"Your momma's so dumb..."

...she thinks a periodic table is a piece of furniture that shows up from time to time.

Your turn. Hit me with 'em.

Your momma's so fat that she should be worried about her increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

yo mama's so hairy that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Your mother's so poor when she kicks a can down the street people think she's moving!

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought that when I said I was gonna give her a facial I was about to interrupt our hot, nasty sex to apply cosmetics to her skin.

Yo momma had you so young, Gary Glitter was still mackin' on her for a year after you came out.

Yo momma's on the no-fly list 'cuz she got two hook feet and the croup. Yo momma so greedy, she won't pee.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps in the pool, she displaces a proportionally larger amount of water than someone with less body mass.

I'd slap yo mama, but that'd be animal abuse.

Yo momma so dense, she's smaller than her Schwarzchild radius.

yo mama's so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she yelled "twinkie!"

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Your momma's so nasty she kisses you goodnight right after she gives your dad head.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks 'Yo Momma' jokes are funny.

yo mama's so hairy, furries fap to her.