The Law of Fandom

I think this livejournal post is going to become famous amongst all fandoms, everywhere.

"Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don't tell your mother you're meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky's law and Godwin's law and Murphy's law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you've ever had them.

Fandom is female. Fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn't care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life. Fandom knows what you're really like in the bedroom. Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn't create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn't create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

Fandom is where you found yourself."

Fandom has no law. Fandom needs no law.

I enjoy fandom the most when I'm not interacting with it and it doesn't interact with me. I wonder why that is.

edited 10th Aug '11 1:12:23 AM by MildGuy

Fandom is banging your head against a wall. Fandom is banging her head against the desk. Fandom is headache. Fandom is pancakes. Fandom is strawberry cake with cheese. Fandom is BRIAN BLESSED. Fandom is bad jokes. Fandom is good jokes. Fandom is so bad it's good jokes. Fandom is neutral jokes. Fandom is sarcasm. Fandom is [insert what fandom is here]. Fandom is 88. Fandom is making random shit up. Fandom is overly long gags. Fandom is

. Fandom is hufuhefgiaea. Fandom is [REDACTED]. Fandom is... whatever.

2/10, I'm not impressed.

edited 10th Aug '11 5:53:26 AM by Nyarly

Fandom (from the noun fan and the affix -dom, as in kingdom, freedom, etc.) is a term used to refer to a subculture composed of fans characterized by a feeling of sympathy and camaraderie with others who share a common interest.

Fandom is projecting way too much of your on life onto fictional things.

Fandom is knowing that that's not a bad thing.

Fandom is thinking that everything else is bad.

No, I think that's something else.

edited 20th Nov '11 1:32:53 PM by NomadicLurker

Fandom is freaking scary.

Sorry if I'm in the wrong place to ask this, but can I make an Expy of real life figures, you see, I plan to make a character who's an expy of Manuel Noriega, with one conflict in fic being practically the US Invasion of Panama in 1989 but in a fictional Central American country, with shades of the Iraq thrown in, is that okay or not?

Wouldn't that be No Celebrities Were Harmed? See Historical Domain Character, some people get away with doing this.

edited 5th Jul '13 9:02:03 PM by allboyband