ITT: Diplomacy among series.

Time Lord rep, all we use our power that we gain for is to make sure that others leave us alone to experiment and contain SC Ps

I heard rumors of Bright and the evils your facility commits.

I heard rumors a Time Lord's even in one of your facilities.

To the federation representative. Apologise, I misspoke. I meant to offer the Elbonians to the Foundation.

we do what we have to in order to keep humanity safe, Time Lord. We keep things like 682 from destroying humanity, we test each object because we want to know what the hell we should do if ever encounter another one. If there was another, permanent solution, one where we would know what to do if we encountered multiple of these things, we would gladly take it. As for Bright, we only keep him around because he is a valuable scientist, and we can't risk getting rid of him.

Iku: I have no idea what you're even talking about.

NoLegs: I'm not quite clear myself.

They're busy selling eachother out.

It's like LOHACX all over again, but with fewer disguises.

NoLegs: We have no idea what you're referring to...

@SKJAM Very good, very good! I appreciate the kind offer; we appreciate the kind offer. Alas, I am afraid that our queen does not have any bargaining chips to negotiate with since our war with the Yautja. Perhaps we can strike a deal, no?

If our information is correct, your biology includes one of the strongest acids in the multiverse. But for obvious reasons, we've never been in a position to study samples in a controlled environment. (Mad scientists trying to use Xenomorphs for world conquest excepted.)

There might also be a market for your native arts and crafts among our more...eccentric peoples.

By which you mean a Mr. Wade Wilson I assume?

But I will ally with the Xenomorphs as well.

...

When's the short bus coming to pick you up?

Look who's talking Homestuckian.

You Gallifreyan's are all a bunch of power hungry communist. I suspect your leaders may be corrupted by a Sith.

...Communists?

Bureaucratic yes but not Communistic.

-resits the urge to do spoilers-

We have no problems with bureaucratic delays. It is in our SOP.

edited 21st Sep '11 8:10:47 PM by Blurring

Yes. Yes it is.

I can't see what your business can offer the Time Lords though.

Yo, we're genre savvy. We don't make deals with pop culture icons renowned for bursting out of chest cavities after raping dudes in the face.

You are smart. For once.

oh really? that's why we're giving them D-class

The fact is that most of our forces are machines and our enemies are using organic soldiers that they could use to propagate. The only way that we would be harmed is if they got off planet, but we have preparations for such constituencies.

hmmmm...

Apologies for my lateness, but I was nearly attacked by a flock of verbivores on my way here and and was standing there singing Bob Dylan for three hours. Not to mention the fact that book-jumping into a forum topic proved...difficult. I am the official representative of Thursday Next Universe. What is the current order of business?

Verbivores are vulture-like creatures that feed off of the verbs inherent in beings. They hate irregular verbs, so the only way to keep them off you is to sing (I sing, I sang, we have sung).

edited 27th Sep '11 7:25:16 AM by Aniventerie

Finding trading options for the resource-poor Xenomorphs that do not involve anyone who actually matters suffering from chestbursters is high on the agenda.

Zig: As the representative of the island from the Zig And Sharko universe, we hereby humbly request that you trade mermaid flesh with us.

edited 27th Nov '15 1:28:22 PM by arcada188

Bump.