Cowboy-Man

> Serch for a JACK IN THE BOX

> Ask LADY WHO VAGUELY LOOKS LIKE A FORTUNE TELLER

>Search for a JACK IN THE BOX

You gallop around town for a while, but remember that all you have in your town in Mc Donalds. You hate it with a fiery passion for some reason.

>Ask LADY WHO VAGUELY LOOKS LIKE A FORTUNE TELLER

You decide to ask a lady with vague fortune teller like clothes if a Jack in the Box is opening somewhere around here. To no avail, she doesn't know. For some reason, she's getting visions of you, Sunshine, and Carl.◊ WHAT COULD IT MEAN!?

edited 10th Sep '11 5:43:24 PM by Rivux

>Give lady CARL'S GLASSES

>Sunshine: Give lady Carl's Glasses

You retrieve Carl's glasses from your sylladex and offer them to the lady, she politely refuses and you put it back.

>EAT lady

> Go vandalize a MCDONALD'S out of boredom.

> Examine the alchemizer-esque machine

>Johnwaynize LASSO and CARL'S GLASSES

>Eat lady

Weren't you listening to me when I said the story of how human tastes bad!? You bid farewell to the lady and gallop on by.

> Go vandalize a MCDONALD'S out of boredom.

Donning your masks, you go throw eggs at a Mc Donalds as Sheriff-Man and Moonlight! ~This is Stupid~

'>Examine the alchemizer-esque machine

You gallop by a very odd machine. It says to insert two captcha cards to alchemize. You have no idea what this means as you don't have a Sylladex! But Sunshine does, he stays behind to examine the thing. Cowboy-Man grumpily agrees.

>Johnwaynize LASSO and CARL'S GLASSES

You have no idea what kind of verb "Johnwaynize" means so you can't do it!

Remember people, we have two people, indicate who you're commanding with CM for Cowboy-Man and SS for Sunshine. If you want to go back and be Carl for some reason, use C.

edited 10th Sep '11 5:57:27 PM by Rivux

> Take out LASSO

> Captchalogue LASSO

> Alchemize LASSO and WATER GUN

Carl: >Realize that you've been DUPED.

>CM: Take out LASSO

You take out your lasso for some reason.

>SS: Captchalogue LASSO

You captchalogue the lasso. Your master is understandably upset, but you have a plan.

>SS: Alchemize LASSO and WATER GUN

You create the WATER LASSO HOOK. Works as a water gun and doubles as an emergency lasso! You're still at a loss at how you're going to use it without fingers. Your master really wants his lasso back.

>C: Realize that you've been DUPED.

After waking up from the fainting spell caused by extreme groin pains, you realize they went for lunch without you! They will pay!

>SS: Give WATER LASSO HOOK to pissed off master.

>C: Check SYLLADEX.

edited 10th Sep '11 6:07:45 PM by blackadder98

>SS: Give WATER LASSO HOOK to pissed off master.

He looks even more pissed now! Maybe you shouldn't have alchemized his lasso.

CM angrily puts the water lasso hook in his inventory.

>C: Check SYLLADEX.

In your sylladex is (from the top) your SPARE GLASSES, CRAPPY LAPTOP, EIGHT-SIDED DIE, PENCIL CASE, and a BOX OF TISSUES.

edited 10th Sep '11 6:13:36 PM by Rivux

>C: Put on SPARE GLASSES

>C: Head over to the alchemizer you've built and hidden in the shed.

>C: Alchemize SPARE GLASSES and EIGHT-SIDED DIE.

>C: Put on SPARE GLASSES

If someone thought it would be funny to steal your glasses, it wasn't. You have serious vision problems without 'em.

>C: Head over to the alchemizer you've built and hidden in the shed.

With slight pain in your groin and a small urge to puke, you hobble over to the shed.

>C: Alchemize SPARE GLASSES and EIGHT-SIDED DIE.

You create the DICE GLASSES. A minor upgrade to your glasses, pressing a small button on the rim causes two dice to be holographically rolled. You feel if your weapon was DICEKIND there would be more use to this.

>C: Alchemize DICE GLASSES and CRAPPY LAPTOP

>C: Alchemize DICE GLASSES and CRAPPY LAPTOP

You make the CRAPPY GLASSES. While the glasses themselves aren't crappy, the computing system is still terrible. You would carry your five computers around like a sensible person, but all of them would be different degrees of crapiness.

>C: God, you've got nothing. Just examine the damn shed.

>C: God, you've got nothing. Just examine the damn shed.

You've probably got more cool stuff at home, but you're not there so you'll have to use what's here. You wonder how the author of Homestuck manages to come up with cool stuff like that.

In the shed there's a VARIETY OF GARDENING TOOLS (Hoes, rakes, the like.), a MOBILE LAWNMOWER, some BAGS OF FERTILIZER, HORSE FEED, a RIDING CROP, a LARGE NUMBER OF COWBOY HATS, and plenty of ROPE.

>C: Captchalogue MOBILE LAWNMOWER

>C: Alchemize MOBILE LAWNMOWER and CRAPPY GLASSES

>C: Captchalogue RIDING CROP

>C: Put RIDING CROP in STRIFE SPECIBUS

>C: Captchalogue MOBILE LAWNMOWER

Thank goodness you're not using an inventory, you'd never be able to lug this around.

>C: Alchemize MOBILE LAWNMOWER and CRAPPY GLASSES

You have created the MOWING GLASSES 2000. Your CRAPPY GLASSES now have the ability to become a Segway. A mowing segway! It occasionally stops at the worst possible moment.

>C: Captchalogue RIDING CROP

You hope your employer isn't going to miss this stuff anytime soon. He probably won't considering he missed a giant alchemizer in the middle of the shed.

>C: Put RIDING CROP in STRIFE SPECIBUS

Possibly more effective than your METER STICK, it is placed in the WHIPKIND STRIFE SERIBUS.

>C: Captchalogue BAG OF FERTILIZER and HORSE FEED.

>C: Alchemize BAG OF FERTILIZER AND HORSE FEED.

>C: Captchalogue BAG OF FERTILIZER and HORSE FEED.

Ugh, the fertilizer stinks, what are you doing with it again?

>C: Alchemize BAG OF FERTILIZER AND HORSE FEED.

You create the BAG OF HORSE SHIT.... Just what the hell were you thinking making this! You captchalogue it and hope you can at least make a good prank of it.

>[S] C: You think you're done here. Ride away with your MOWING GLASSES 2000 in a nerdy fashion.

edited 10th Sep '11 6:53:14 PM by blackadder98

>[S] C: You think you're done here. Ride away with your MOWING GLASSES 2000 in a nerdy fashion.

Feeling content with your loot, you play your personal theme loudly. But not too loudly because it'll damage your sensitive ears.