Taking Over The World

There is one issue though...

What do we do with spies like James Bond?

Put them on payroll and reassign them to Antartica.

EVERYONE WILL USE METRIC! MWAHAHAHA! I WILL IMRPOVE EFFICENCY AND TRADE! OSO EVIL!

Also, benevolent dictator stuff. All nicknames I give to people will be part of their official name.

That's pretty much it.

Also, free ice cream for me, for life.

@Tongpu: Will you also outlaw grammar? Who are you replying to? If it's me, then that can be arranged. Though I don't know where did you get the idea.

If I was a benevolent dictator, I'd have an elite, badass cadre of all hot female bodyguards.

I'd also walk about in some downright pimping threads.

Marky: Gadhafi wasn't benevolent, ya silly goose! :P

He wasn't, but I would be.

And just to piss off stoners, I'd make weed legal but extremely expensive. And laugh maniacally.

edited 8th Sep '11 8:27:30 PM by MarkVonLewis

Marky: Heh, I know, but that sounds like what he did. :3

And heh. :3

Just because hopey opened his mouth, in my version of Earth everyone will now use Imperial. Period.

Non-scientific Metric users will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. With extreme prejudice.

Mark is really gman from Libya.

Start wtih the North American Continent. Get that stuff organized and unified. Make them both a financial, technical, and military power house second to none. The people as a whole will be cared for. Next will be South America. Then Western Europe then Eastern Europe. I will then take care of Africa. Australlia will be next and will server as the launching point for inroads into Asia.

After we are united we will make for serious pushes into our solar system and beyond. Making what we have on earth last as long as possible and keep everyone from destroying each other and the world.

The amoung of power and influence i would need to wield would be astounding. I would literally need to be the most powerful man alive in every aspect of power. Mentally, emotionally, physically, psychologically etc.

Tuefel: ...constitutionally, sexually, spiritually...

Tuefel: nonsense, he's too old to get into the US Army. Thus I can't be him.

Besides that fucker had an uprising spring on him; that reflects badly on his governing skills.

After we are united we will make for serious pushes into our solar system and beyond

You do mean outward our solar system: There's nothing in it: mostly anything outside earth is rock, dust, metal, ice and a glowing nuclear furnace.

I have it on good authority (a wino outside a local liquor store. Rather polite man, had a shabby top hat) that inside Saturn is the lost city of Atlantis. And Elvis.

Before we can go beyond we need to push into what is around us. There maybe ways to create colonies in the solar system. That is the stepping stone we need to colonize other star systems and beyond. If we can't handle our own solar system we can't handle different ones. Even by the time we make any in roads into our own solar system I expect to be dead and buried if not in clone body or something crazy. :P

I WILL BECOME THE GOD EMPEROR TUEFEL!

Tuefel: Can I head the Commissariat in your world?

Barkey has that slot. But I need Generals and Army Lord Masters etc lol.

Make me your Lieutenant and you can shoot me anytime you want.

edited 8th Sep '11 8:42:14 PM by djmaca

Alright, I'm good with a Generalship.

Benevolent Dictator stuff for me (Though I prefer a Proctorate system), but my bias toward Right-Wing Ideas is where I start. People will die for opposing the Left-Wing Utopia I will bring to America, no matter what (The Rigtht and Far-Right have ruined this nation and the world.They must be purged and those who survive made example of by me, to show what truly is the soltuion to the worlds's ailments).

A,erica is the only thing I want to rule. Let the rerst of the world go deal with its own problems. We'll come together and conquer the universe when we stop squabbling with each other like idiots.

edited 8th Sep '11 10:09:54 PM by S5

S 5@You are scaring me now and I don't mean in a good way.Ironic since I made this thread and made up that crud that I was apart of a conspiracy going to make a one world theocracy.

DAMMIT!

It's just so sad... How hard it is... To take over the world!

edited 8th Sep '11 10:40:58 PM by S5

When the plans come up my fellow tropers will make a council of control with the emperor of this world. And I will be the shadow, wispering orders in thy ears...

edited 8th Sep '11 11:16:40 PM by Ailedhoo

I think I'd be too incompetent to rule the world. There'd probably be a lot of people rising up against me. Then again, this'd probably be the case with anybody.

Then maybe you can be thee who ensures a shadow is light in a room. I am going to be the puppet master... er I mean advisor who aids the rulers of the world. I need a shadow to step into.