"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Momoko stared for several moments, then raised her statue. She was reddening, but that wasn't the important thing at the moment. The important thing was to provide a completely and utterly baffling distraction from what was occuring. Carefully, she placed the statue on Yuki's head.
"[Sutatyu purasement]," she said in a completely deadpan tone with the most neutral expression she could muster, as if that explained her actions.
edited 9th Sep '11 11:13:54 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yuki calmly gets up, and dusts off her sweatshirt. The only hint of reaction to what just happened was a subtle, but barely noticeable reddening of her cheeks.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
... She didn't get that distracted...
Momoko reached up and took her statue off of Yuki's head. She wasn't particularly disappointed, her actions must've baffled somebody, but she was rather embarrassed at that incident. Which wasn't at all fair, she was supposed to be doing the embarrassing around here! And the confusing. And the various other things that dealt with trolling and trolling-related events. She turned to continue into the classroom.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yuki allows Momoko to enter the classroom before entering herself, and calmly walking back to her seat, and sitting down.
The Maid
"Now, Faurukuner-sensei... shouldn't you be starting the class? I'd rather not lose anymore of our precious learning time" Yurika asked, cheek resting on her hand.
If I'm sure of something it's that I'm not sure of anything.
"Welcome back, Yuki-chan!... Oooh, and Momo-chan is late again! Yuki, would you please explain the punishment for disruptive students to Momoko and..." She shot a glance at Yurika "...to any others who need to know?"
Yuki sighs slightly, and begins to undress.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
As opposed to being concerned about the punishment(considering she wasn't concerned about it at all), Momoko made a beeline for Faulkner-sensei and, her expression once again neutral, thrust the statue towards her as if in offering.
She said nothing to explain this sudden action. After all, trolling as more fun if the person you were doing it to was completely baffled, right?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Faulkner set the statue down.
"I am flattered, Momoko... But I am afraid I cannot allow myself to be bribed..."
She paused, as if her train of thought had been completely derailed.
Which it had, since by this point Yuki was completely topless. And Faulkner-sensei's face had turned red as a beet.
"Yuki-chan! I meant verbally!"
edited 9th Sep '11 11:39:01 PM by Scrounge
Yuki snickers slightly, and fully takes her clothes off, folds them up, and puts them on the desk in front of her. She begins to read.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
This wasn't quite working out as planned. That wasn't the best sign, but perserverence was the answer! You had to keep trying to baffle, confuse, or embarrass your target. There wouldn't be payoff otherwise.
Momoko was about the reach over to adjust the statue to face Faulkner-sensei, when she caught sight of what had just happened.
"... Ehhh?" she reddened, eyes widening.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
But she just fixed it! Mika sniffed to herself, being defeated.
Faulkner sensei fetched a thousand-yen note from her purse and slipped it between Yuki's pert breasts.
"Very nice. Put them away now."
Yuki ignores Faulkner-sensei.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
... This is going to work. I know it.
Momoko picked the statue up once again, and walked over to Yuki. Once again, she placed the statue on Yuki's head and stepped to the side, gesturing to it with both hands as if she was presenting it. Her expression was once again neutral. Then, mustering up the worst possible english she could muster, she spoke.
"[Sutatuyu purasumento], Faurukana-sensei," she said.
edited 9th Sep '11 11:59:42 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Faulkner likewise was, for the moment, ignoring Yuki, having moved to the next desk over and gently wrapped her arms around Mika.
"Is okay, Mika-chan," she said. "You are not in charge of Yuki's actions. Smile for me, with love?"
Yuki absolutely ignores Momoko.
As did Faulkner.
"Yuki-chan, if you wish to remain naked, you may do so in the hallway where you will not be making Mika-chan sad."
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
... That didn't work?!
There was too much weirdness going on at the moment, with the nudity(okay, sure, Yuki was attractive but it wasn't time to focus on that). Momoko's acts of trolling fell flat because of this. Momentarily defeated, she removed the statue from Yuki's head and went back to her desk to sit down, placing the statue in front of her. She wasn't going to let it end like that, of course, but now wasn't the time to keep trying.
edited 10th Sep '11 12:08:16 AM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yuki considers her options, and, after a moment, begins to put her clothes back on.
edited 10th Sep '11 12:09:37 AM by deathpigeon
Her feelings of sadness were immediately replaced with those of warmth ... and a bit of excitement. "Um... Sensei? I... Uh... Nothing." She's getting red again.
"What is it, Mika-chan?"
"Um..." Mika glanced around, incredibly nervous. "Shouldn't we start class soon?"
Faulkner-sensei smiled, almost beaming.
"Mika-chan always wants to learn... It makes her sensei very happy. Shall we work on pronunciation today, Mika-chan? It is difficult, but all languages rely on it, and English will not be different."
Yuki fell on top of Momoko, one hand on her left boob. Yuki's eyes widening are the only sign that she notices.