDECENY you go outside. There, you STAB a RANDOM BYSTANDER 42 times in the chest. MORALITY METER TICKS SLIGHTLY TOWARDS CHAOTIC!
>GM: Pet cute horse.
Your frustrations are immediately quelled at the sight of the CUTE BROWN HORSE with the gun mounted on its back. You pet it lovingly.
Sunshine's a little freaked out by Girl-Man, but nonetheless, he enjoys the love.
edited 11th Sep '11 10:31:51 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> [S] CM: Fall in love.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>[S] CM: Fall in love.
The woman's vigor captivates you immediately. Cowboy-Man's Passion +10!
I honestly can't think of an appropriate love song. If anyone's got an idea, PM and I'll edit the post.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> CM: Try to impress the fair lady.
> GM: Consider telling him about your celibacy.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
>Ignite your shoes
First, you REMOVE your SHOES and IGNITE them. You hand them to Cowboy-Man.
>CM: Tip LADY's ficus over.
You STORM into the OFFICE flailing around your FATHER'S FLAMING SHOES. In the heat of things, you accidentally tip the LADY'S FICUS over. Both the LADY and your MOTHER are too concerned for the FICUS to care about you. What now?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean