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blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#651: Oct 1st 2011 at 3:58:12 PM

> Moonshine: Sprout wings you fucking piece of garbage

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#652: Oct 1st 2011 at 4:02:28 PM

> Moonlight: Sprout wings you fucking piece of garbage

You sprout a pair of glorious wings!!! Nobody saw that completely random turn of events! You tell your horse friend that you were the son of a pegasus and a normal horse and the pegasus gene could awaken at any given time. It chose now.

edited 1st Oct '11 6:10:58 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#653: Oct 1st 2011 at 4:31:38 PM

> [S] Moonshine: Fly

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#654: Oct 1st 2011 at 5:05:45 PM

> [S] Moonlight: Fly

You fly. You fly high into the sky and explore the outer rings of the plane- What? You can't do that yet? Oh fine. You land back down and activate your pegasus powers. Your silhouette flashes a bunch of times, enough to hurt eyes, not enough to give seizures. When you're done flashing everyone is revealed to have wings! Yeah, Our Pegasi Are Different. In this realm, Pegasi can grant anyone wings, albeit, for a short amount of time. You all fly up the tower, easily bypassing most of the mooks and easily dispatching any flying mook pests.

edited 1st Oct '11 6:10:41 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#655: Oct 1st 2011 at 5:20:25 PM

> [S] Confront deity.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#656: Oct 1st 2011 at 5:54:04 PM

> [S] Confront Deity

Sheriff-Man calls, no, demands an audience with the deity. The young man and the scientist force the DARK ATTENDANT to call the Deity. "He'll be with you shortly." The Deity graces their presence in the form of a humanoid figure. He sternly asks what they want. Sheriff-Man responds with a shot to the head. Oh no he didn't! The Deity will not tolerate the insects mucking up his appearance. The humanoid figure dissipates and up comes a monster.

The Deity's true form gives way to a form similar to Cerberus, minus two heads. Three horns sprout, and four devil wings sprout as well. Four muscular arms emerge from the torso. The Deity's four eyes open. The Deity lets out a rippling roar.

The group is not fazed by this. They proceed to have a battle of epic proportions. Meteors raining down, epic clashes, close calls! It is far too epic for the narrator to continue describing. Eventually, it boils down to everyone being defeated. Their unconscious bodies litter the platform. Only Sheriff-Man and Moonlight are left barely conscious. They begin to think that it was a useless effort to even try and defeat the Deity. But you were so close!!! He's quite literally on his last legs!!! By which I mean he's been forced into his true true form as a humanoid appearance. If only!...if only...if only...

Moonlight begins to shine once more!!! Sheriff-Man looks on in disbelief! Moonshine is activating one of his pegasi powers!!! It's!!! It's!!!... Moonlight is nowhere to be seen.... Sheriff-Man however feels rejuvenated and he's... glowing? Oh no! Moonlight! It appears he sacrificed his own body to allow you one more chance! Your sacrifice will not go in vain Moonlight!

Sheriff-Man sprouts glorious wings and proceeds to fight the Deity to the end. A battle that cannot be described in words!!! It boils down to, yet again, one last hit. The platform is broken, the bodies of the group are scattered, but still alive. Sheriff-Man's power is fading, the Deity is almost gone! With every fiber in his being, Sheriff-Man takes aim, and fires. The Deity is slain, his body falls into the Deep Abyss. What an idiot to have built his headquarters on top of the thing.

The surroundings return to normal, everyone bar Moonlight made it out alive...

edited 1st Oct '11 6:10:07 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#657: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:00:35 PM

> Moonshine: Float.

> Moonshine: Be reborn in the future.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#658: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:08:13 PM

> Moonlight: Float.

You look on from above to see your master vanquishing the land of evil. You are glad to see that your master succeeded. Though, you are rather sad that you will never see him again. Maybe you will if horses go to heaven... Ascend dear Moonlight!!!

> Moonlight: Be reborn in the future.

Yes. Ascend! Ascend!!!!! Wait you can't do that yet? Why not!? Oh shit you're a glowing orb now. Oh, you get it. It's that reincarnation bull crap. Wonderful. You were looking forward to the pearly white gates. You suppose that can wait. You pass through the ages in a flash, and just like it, your memories quickly take a clean slate. To let it have room for new ones as....Sunshine.

Completely unshocking revelation! Retcon time. Changing Zoostank to Sheriff-Man and Moonshine to Moonlight because I failed to remember their disguise names.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#659: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:15:50 PM

> [S] Sheriff-Man: Fly off triumphantly.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#660: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:29:57 PM

> [S] Sheriff-Man: Fly off triumphantly

Your companions regain consciousness, you activate your new found man-pegasus powers to allow them flight. Everyone begins to take flight. The responsibility of restoring this land to its former glory will be tough, but you know you can do it. Everyone's with you on this. Yeah. It can happen, you know it in your heart that it will. You and the woman join hands and fly off together in a very derpy manner.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#661: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:32:18 PM

> End INTERMISSION

> Begin ACT 3

> Be The King.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#662: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:37:15 PM

> End INTERMISSION

The intermission closes with a fade to white.... Hey stage hands! The next act is ready, right!? Oh it is? Good. Well then...

> Begin ACT 3

The curtains open once more, we are reintroduced to ground level view of the giant egg-deity-thing. Goodness, there was a better way to word that.

> Be The King.

You cannot be The King as he has yet to be created!!! Instead, you are now Dark Being. Soon to be Dark Vessel if that damn maiden would hurry her ass back here. You can't wait to see how the Deity will look. Shivers are sent up your spine! You hear groaning in the back...

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#663: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:41:54 PM

>DB: Turn around.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#664: Oct 1st 2011 at 6:56:10 PM

>DB: Turn around.

Oh right, this guy[Bob]. You completely forgot to kill this guy in the glee of your summoning. You suppose better now than never. You feel nothing could possibly stop you from carrying this action out unless a completely convenient intervening ghost came out.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#665: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:03:41 PM

> MH: Scold your son.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#666: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:07:49 PM

> MH: Scold your son.

You pop up right in front of Bob and reprimand the actions your son has tried to carry out.

MH:DANIEL BARTHOLOMEW! I thought I raised you better than this! I hope you have a good explanation for your actions!!!

You dragged CM's poor body all the way here, but had to leave him in front of the tower to get here just in time. DB is starting to freak out because he was quite sure he murdered you.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#667: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:12:55 PM

> DB: Use Bob as human shield.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#668: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:18:55 PM

> DB: Use Bob as human shield.

You were going to do that, but your mother beat you to the punch. She possesses Bob and levitates his body far away from you. Woman always got in your way. You start playing keep away for Bob's body for a while. Little did you know she was stalling for time until the others manage to catch up.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#669: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:20:50 PM

> GM: Knit rope.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#670: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:26:31 PM

> GM: Knit rope.

Your shadow absconded during that last earthquake. That last earthquake also gave her the chance to abscond since it knocked you down. You're pretty pissed and you're venting frustration by knitting rope. You're pretty sure there's a different process to it, but quite frankly, you don't care.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#671: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:59:33 PM

Is this really the last one? Remember, we have a war to start.

> Be CM.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#672: Oct 1st 2011 at 8:04:16 PM

> Be CM.

You are now CM. You're currently extremely beat up and exhausted. You switched out of your nice suit to your normal Cowboy Outfit to avoid too much blood and dirt on it. You're outside the DB's tower, a giant egg thing is looming over you, and you're about to pass out again. What now?

If it doesn't happen in this act, a PSYCHE THERE'S AN ACT 4!!! can happen. I honestly don't want to drag this out for too long, though. I had an idea for another game, but I don't want to start it up alongside this one.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#673: Oct 1st 2011 at 8:14:31 PM

> CM: Throw rock at egg for some reason.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#674: Oct 1st 2011 at 8:19:40 PM

> CM: Throw rock at egg for some reason.

You try to, but all you succeeded in doing was flipping yourself over. God you're exhausted. Considering you just got your ass handed to you earlier, as well as engaging a fight with what is probably the game's main antagonist, of course you're tired. Speaking of tired, you wonder what's up with Sunshine. You release him from the sylladex.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#675: Oct 2nd 2011 at 5:00:20 AM

> CM: Examine Sunshine.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.

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