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Examples do it one after the other:

• IKEA salespersons do it while explaining assembly procedures.
• Gamers do it by pressing all the right buttons.
• RPG fans do it for the experience.
  • Some gamers do it on tabletops.
  • D&D fans do it on a 17 or higher.
  • Rogues do it from behind.
    • Rogues like to surprise you when they do it.
    • Some rogues fist.
  • Assassins do it after three rounds of study.
  • Wizards do it inexplicably.
    • Wizards do it, but it takes them an hour to get ready.
    • After Wizards do it once or twice, they need a full eight hours rest to do it again.
    • Wizards get hurt easily when they do it.
    • Wizards like to do it behind big, muscular men.
    • Wizards just did it.
  • Monks do it with their bare hands.
  • Druids do it with plants and animals.
    • Druids do it like bears.
    • Druids do it in the General Channel!
  • Bards do it with their tongues (or their instruments!).
  • Hunters do it like a beast.
    • Hunters do it in leather.
    • Hunters do it from thirty yards away.
  • Mages do it with peer review.
    • Mages do it with sheep.
    • With pigs and turtles, too.
  • Paladins do it with protection.
    • Paladins do it with the light on.
  • Priests do it keeping you up.
    • Priests try not to do it because they're weaker.
  • Shamans do it with toys.
  • Warlocks do it over time.
    • Warlocks can do it all day long.
  • Warriors do it changing positions.
  • Fighters can't do it as well as wizards.
  • Rangers do it outside.
    • Rangers do it with both hands.
  • Knights do it two-handed. -hic-
    • Sabreurs do it on the side; epeeists do it all over.
  • Necromancers do it with corpses.
    • Death Knights don't do it until they're 55.
  • Barbarians do it furiously.
  • Dragoons do it from above.
  • Summoners watch while others do it.
  • Blue Mages do it the way everyone else does it.
• Giant robots do it beyond the impossible.
  • Combining robots do it in groups.
  • Transforming robots do it in multiple configurations.
• Nerds do it rarely.

  • University of Chicago students do it, theoretically.

• Tropers do it until four A.M.
  • TV Tropes does it with Pot Holes.
  • Tropers do it repeatedly on this very Wiki.
    • This troper gets a little too carried away when doing it.
    • The egotistical do it for the Win-points.
    • 63.11% of this site do it alone.
  • Tropers do it in third person.
  • Tropers do it repeatedly on this very Wiki.
• Existentialists do it pointlessly.
• If you want it to be done right, you got to do it yourself.
• Capitalists do it ruthlessly.
• Obsessive compulsives do it over and over and over and over and...
  • Anal-retentives have to do it right, or else they have to start all over again.
• Moms do it in mini-vans.
• Shakespeare did it before anyone else.
• Heroes do it for the glory.
  • Heroes and Villains do it for a worthless badge.
    • Lord Recluse does it with spiders.
    • Lord Nemesis does it with and/or to everyone.
• Princesses do it in another castle.
  • Princesses do it in frilly dresses.
• Evil Minions do it one at a time.
• Demons do it at level 9999.
• The Beautiful People do it more often that you could ever hope to.
• You can't do it at all.
• High school girls do it after class.
• Sci-fi fans do it with aliens.
• The easily distracted do... Ooh! A nickel!
• Immigrants do it like they did in the old country.
• Cosplayers do it in-character.
  • Normies do it wrong.
• Shonen heroes do it while standing perfectly still.
• Internet Trolls do it for the lulz.
• Stoners ...what was the question ?
• The final boss sometimes does it completely out of left field.
  • The final boss does it and then changes clothes for another go.
• Beholders do it ten ways at once.
• Cyclops do it with their eye closed.
• Little children shouldn't do it until they're old enough to understand why they're doing it.
• Skeptics do it with their eyes open.
• Fundamentalists do it religiously.
  • But atheists don't do it because they've Outgrown Such Silly Superstitions.
• Robot Girls do it just like we do.
• Whosers do it on a whim.
• Nazis do it with HITLER!
• Athletic shoes just do it.
• Linguists do it cunningly.
• Cavemen do it while grunting.
• Gatling gunners do it by firing loads and loads of shots without stopping.
• Demosceners do it in sync of music.
• Marxists do it with everyone, each according to his/her needs.
• O-Ok, the Tsundere will do it, b-b-but not because she wants to, you idiot! *blush*
  • The Yandere will do it because she's crazy for you.
  • It doesn't seem like you'd do it with the Kuudere, but she'll just be over there, "accepting" that.
• Literalists do it with their genitals.
• 90% of people don't do it very well.
• Atheists do it, but nothing happens afterward.
• Pretty Cool Guys do it and don't afraid of anything.
• Nudists do it naked.
• Insomniacs do it all night long.

Occupations do it professionally:

• Executives and other higher-ups meddle when others do it!
• Physical therapists do it: standing, sitting, supine, prone!
• Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers.
• Thespians do it on stage.
  • Actors do it in front of an audience.
    • Stagehands do it with props.
    • Techies do it in the dark.
• Ninja do it stealthily (or not).
  • The fewer people Ninja do it with, the better they do it.
• Pirates do it for booty.
  • Some pirates are known for not doing it; or anything for that matter.
• Politicians do it with tax money.
• Doctors do it on the operating table.
• Principals do it nine months a year.
• Scientists do it to experiment.
  • They also do it on a dark and stormy night.
• Mathematicians do it discretely and continuously.
  • Topologists do it on rubber sheets.
  • Statisticians do it normally.
• Chemists do it on tables, periodically.
  • They also do it with moles.
• Photographers do it in the dark but they stop every thirty seconds to agitate the developer.
• Teachers do it in front of the whole class.
  • Teachers do it with their students.
• Librarians do it quietly.
• Soldiers do it obediently.
• Snipers do it all alone and far away from everyone else.
• Cooks do it in the kitchen.
• Dentists do it by drilling.
  • Dentists do it orally.
• Models do it with style.
• Stealth pilots do it where you least expect them.
• Physicians do it with patients.
• Cyclists do it in record time.
  • Cyclists will also mount anything that moves.
• Typists do it with their fingers.
• Archaeologists do it really deep. And dirty.
• Artists do it as confusingly as humanly possible.
  • Painters do it with oils.
• Magical girls make their presence known while doing it.
• Samurai do it with katanas.
• Cowboys do it with revolvers.
• Maids do it without getting their hands dirty.
• Firemen do it with lots of hose.
• News anchors do it every weeknight at six, ten, and eleven o'clock.
  • While rolling news anchors do it every 15 minutes, often with members of the public.
• Milkmen do it on your doorstep.
• Comedians do it in front of a live studio audience.
• Volunteers do it for free.
• Ace pilots do it in the cockpit.
• Economists do it in their own rational self interest.
• Nature documentarians do it like they do on The Discovery Channel.
• Musicians do it subtly.
• Pipers do it with amazing grace.
• Courtesy of Pushing Daisies: Mimes do it with imagination
• Astronauts do it IN SPACE!
• Sports announcers tell you how they did it in painstaking detail.
• Butlers do it, supposedly.
  • The butler always does it.
• Architects are always coming up with bigger erections.
• Stern Teachers do it roughly, but evenly.
• The President of the United States can do it for up to four years (eight if he's lucky).
  • Barack Obama is the first black man ever to do it.
• Supreme Court judges do it until they die.
• Directors do it many times and from many, many positions until they are satisfied.
• Birds do it with bees. (How the hell does that even work?!)
• Quantum physicists are doing it right now. Or not.
• Pornography directors do it with lots of naked people.
• Construction workers do it with long, thick, sturdy beams.
• Carpenters do it with their wood.
• Handymen do it with their tools.
• Engineering couples have the best moments when they do it.
• Philosophers do it in their heads.
• Psychiatrists do it on a couch.
• Farmers do it with animals.
• Pizza deliverymen do it in 30 minutes or less. (Or your money back).
• Inquisitors do it with whips and bondage gear.
• Radiographers do it on the table or in the upright position
• Accountants do it with the double sided entry method.

Anyone can help Tropes do it:

• Elves do it better than you.
• Trolls never do it the same way twice.
• The Chessmaster makes others do it for him.
• Shippers do it their way, and their way only.
  • Shippers make other people do it.
• Aliens make you do it.
• In Soviet Russia, "it" does YOU!
• Captain Obvious does it by having sex.
• Messiahs do it with everyone and everything they meet.
• When Martyrs Without A Cause do it, they constantly put their lives in danger.
• All Blue Entries do it until blue in the face.
• Media Watchdogs do it under close supervision.
• Wikipedia does it with diagrams. [citation needed]
• By doing it, you have ruined this page FOREVER!
• Mary Sues do it with everyone they want and better than anyone else.
• .rorrim a fo tnorf ni ti seod reporT sihT
• Perverse Sexual Lust can't actually do it in reality.
• Some people do it with themselves, the insuing hotness depends on the preferences of the parts involved.

Celebrities do it in the public eye:

• Terry Pratchett does it*
• Stephen Colbert doesn't do it - he puts it on notice.
  • He also thinks bears are deliberately doing it to destroy America.
• BRIAN BLESSED DOES IT WITH A LARGE HAM!
  • And so does William Shatner.
    • No... Shatner... does it... with... dramatic... pauses.
    • And... also... with... SCRREEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!!!!!
    • Alternatively, William Shatner does it with KHAAAAAAAAAN!
• Grant Morrison does it in the most confusing way possible.
• Garrison Keillor does it on the radio.
• Jeremy Clarkson does it in the best cars...
  
  
  
  
  ...in the world.
  • James May does it slowly and tidily.
  • Richard Hammond isn't tall enough to do it.
    • or that he does it faster than any other Englishman, only to crash out half way
  • Some say he does it with a V12, and that he needs a quart of oil midway through; all we know is...he's called The Stig.
• Schrodingers Cat did it...or maybe not.
• Robin Williams does it fast with lots of improvisation.
• When Chuck Norris does it, everybody feels it.
• The Beatles do it Eight Days a Week.
• Ben Folds does it in the suburbs just like Quiet Riot and Michael Jackson did... except that they were talented.
• Dr. Seuss won't do it here or there; Dr. Seuss won't do it anywhere.
• The Mythbusters replicate it, then duplicate its results.
  • Then they keep on doing it until they do it right.
    • Or until they get a big explosion.
• Mike Rowe does it as dirty as the viewers want it.
• HP Lovecraft does it with eldritch abominations and his thesaurus.
  • HP Lovecraft does it rarely but with adequate excellence.
• Bill O'Reilly says "fuck it"... he's gonna do it live!
• Joe Quesada does it with the help of Mephisto.
• Keith Olbermann does it with the clown and the manatee.
• P!nk does it in a net, fifty feet in the air. While singing.
• Jim Henson did it with hundreds of puppets.
• Jensen Ackles does it beautifully with Jared Padalecki in a badass manner for the ladies while tied down to something.
• James Marsters does it villainously every time.
• Tom Hanks does it comedically, then dramatically.
• Tom Cruise did it on a couch in the closet.
• Neil Gaiman used to do it in England, but now he does it IN AMERICA!. Once, he did it with Terry Pratchett, and now everyone owns a record of it.
• Sigmund Freud does it with trains and tunnels.
• Kanye West would like to interrupt and say someone else does it better for all time.
• Rick Astley shows you how to do it in this video.
  *with footnotes.

Fictional people do it in character:

• Masane Amaha does it for her daughter.
• Bandit Keith does it IN AMERICA!
  • Seto Kaiba does it without rules.
    • ...while playing a children's card game.
  • Yugi Moutou does it in a super-special-awesome way.
  • Tea does it with the Power Of Friendship.
  • I say, Yugi, can I do it in this episode -OH BUGGER!
  • Tristan's voice gives him the strength to do it.
  • Pegasus does it with campy charm.
  • Attention Duelists! Keemo's hair makes him do it while defying gravity!
  • I'd like to do it with Duke Devlin, and I'm just a link!
• Light Yagami does it just as planned.
  • L will do it if you give him a strawberry.
  • Ryuk gets a kick out of watching humans do it.
  • Misa does it if Light asks her to.
  • Mikami does it, but doesn't bother to DELETE any evidence that he was there.
• Nanoha does it to befriend you.
  • Vita does it with a giant hammer.
  • Signum does it gracefully with her sword on fire.
  • Fate does it at high speed.
    • Vivio does it with both her mamas.
    • Arf does it to help her master make a clean getaway.
  • Precia will punish you mercilessly even if you do it right.
  • Hayate used to do it in her wheelchair.
  • The Numbers gang does it in order.
  • The Book of Darkness has to do it exactly 666 times.
  • Subaru does it with fancy gloves on and lots of shouting.
  • Teana can do it with two hands and three cyborgs at once.
• Tsuna Sawada does it as though his life depends on it!
  • Reborn does it with just one shot.
  • Never do it with Bianchi if she decides to bring food to bed with her.
  • Lambo will do it ten years from now.
    • And in twenty years, he'll be awesome while doing it!
  • Ryohei does it TO THE EXTREME!
  • Gokudera did it, and it blew up in his face.
• Luffy does it with his nakama.
  • Luffy always brings a rubber when he does it.
• Haruko does it with Naota's head.
  • Naota does it and blames it on the "horn".
  • Amarao does it with bushy masculine charm.
• Naruto Uzumaki does it after training really hard, dattebayo believe it!
  • Kakashi does it while reading romantic novels.
    • Kakashi does it with one eye closed.
  • Rock Lee does it for Guy Sensei!
  • Shikamaru thinks doing it is troublesome.
  • Orochimaru does it with snakes.
    • Orochimaru does it in a woman's body.
    • Orochimaru does it with a pair of androgynous identical twins, a fat kid, a guy with extra arms, and a hotheaded girl.
    • And a guy with a huge bone.
  • Pain does it for peace.
  • Sasuke can see you doing it.
  • Hinata will do it, but Naruto won't notice.
  • Jiraiya does it for the purpose of "research".
  • Choji always does it BIG.
• Doing it leaves Itoshiki-sensei in despair.
  • Abiru gets all wrapped up chasing "tail".
  • Chiri demands that you "do it properly".
  • Kafuka finds it to be a positive experience.
  • Matoi wants to be "stalked" by you.
  • Meru is great at "giving text".
  • Nami does it normally. "Don't say normal!"
  • Kaere likes the way foreigners do it better.
    • But Kaede WILL SUE YOU! for looking at her even as she flashes her panties.
• Kero does it alongside Sakura, ENTHUSIASTICALLY, for lots and lots of sweets.
  • In contrast, Yue does it without changing his facial expression.
  • Touya does it to annoy the monster, unless he's doing it to protect his sister. Or Yukito.
  • Eriol does it because he knows how it will end.
  • Tomoyo wants to see Sakura do it with a costume she designed for the occasion.
• Gintoki does it only when he's trying to hold his main character status.
• Char Aznable does it three times faster than anyone else.
  • Ryu Jose does it while jumping onto White Base!
• Rick HunterHikaru Ichijo does it with lots of missiles.
• Domon Kasshu does it glowing with an awesome power.
  • Sometimes, it's burning red.
  • Master Asia does it to become SUPER ASIA!!
• Simon does it WITH A DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
  • Kamina does it with ridiculously cool sunglasses.
    • If you’re doing it, then so is Kamina. If he doesn’t do it, will you? If you don’t do it, he will. He’s doing it, so you do it too, damnit!
    • How the hell do you think Kamina does it??!
  • Yoko does it with a scarf on.
  • Leeron does it fabulously.
  • Nia does it in the formal mode of address.
  • Rossiu does it, but only because he thinks he has to.
  • Attenborough does it to every point in space-time at once.
  • The Dai-Gurren Brigade does it Beyond The Impossible.
• Sakaki doesn't do it with cats, but it's not for lack of trying.
  • Chiyo-chan does it at a much younger age than most people.
  • Osaka does it... Wait... What is she doing again?
  • Kaorin hasn't plucked up the courage to say that she wants to do it with Sakaki.
  • Kimura-sensei does it with his "waifu".
  • Yukari-sensei did it on your bicycle.
  • Tomo does it to annoy everyone else.
  • Yomi does it with friends like Tomo.
  • Kagura is happy she gets to do it with her new classmates.
• Hikaru Shidou does it through sheer willpower (And lots and lots of fire).
  • Umi Ryuuzaki does it gracefully, in the water.
  • Fuu Hououji never does it without her glasses (Okay, sometimes, but still...).
  • Nova wants to do it with Hikaru, forever and ever and ever...
  • Princess Emeraude does it with the weight of the world on her shoulders...literally.
  • Ascot does it with his eyes closed.
  • Caldina can only do it in perpetual motion.
• Suigintou does it to prove she's not "junk".
  • Suiseiseki does it mischievously, desu~
  • Jun will only do it in his bedroom.
• Heero does it while he's threatening to kill you.
• Kallen won't do it easily!
  • Suzaku puts his own spin on "it".
  • Lelouch vi Britannia commands you to do it!
    • Zero doesn't care how he does it, as long as he gets results.
  • Nina did it with a table.
  • Emperor Charles believes only the strong should be allowed to do it.
  • Milly Ashford does it because that's what the students want.
  • Schniezel won't let you stand in his way while he does it!
  • Rolo can do it faster than you can blink.
• Natsuki does it on her motorcycle...sometimes with her closest female friends (but don't expect her to let you know that).
  • When Mai does it, it gets incredibly hot... under the covers.
  • Nagi tricks everyone else into doing it.
  • Mikoto will only do it if it's okay with Mai.
  • Midori believes there's no single right way to do it.
  • Haruka has zero tolerance for people who do it inappropriately!
  • Nao doesn't care whether or not you let her do it, because she's going to do it anyway.
  • Shizuru never does it without serving "hot tea".
  • Yuuichi used to be really good at it, but now he really just wants to relax.
  • Yukino wants to do it, but needs a nudge in the right direction.
  • If Sister Yukariko were allowed to do it, she'd do it "passionately."
  • Akane and Kazuya are waiting to do it until after they graduate.
• Kyon wishes he could do it like everybody else.
  • Yuki Nagato does not know how to do it, but she'll figure it out ridiculously quickly, if she needs to.
  • Does Mikuru Asahina do it? That's classified!
  • Itsuki Koizumi does it while contemplating his navel with Kyon.
  • Heck, it only exists because Haruhi wants it to.
  • Ryouko Asakura will stab you while she does it, smiling the whole time.
  • Churuya does it for smoked cheese.
• Vash The Stampede does it with his enormous gun, but only when absolutely necessary.
  • Vash has been doing it since before you were born.
  • Wolfwood only does it to help the orphanage.
    • Wolfwood did it with a kid once, but only because he thought it would make Vash happy.
    • Vash was very upset about it anyway.
  • Lazlo does it with his his "third arm"
• Dr. Black Jack will do it, but only for $400,000.00.
• Chikane-chan will not tell you why she did it to you.
  • Himeko thought Souma did it to her, but she was asleep at the time, so...
• Yuuko Ichihara doing it is no coincidence, for there is only hitsuzen.
• Yomiko Readman does it because it looks good on paper.
  • Nenene Sumiregawa wrote the book on doing it.
  • The Paper Sisters do it because they really need the money.
• The Dragon Siblings do it Symmetrically. *squish*
  • Guy Shishioh does it WITH COURAAAAAAGE!
• Edward Elric will do it, but you'll have to meet him halfway.
  • Ed can also do only using his hands, without any aids or instructions.
  • Homunculi do it sinfully.
  • Alphonse Elric does it, but alway feels empty and hollow afterwards.
  • Winry Rockbell likes to do it with amputees.
• Shana can't do it with you because you don't exist...so shut up, shut up, SHUT UP already.
  • Margery Daw always knocks back a few before (and sometimes WHILE) she does it.
  • Wilhelmina has many ribbons to hold her partner in place when she does it, de arimasu~
• Clare does it from the bottom, and works her way up.
  • Clare will only do it with other women, since men enjoyed it too much.
• Arika's grandmother never told her how to do it, but she plans to learn how to do it, no matter what.
  • Nina will do it for her father's honor.
  • Mashiro says it'll be a hundred years before you can do it with her.
  • Miss Maria was watching you do it. Now you're in trouble.
  • The Aswad do it with toys you've probably never seen before.
  • Irina can do it, and she's read up on all of the "advanced techniques".
  • It was obvious that Tomoe did it. I mean, come on.
  • Sara does it with her clothes on. (She's weird like that.)
  • Sergey has no choice but to do it. He was just following orders.
  • Otomes aren't supposed to do it, but some find a way around it.
• Yeah, Ali Al-Saachez did it. What are you gonna do about it?
  • Nena did it because she was bored and needed something to do. Oopsie!
  • Setsuna F. Seiei does it because HE IS A GUNDAM!
  • Lockon Stratos does it from a distance.
    • Lockon does it while sniping the targets!
  • Allelujah does it, but sometimes Hallelujah likes to take the lead.
  • Saji does it with Setsuna for Louise.
  • Sumeragi didn't think it was going to happen to her.
• Milfeulle Sakuraba is lucky enough to do it perfectly every time.
• Shin's way too young to do it, but he can tell you how "it" works, in painstaking detail.
• When Kenshiro does it, you're already dead.
• Byakuya Kuchiki does it, and he's not going to let his sister watch.
  • Mayuri Kurotsuchi does it For Science! ... while pushing the boundaries of tasteful villainy.
  • You wouldn't believe how Orihime does it.
  • Ichigo Kurosaki does it for his friends, and damn the consequences.
  • Mashiro does it for kicks.
  • Tesla does it whenever Nnoitra-sama tells him to.
  • Rukia Kuchiki will do it if it'll get Kaien Shiba to forgive her.
  • Ulquiorra Schiffer doesn't know why humans do it.
  • Yumichika Ayasegawa does it beautifully. And he's been doing it with Ikkaku for a long time.
  • Kenpachi doesn't believe in "fancy techniques"...he just does it.
• Shiro Emiya does it because people die when they are killed, yet he didn't.
  • Rin Tohsaka does it with explosive magic jewelry.
• Negi Springfield has enough options to do it once for every day of the (longer) months.
  • Kazumi Asakura does it to get all the juicy details.
  • Asuna does it backwards.
  • Konoka can do it, and she promises it'll only hurt for a second.
    • Setsuna wonders if it's alright for two girls to do it with each other.
    • Everyone was expecting them to do it...so they did.
  • Misora does it really really fast.
  • Jack Rakan does it in the most over-the-top way possible and improvised a ridiculous name for it.
    • Jack Rakan does it with little-girl nuns.
    • Jack Rakan also does it while taking off their panties.
  • Anya wants to do it with Negi, but he doesn't notice.
  • Chachamaru isn't sure if she can do it.
    • She can, but she's really loud about it.
  • Kurt Godel may or may not do it. It's hard to tell.
• Konata and Kagami do it in co-op mode.
  • Hiyori thinks Minami and Yutaka do it all the time.
  • Tsukasa does it, but often has to ask her sister for help.
  • Anime Tenchou does it while ON FIRE!
  • Minoru Shiraishi does it while the cameras are still rolling.
  • Miyuki is probably the first person to ask if you want to know how to do it. Don't ask HER to do it, though.
• Doing it is hazardous to Hyatt's health.
  • Excel does it for the glory of ACROSS!
  • Il Palazzo always keeps the Trap Door open while doing it.
  • Elgala can't help doing it loudly.
  • Sumiyoshi probably does it more often than Iwata or Watanabe.
• Hayate trained really hard to do it!
  • Isumi wanted to do it, but she got lost along the way.
  • Hinagiku does it better than anyone else, including all of the main characters.
• Karin Maaka is too embarrassed to do it.
• Mr. Seto will kill anyone who does it better than his beautiful San!
• Lina Inverse does it with her Dragon Slave.
  • Gourry knows how to do it...it just takes him longer to get there than others.
  • Did Xellos do it? That...is a secret.
• Akane Tendo does it lot less than people think.
  • Ranma does it as a girl, gets pregnant, and transforms into a boy.
    • Rumiko Takahashi doesn't think about doing it, and neither should you!
  • Nabiki Tendo does it for the money.
  • Kuno does it with a wooden stick
  • Mousse does them with tools you didn't even know he had.
  • Shampoo does it like a cat.
• Condor Joe does it in the back of the G2.
  • Swan Jun can do it without taking off her clothes.
  • Eagle Ken will only do it if someone leads the way.
• Revy does it with two hands.
  • Rock does it because it's his hobby.
  • Roberta does it in a maid outfit, and she won't stop 'till she gets the job done.
  • Hansel and Gretel do it 'cause they feel like it. There is no other reason.
• Ciel does it with his butler.

  • ...in a corset.

  • Sebastian does it with the silverware.
    • Sebastian also does it with cats.
  • Grell it with his chainsaw.
  • Undertaker does it in a coffin.
• Shinji does it because he cannot run away.
  • Misato does it with lots of beer.
  • Ritsuko does it with a logical indifference.
  • Rei does it emotionlessly, but is easily replaced.
  • Rei!Lilith does it with everybody until there is orange goo everywhere.
  • Asuka does it to hide from her insecurity.
  • Gendo plans it out beforehand.
  • Kaworu does it with Shinji.
• Be awed by Keigo "Ore-sama" Atobe's prowess in doing it!
• Van does it for revenge, with many names and all the condiments you have
  • Fasalina does it on a pole.
• Recca does it on fire for his princess
  • Tokiya did it to avenge his dead big sister, but now not for that purpose anymore
  • Fuuko does it with occasional shreds on her clothes
  • Domon does it with much gained badassery
• Makoto does it with everyone.
  • Kotonoha does it on a boat.
• Chise does it with angst.
• Rena does it with the Colonel ...while taking it home.
  • Keiichi does it with a baseball bat.
  • Mion and Shion do it, but... who's doing who?
  • Hanyuu won't do it, because she's afraid that someone will her horns.
• Yuno will do it no matter what.
• Italy will do it for PAAASTAAAA!
  • America will do it BECAUSE HE IS THE HERO, OF COURSE!
  • Japan does it vaguely.
  • Japan would like you to know that he did NOT do it with Greece.
  • Everyone will have done it with Russia by the end.
  • Prussia does it with all his chicks.
• Touga Kiryuu does it irresistibly.
  • Utena Tenjou does it just like the boys.
  • Anthy doesn't care who does it to her. (LIES, I TELL YOU! LIES!)
• Train Heartnet can do it, but he doesn't call it "getting lucky."
• Tamaki Kawazoe says she can do it with just one stroke.
  • Kirino Chiba does it with way too many strokes.
• Kenshin does it with his equipment backwards.
• Yui does it with her guitar.
  • Mio probably won't do it after exposing her panties.
• Dio Brando does it with his fingers.
• Takumi Fujiwara does it without spilling a drop.
• Autor wishes Ahiru and Fakir would do it more quietly.
• Haruhi Fujioka does it in boy's clothes.
  • Tamaki does it the way he thinks commoners do it.
  • Hikaru and Kaoru will only do it with each other or Haruhi.
  • Renge does it with a powerful motor.
  • Kyouya is the one actually doing it behind the scenes.
  • Honey does it perched on Mori's shoulder.
• The crew of the Bebop do it, but won't get paid for it.
• Tsukune can do it better now, since Moka's blood gets his own blood pumping.
• Diclonii don't do it with other humans.
• WAIT!!! You don't deserve to know how Rom Stoll does it!
• Usagi does it In The Name Of The Moon.
  • Makoto does it with the most talent.
  • Haruka and Michiru do it at any cost.
  • Ami might be allergic to it, but no one knows for sure.
• Nagisa and Honoka can only do it right if they do it together.
• Sonsaku Hakufu loves to do it, but don't call her "stupid" for thinking that way.
• Death the Kid does it perfectly symmetrically
  • Excalibur began doing it in the 12th century!
  • Asura is afraid of doing it, so he'll just kill it instead.

• Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet.
  • Lois Lane does it WRONG!
• Green Lanterns do it with imagination. And numbers.
• The Flash does it way too quickly.
• Tony Stark does it in a CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
• Batman does it after taking hours to prepare.
  • Batgirl doesn't do it (daddy issues) but she likes to watch.
  • The Joker does it with this pencil.
  • Two-Face flips a coin to see how he does it.
• Spider-Man does it when his spider sense is tingling.
  • Spider-Man does it on the wall.
  • J. Jonah Jameson will make sure Spider-man never does it in this town again!
  • Doctor Octopus does it with his hands in all the right places.
• Cyclops does it with his eyes.
  • Beast does it with indefatigable eloquence and erudition.
  • Wolverine doesn't do it when he says he will.
  • Xavier does it with his mind.
  • The Juggernaut does it because he's The Juggernaut, BITCH!
  • Nightcrawler does it all over the place.
• Ozymandias did it thirty-five minutes ago.
  • Rorschach does it. No computer necessary.
  • Dan and Laurie do it WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC.
  • Dr. Manhattan is doing it in another galaxy.
• Squirrel Girl does it with giant apes on the moon.
• Deadpool does it with spatulas, pancreas, duct tapes and chimichangas.
  • He's also thinking of doing it with you right now.
  • Deadpool wants to do it with Bea Arthur.
• John Constantine did it in Newcastle. With his trenchcoat.
• The Corinthian does it. And he and his friends are going to take turns.
  • Daniel does it, but people are constantly unsure about whether his predecessor did it better.

• Han Solo does it with Chewie on the Falcon.
  • Han did it first
  • Jedi do it with lightsabers.
  • Stormtroopers would do it if they didn't miss every time.
  • Yoda does it, or does not - there is no try.
  • If you do it to Obi-Wan, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
  • Emperor Palpatine does it to thunderous applause. Alternatively, he does it for POWERRRR!!!!! UNLIMITED POWERRRRR!!!!!!!!
• James Bond does it with every girl in the universe.
  • Xenia Onatopp is the only one who lives after she does it.
  • James Bond does it while the Villain is explaining how he's going to do it.
• Neo does it in slow motion. And with no expression.
  • Neo does it because anything is possible.
  • Agent Smith does it with himself.
• Indy does it to stop the Nazis.
  • Indy does it without previous preparation.
  • Indy does it in the fridge.
• Leonidas does it in the shade...and IN HELL!!!
  • Leonidas does it while TALKING! VERY! LOUDLY!
  • Delios does it inaccurately.
• Tai Lung will never stop doing it until he gets the Dragon Scroll -- or his father's love.
• Princess Giselle has no idea what it is, but she can make whole crowds of people and even cute, fluffy animals do it.
• If the Doc wants to do it, why not do it with some style?
  • Marty McFly does it, even if nobody quite gets it yet.
• The village of Sandford does it for the greater good. (The greater good!)
  • Nick does it to stop the ringleaders after having a bit of a breakdown.
  • Nick then does it by filling out paperwork.
  • Danny does it while wishing it was just like the movies.
• Ron Burgundy stays classy when he does it.
• Jessica Rabbit isn't bad...she just does it that way.
  • Roger Rabbit will only do it when it's funny.
  • When Judge Doom did it, he did it JUST...LIKE...THIS!
• Jareth does it in criminally tight pants.
• Marlena does it, while she doesn't feel so good...
• Did Marsellus Wallace do it like a bitch?
• Borat does it to get a rise out of you.
• Citizen Kane did it on his sled.
• Kirk Lazarus does it as a dude disguised as a dude playin' another dude.
  • Don't do it in full retard.
• Phil, Alan and Stu did it last night, without remembering what happened.
• 9 does it without asking.
  • Stitchpunks do it with their soulmates.

• Harry does it with his wand.
  • Lupin does it under a full moon.
  • Snape does it with cauldrons.
    • Snape did it to Dumbledore.
  • Hermione does it with absolutely everyone.
  • Draco Malfoy does it with his goblet.
    • No, Draco Malfoy Does it in leather Pants
  • Molly Weasley DOESN'T DO IT WITH HER DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
• Jason Bourne does it, forgets that he did it, remembers how to do it again, and tries to remember what he did.
  • As does Yuumura Kirika.
• Rincewind does it despite really not wanting to.
  • Carrot does it because it's the right thing to do.
  • Vetinari does it for the city.
  • Polly does it with socks.
  • Moist does it in gold.
  • Commander Vimes does it with his cigars.
    • Vimes! Does!! It!!! With!!!! His!!!!! Cow!!!!!!
  • Sergeant Angua does it doggy style!
  • Death does it because it's his duty.
  • Nanny Ogg does it pretty much every way imaginable. Whist singing the Hedgehog Song.
  • Granny Weatherwax has never done it… but cross her and she’ll do it with your Brain.
• Sherlock Holmes knows if you did it and how.
  • He also does it with a seven-percent solution.
  • Lestrade would ''like'' to do it before Sherlock Holmes.
• Aragorn always takes the lead when he does it.
  • Frodo almost doesn't get to do it...until Sam helps him.
  • Gandalf does it with his staff.
  • Legolas does it while announcing that he is doing it.
  • Gollum does it and then says "Gollum made us do it, precious!"
  • Eowyn does it because she is NO MAN.
• Phedre does it with whips and chains, and that's just the start...
  • Whilst Joscelin does it with angst.
  • D'Angelines do it with everybody.
• Cersei Lannister does it with family.
  • Jaime does it single-handedly.
  • Littlefinger will stab you in the back after he gets you to do it for him.
  • Ned Stark does it honorably.
  • Bran does it with direwolves.
  • No-one doesn't do it, but Arya Stark does it in dark alleys.
  • Tyrion does it, and doesn't care who is offended when he does.
  • Dolorous Edd does it, even though he won't enjoy it and probly will die because of it.
• Team Kimba does it in Phase's room.
  • Jade does it in different places with different people at the same time.
    • Jade can do it with herself.
  • Sara does it with you... in your dreams...
  • Nobody can prove that The Don does it, but everyone knows he does.
• Robert Jordan never does it the short way.

• Alton Brown does it with food.
• Mork does it with his finger.
• Jack Bauer does it in 24 hours.
  • Kim does it trapped with mountain lions with mountain lions.
• Captain Kirk does it boldly.
  • Spock does it logically.
  • McCoy does it in a shuttle-craft.
  • Klingons do it with honor.
  • The Ferengi do it for the money.
  • The Founders do it disguised as something else.
  • Geordi LaForge does it to Ghost Love Score.
  • Nobody likes the fact that Wesley Crusher can do it better than his peers at such a young age.
  • Ickle!Chekov can do it!!
    • Nero does it on a first name basis.
• Matt Foley did it IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
  • Mr. Bill gets hurt doing it.
  • The Coneheads do it with their skulls!
  • Bruce Dickenson thinks doing it is great, but could use a little more cowbell.
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky did it?
  • WARNING: Doing it with Happy Fun Ball can cause nausea, vomiting, and the urge to do the Funky Chicken on Route 66 at midnight.
• MacGyver does it with a paperclip, a tube sock, his pocket knife, and a stop watch.
• Rachel and her roommates do it in their apartment all day long.
• Buffy Summers has this whole doing-the-it-ness thing going on.
• River does it...and no power in the 'verse can stop her.
  • Jayne does it in his bunk.
  • Simon and Kaylee did it while River watched.
• The Winchesters do it in the Impala.
  • Castiel does it in a trenchcoat.
  • Bobby Singer does it sensibly in a trucker cap.
• Time Lords can do it anywhere, in all of reality--backwards OR forwards (but only a maximum of thirteen times).
  • The Doctor does it in a blue phone box, with a Sonic Screwdriver.
    • ....But nobody can agree on which Doctor did it best.
  • Sarah Jane Smith does it with Sonic Lipstick (and a small metal dog).
  • Captain Jack Harkness will do it longer than any other being in the universe.
    • Captain John Hart does it subversively with a poodle.
  • The Master does it to "Voodoo Child".
    • And with Scissor Sisters!
    • ...And also with two thumbs up!
  • Davros does it with untold numbers of Daleks.
  • Leela does it in a leather bikini.
  • Mickey Smith does it because he was left alone in the car.
  • Zoe Heriot does it mind-bogglingly quickly.
  • Vislor Turlough only does it when he's tied up.
  • Jamie McCrimmon did it in a kilt.
  • Ben Jackson and Polly Wright did it in the 60's. Unfortunately, the episode was wiped by the BBC.
  • Taren Capel does it with lots of robots.
  • Ian and Barbara do it back in their own time at last.
  • WOTAN does it with war machines.
  • The Psychic Circus does it for the Gods of Ragnarok.
  • Ramón Salamander does it like the Doctor.
  • Daleks do it with plungers.
  • The Scientific Reform Society does it, for paradise, with the K-1 robot.
  • Victoria Waterfield does it loudly.
  • Mavic Chen does it for even more power.
• Heroes do it with idiot balls.
  • Peter and Claude do it in public.
  • Sylar does it hands-free.
  • Hiro does it with waffles.
  • True heroes do it with Claire.
• Tim Taylor can do it if you give him MORE POWER!
  • Tim Taylor does it with MORE POWERFUL tools.
• Wolf does it with Virginia for life.
• Sheriff Buck does it, makes you do it because you can't help yourself, and gets away with it -- because no one knows he does it.
• Rangers do it in groups of five, sometimes six or seven, maybe even eight. With explosions in the background.
• The last time Al Bundy enjoyed doing it was back in high school.
  • Peg Bundy does it on the couch while watching Oprah.
  • Jefferson's too pretty to get a real job, so he just does it.
• Ralph Hinkley forgot how to do it.
• Charlie Crews does it zen-style.
• Alan Shore does it in bunny ears.
  • Denny Crane does it every time.
• Edmund Blackadder does it with a cunning plan.
• Ned does it with his fickle finger.
  • Chuck and Ned do it without touching!
• Cameron does it while completely calm.
• House does it with everybody, especially with Wilson and Cuddy.
  • House may pretend that he only does it with women, but he actually does it with everyone.
• Shawn Spencer fakes it, but somehow he makes it look convincing.
• The Python Crew does it my place bouncy bouncy.
  • The Spanish Inquisition does it unexpectedly.
  • The parrot doesn't do it any more.
  • Biggus Dickus does it in Wome.
  • King Arthur does it with coconuts.
  • Brian does it because he's a very naughty boy.
  • The Larch does it from quite a way away.
  • Vikings do it with spam.

• Tropers do it repeatedly on this very Wiki.
  • Trope-tan does It without notability (and she knows it).
• Titan Legends does it better than 99% of everyone else.
  • Savior does it because it must be done.
  • Gauntlet knows the authors will make them do it.
  • Morgue does it as a flock of bats.
  • Scalpel had to desert to do it.
• Ad Bot does it while insulting you and selling you things.
• Miku Hatsune does it before any other Vocaloid did, too bad she doesn't really exist.
  • Rin and Len did it and now doing with a Road Roller.
  • Kaito does it with his Blue Hair.
  • Meiko does it when she's drunk ...or trying to kill you.
  • Luka Megurine will does it even if you are a Girl.
  • Kamui Gakupo does it with a Eggplants.
  • Neru Akita is sick that you are Not doing it with her... I mean doing it at all.
  • Haku Yowane want you to do her.
  • Iku Acme does it with her songs ... a Lot.

• Vince McMahon does it in that very ring.
• Nobody wants X-Pac to do it.
• Vince Russo didn't do it! Who would have seen that coming?
• If the referee didn't see you do it, it didn't happen.

• Space Marines do it with chainswords.
  • Sisters of Battle do it with fire.
  • Orks do it with More Dakka.
    • Wazdakka does it on a motorcycle.
    • Ghazgkull did it on Armageddon, twice. But Angron did it first.
    • Doing it with Ghazgkull is like getting hit by a mag-train.
    • Grots usually die before they get a chance to do it. They're too small to do it right, anyway.
  • You're better off not knowing how Noise Marines do it.
  • Tyranids do it with... muscle spasms.
    • Genestealers do it surreptitiously.
  • The Imperial Guard do it with billions of people.
    • Imperial Guard have to do it or else their Commissar will kill them.
    • The Imperium does it FOR THE EMPEROR!
    • Ciaphas Cain does it even though he doesn't want to.
  • Tau do it for the greater good.
    • Tau do it with Kroot and Vespid.
  • Craftworld Eldar don't do it unless they have to.
    • Eldar do it to save one of their own people even if countless non-Eldar die because of it.
  • Dark Eldar do it with horrific torture. And whips.
  • The Imperial Navy does it with ropes and thousands of deckhands. And whips.
  • The Necrons do it relentlessly. Then they get back up and do it again.
  • Squats did it but then they all died.
  • The Emperor did it so hard he's been on life support for ten thousand years.
  • Abaddon the Despoiler tried to do it thirteen times.
  • Khorne Berzerkers may do it to eachother.
  • Astropaths do it in the Warp.
  • Techpriests do it with machines.
• Colonel Mustard did it, in the hallway, with the wrench.
  • NO! It was Miss Scarlet in the Ballroom who did it with the candlestick.
    • Not So Fast! It was Mr. Green, In the Hall, With the Revolver
    • Mrs. Peacock did it, in the kitchen, with the rope.
• Deckers do it online.
• Magic The Gathering does it with MOAR GOYF!!!!!!1!!111!1!

• Master Chief does it with Cortana.
  • The Covenant do it with rings.
• Duke Nukem will do it when he's ready.
• Wolf O'Donnell can't let you do it, Fox.
  • Only Andross has the brains to do it!
  • Peppy Hare does it by pressing Z or R twice.
  • Fox McCloud has to do it alone!
  • Pigma Dengar said your daddy did it reaaaal good before he DIED!!!
• Prinnies do it explosively, dood.
  • Laharl does it on his throne.
  • Etna does it behind Laharl's back.
  • Flonne does it for LOVE!
  • Mid-Boss does it, but nobody takes him seriously.
    • Maybe because he tries to do it to little children?
  • Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth! does it FOR JUSTICE!
  • Adell doesn't do it. It's just not his style.
  • Rozalin doesn't do it either, for she is a being of solitude.
  • Jennifer probably wants to do it with tentacles.
  • Yukimaru does it in the snow, zam.
  • The Prism Rangers do it colorfully.
  • Raspberyl does it the right way because "good" demons don't.
  • Mao does it to get one step closer to being a hero.
  • Pleinair would do it, but it missed her.
  • Geoffrey thought this might happen, so he did it.
• Samus does it with protection.
  • Other times, she can do it in a tight suit.
  • The first time Samus did it, everyone thought she was a dude.
  • If Samus does it fast enough, she'll take off her clothes.
• Snorlax does it in his sleep.
  • Skitty does it with Wailord.
  • Pikachu does it to the horn...wait, what?
  • Looks like Team Rocket's doing it again! *bling!*
  • Ash has been doing it for over 12 seasons... without growing an inch.
  • Everyone named Nurse Joy does it the same way.
  • Lucario does it with his aura.
  • The Elite Four always do it on top.
  • Brock wants to do it but is prevented from doing so.
  • All Pokemon do it even after they run out of PP.
  • Ditto does it with everybody.
• Link does it with lots of toys.
  • Link does it silently.
  • Princess Zelda does it wisely.
    • Sheik does it in diguise.
  • Ganondorf does it and comes back for more.
    • Ganondorf does it to you when you thought you were doing it with someone else.
  • Midna does it in the dark.
  • Tingle does it for 398 rupees.
  • HEY! LISTEN! Navi knows how to do it.
  • King Harkinian does it for dinner, mah boi!
  • You really don't want to know how ReDeads do it.
  • Dodongos dislike when people smoke after doing it.
• Psychonauts do it with their minds.
  • Fred Bonaparte's ancestor thinks he sucks at it.
    • Also, Fred and Crispin did it once. Crispin dominated.
    • Crispin, however, will not do it unless you come wearing a straightjacket, a metal claw, and a velvet painting on your face.
  • Edgar Teglee does it with his wife.
    • He's also sick of doing it, but can't seem to help it.
    • Dingo Inflagrante does it with your spouse. Right in front of you.
  • Gloria von Gouten's brain broke when her mother did it.
• When Jade does it, she takes lots of pictures.
• Sho Minamimoto does it zetta slowly to those factoring hectopascals.
  • Neku does it by himself.
  • Beat lets his gut do it for him.
  • Mitsuki Konishi does it just to piss you off.
  • Megumi Kitaniji never does it the same way twice.
  • Joshua knows more about it than you think.
  • Shiki does it in her friend's body.
  • Uzuki Yashiro will do it to anybody to get her promotion.
  • Koki Kariya can do it better than anyone. Except he just doesn't feel like it.
  • Yodai Higashizawa likes to "serve" just as much as he likes to "eat".
• Snake has the better genes to do it.
  • Snake also does it in a cardboard box.
  • Big Boss does it, and everyone loves him for it.
  • Ocelot does it for himself, while making everyone think he does it for them.
    • Don't even think about doing it, or he'll know!
  • Psycho Mantis does it with the vibration controller.
  • Raiden did it and had no choice.
  • Otacon did it over the CODEC.
  • The Colonel Needs Scissors!! 61! to do it.
  • The Boss did it for her country.
  • Mei Ling does it with proverbs.
  • The Pain does it while covered in BEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
  • Solidus does it with his tentacles.
  • Liquid Snake does it one-handedly.
• Mario does it in the air with mushrooms.
  • Mario also does it on your head.
  • Luigi does it in the background.
  • Wario does it to anyone in his way.
    • Wario also makes his friends do it for him.
  • One time, Peach got to do it herself.
  • If it weren't for the Yoshis, Mario (and Luigi) couldn't have done it.
  • Rosalina does it IN SPACE!
  • Doing it makes him feel good, said Count Bleck.
    • Count Bleck does it by the book.
  • Fawful can do it, for he has FURY!
  • Where there's smoke, they do it back!
  • Bowser wants to do it with Peach, and doesn't want anyone else doing it. Even it that means having to team up with his arch-nemesis.
• Cranky Kong does it old-school.
  • Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong did it for the sake of bananas!
• Sonic does it while spinning into 'bots.
  • Sonic thinks you're doing it too slow!
  • Eggman does it in his Egg Mobile.
  • Tails does it while spinning both his tails.
  • Amy does it with a hammer from out of nowhere.
  • Knuckles has a habit of doing it with the wrong person.
  • Shadow is either very good, or very bad at doing it.
  • Rouge does it past the radar.
  • Super Sonic can't do it without magic emeralds.
    • Hyper Sonic got to do it in one game made from two. But who could remember that?
• L-block does it better than Link.
• GLaDOS does it while trying to--promise you cake, after which you will be--missed.
  • GLaDOS also does it as part of an optional testing procedure.
  • The Companion Cube will never threaten to do it with you.
• The Heavy does it 10,000 times per minute with Sasha.
  • Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brother, the Scout does it. BONK!
  • The Sniper has a plan to do it to everyone he meets.
  • The Soldier does it because Sun Tzu told him to.
    • And from now on when two animals do it together, it's called a zoo...Unless it's a farm.
  • The Pyro does it with fire!
    • The Pyro does it with the W key and the left mouse button.
  • The Medic does it with the Heavy.
  • The Spy could be anyone you do it with.
    • Others watch the spy doing it wearing a cardboard mask.
  • The Engineer does it with a gun. And if that don't work, he does it with more gun.
  • If the Demoman did it badly, he wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you, now would he!?
    • And he does it with an unhappy, bloody ending.]
• Salem and Rios do it together.
• Dr. Wily's done it the same way at least nine times now.
  • Protoman does it to his own tune.
  • Mega Man needs the right tools to do it.
    • Mega Man takes your abilities after he's done it with you.
  • When Hornet Man does it, it stings.
  • Cut Man does it with scissors.
• Vault Dwellers do it underground.
  • The Brotherhood of Steel does it in Power Armor.
  • Super Mutants don't do it.
    • Fawkes won't do it because it's your destiny.
  • Ghouls can do it for hundreds of years.
    • Gob only does it once Moriarty is dead.
• You cannot grasp the true form of how Giygas does it!
  • Do you really want to know how Giygas can do it to you?!
  • Ness does it with baseball bats and yoyos.
  • The Ultimate Chimera does it in one hit.
    • Lucas does it with PK love.
  • Ninten did it before Ness and Lucas.
  • Fans helped Mother 3 do it outside Japan.
    • Nintendo of America didn't even bother to do it themselves.
• Square Enix did it with Disney.
  • Sora does it with a giant key.
  • Riku did it for the darkness.
  • King Mickey only does it after you're dead.
  • Roxas and Axel do it together. Got it memorized?
  • Marluxia does it with vines.
  • Saïx does it in the moonlight.
  • Lexaeus is rock hard when he does it.
  • Xigbar can do it on the ceiling.
• A rabbid DAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHs it.
  • Alternatively, Bunnies can't do it but they can DANCE!
• Master Hand does it thrice.
  • Tabuu makes others do it for him only to kill them off for doing it right.
  • Most hardcore gamers like to do it in Melee more than Brawl.
    • You must have NO ITEMS! with FOX ONLY! on FINAL DESTINATION! To do it.
• The Captain do it because he know what he doing.
• Sakuya does it Elegantly with kitty ears in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, because she was forced to wear them by the Scarlet Sisters. Don't believe me? I have evidence here!
  • Orin does it in Gensokyo just like Michael Jackson does in Thriller.
  • Reimu does it for donations with her armpits showing.
  • Marisa does it with everyone else's spellcards, ze.
  • Alice does it but only after fussing and pretending to be uninterested. She might have her special dolls join in, if you're lucky.
    • Alice has also done it to Shanghai AND Medicine against their wills.
  • Yuyuko does it with Mystia when she's hungry for something else.
  • Kaguya and Mokou go too far when doing it to each other. Good thing they can self-revive.
    • Unfortunately, they are often interrupted by Tewi before they can do it seriously, except for that one time...
  • Yukari has so many ways to do it with her Shikigami Ran.
    • Ran wants to do it with CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
  • Patchouli has studied very well on how to do it, but her asthma affects her performance.
    • Koakuma does it to help Patchouli with her research.
  • Rumia does it in the dark; since she can't see what she's doing, she makes mistakes.
  • Flandre does it in the basement, for decades or even centuries at a time.
    • She also uses Four Of A Kind to quadruple-team you by herself.
  • Kanako and Suwako only do it because they want you to believe in them.
    • Sanae does it because she's a good girl.
  • Aya would do it with you without asking for an interview, but you'll need to avoid being swept away.
  • Medicine wants to do it with you, but her toxicity makes it difficult to do it without hurting you.
  • Hong Meiling would do it with you if you call her by her real name (hint: it's not "China").
  • Tewi would only do it if there's a chance she could inflict an amusing and humiliating injury on you afterwards for kicks.
  • Tenshi demands you do it to her roughly.
    • Iku would do it to Tenshi using her drill-scarf.
  • Utsuho insists on doing it with nuclear-powered toys. And you can't resist.
  • Cirno does it very stupidly.
    • After Cirno does it with you, you won't be able to. For a long time.
    • Letty Whiterock only does it during Winter, so Cirno can't play with her all year long.
  • Keine does it unless you forget to do your homework -then you get CAVED instead.
  • Mystia sings while doing it.
  • Suika does it at any size, especially after knocking back one for the road.
  • Reisen Udongein Inaba does it while staring at you and screwing your mind
  • Eirin would like you to try her new pills before attempting to do it.
    • She also does it to Reisen as punishment.
  • If what Reimu tells me is right, Mima used to do it with a bang.
    • As does Yuka, with her umbrella. Oh, and she loves doing two at once, by which I am referring to Dual Spark, of course.
    • Meanwhile, Elly does it with the Extra Stage Sisters to the beat of Bad Apple!! while waiting for their chance to return to Gensokyo.
    • Kana Anaberal's looking for a new home because her best friend won't do it with her anymore.
  • Hina loves to twirl around while doing it.
  • Nitori can do it with some leftover bamboo and parchment scraps without worrying about what she's making.
  • Komachi does it while on the job, which upsets her boss.
  • Akyu only has to do it once, then she'll remember it so well, she'll still remember it in her next life.
  • Satori knows just how you want it done.
    • Yamame Kurodane may use her webbing while doing it.
    • Yuugi can do it without her sake dropping.
    • Koishi lets it be known how much she wants to do it with her Embers of Love.
  • Lily White does it to welcome Spring, but not everyone she does it to is thrilled.
  • Chen and Orin chase poor Nazrin because they want to do it to her.
    • Kogasa only does it to get a reaction out of you, because she's lonely. Unfortunately, she isn't very good at doing it either.
    • Ichirin and Unzan do it together, with LASERS and BRO-fist bullets.
    • CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA does it with a theme song named after herself!
    • Byakuren Hijiri did it for our sins.
    • Nue Houjuu did it to mess with Byakuren and felt really bad for it afterwards.
• Bomberman does it explosively.
• Thrall doesn't do it just because someone says "FOR THE HORDE!"
  • Leeroy Jenkins charges blindly into it, screaming at the top of his lungs.
  • Mankrik probably did it with his wife.
• The Dark Queen may do it, but at least she doesn't use cheat codes!
• Sackboys do it any way you want them to.
• Ike does it for his friends.
  • Sain does it because he thinks it's the "right" thing to do.
  • Gatrie will do it if you put a skirt on it.
  • Ephraim will do it eventually.
  • Sylvia does it as a "special dance".
  • Lachesis won't do it with anyone less awesome than her brother.
  • Jeigan (and everyone else like him) does it the best, but doesn't get a lot of mileage out of the experience.
  • Danved (who is definitely not Devdan) will do it like a bear! Like a tiger! We don't need Largo and Calill to do it, because Danved is pretty amazing.
  • At long last! Marth gets to do it here himself!
• Sanger, Sanger Zonvolt does it while cleaving evil.
  • RatselElzam interrupts everyone else when he does it.
  • Ryusei played years of Eroge before he did it.
  • Kyosuke Nanbu doesn't mind doing it while betting on the tough odds.
  • Excellen Browning does it wearing a bunny suit.
  • Axel 'Ahoseru' Almer does it so he knows who he is and what kind of girlfriend he has.
  • Lamia Loveless does it with grammars messed up hard so it is or-or whi-hile stut-stut-stutter-ter-ter... GRR! STUTTERRING!
  • Kai Kitamura does it just with his hand.
  • Ibis Douglas does it like a shooting star... always crashing to the ground
    • Anything Ibis does is love.
  • Aschen Brodel does it with CODE DTD!!!
  • Suzuka-hime does it with A DISCO BALL and Gatling Guns!
• Ratchet does it with a BIG gun.
• Dolores does it with a big cockpit.
• Regal does it with his feet.
  • Lloyd does it with both of his fathers' swords.
  • Genis does it with toys.
  • Colette does it but she can't feel a thing.
  • Kratos does it with lots of belts.
  • The protagonists do it together for a peaceful world.
  • Sheena is going to do it the next time she sees you.
  • Kvar does it as he burns in hell.
  • Zelos does it for the side most likely to win.
  • Raine does it for the sake of research.
  • Presea does it with maximum efficiency.
  • Yuan does it with Botta and the Renegades.
  • Mithos has wanted to do it with his sister for four thousand years.
  • Tenebrae does it in the smooth, wonderful Darkness!
  • Marta does it, but only with Emil.
  • Emil does it better when he's not himself.
• The Belmonts do it with their whips because they don't believe that Dracula should be allowed to do it in their world.
  • Dracula was told to do it by HUMANS who wished to pay HIM tribute.
    • Tribute?! Dracula did it by stealing men's souls, and making them his slaves.
    • Dracula said that perhaps the same could be said of doing it with all religions.
    • Dracula's words are as empty as his soul. Mankind ill needs to do it with a Saviour such as him.
    • What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, let's do it!
  • Shanoa does it on her back.
  • Simon Belmont did it first.
• Phoenix Wright OBJECTS to any insinuations that he does it with his finger.
  • Phoenix and Edgeworth do it loudly, slamming on the desk.
  • Manfred von Karma does it perfectly.
  • Franziska von Karma does it with a whip.
  • Godot needs exactly seventeen cups of coffee when he does it. Eighteen, if he wants to do it well.
  • Larry Butz always gets into trouble doing it.
  • Pearl Fey thinks Phoenix and Maya do it all the time.
  • Apollo Justice is watching you do it... very closely.
  • Nobody knows whether or not Trucy Wright's done it, because she never goes to bed without her favorite pair of pants.
  • Ema Skye will only do it for the purpose of research.
  • Mia Fey does it in her sisters' bodies.
  • Miles Edgeworth dit it once pretending to be a Defense Attorney.
  • Wendy Oldbag used to do it back when she was young, and in fact she would still like to do it with Edgey-poo, but he doesn't want to do it with her, she doesn't know why, since she used to be quite the beauty, but it doesn't matter, since she won't do it with you unless you give her a present, whippersnapper! *ratatatatatatat*
  • When Klavier Gavin does it, he turns the music up... way up.
  • Adrian Andrews used to hate doing it at first, but then Franziska showed her the way.
  • Chief Damon Gant will do it...just don't look into his eyes.
• But...the future refused to change because Lavos did it.
  • Rumor has it that Schala is still doing it, even though she's supposed to be dead.
  • Crono is surprisingly quiet about doing it.
  • Marle ran away from her home just so that she could do it without limits.
  • If there's something (or someone) to be done, Lucca will do it!
  • Frog lost his humanity, but he can still do it... and he'll even lick your wounds clean!
  • Robo was designated to do it.
  • Ayla do it long time ago. Have lots fun.
  • Magus did it to stop the world from ending, but then you had to go and stop him.
  • Serge had to do it because you broke time and space!
  • Kid does it with an inexplicable Australian accent.
  • Leena doesn't get to do it with you after all.
  • Glenn does it with you only if you abandon a girl to die.
  • Guile does it while thinking he should be someone else.
  • ZOAH DOES IT LOUD.
  • Belthasar did it behind the scenes so that everyone else could get their chance to do it.
  • Turns out Schala was doing it with Lavos all along!
• Captain Falcon did it with a punch!
• The Protagonist keeps Nyx and Erebus from doing it.
  • Doing it's part of Akihiko's strategy!
  • Fuuka doesn't do it, but she'll tell you that it has multiple weaknesses.
  • The sign on the wall says that it should be done by Aigis five minutes early.
  • Arf! Arf!
    • > Koromaru seems to be doing it.
  • ...Do it.
• The Protagonist does it while on TV.
  • Chie does it with a critical hit to the nads.
  • Kanji can't decide whether he wants to do it.
  • Adachi does it because he's bored.
• Sakura Kasugano does it because she saw Ryu do it once, and thought it was really cool.
  • M. Bison did it on Tuesday, and it was DELICIOUS!
    OF COURSE!!
  • Ryu says you must do it to stand a chance against him.
  • Dhalsim stretches it out for as loooooooong as possible.
  • Chun Li uses her feet to do it.
  • Guile does it because that's how Charlie would have wanted it.
• Don't do it with Lu Bu.
• Ash does it for her sake, and he will not fail!
  • Marona will never get the proper credit she deserves for doing it.
• Nalia does it for the needy.
  • Minsc does it with bootprints on evil's buttocks FOR GOODNESS!!
    • Boo does it on the eye.
• Scorpion does it flawlessly. TOASTY!
• Alys Brangwin will only do it if she receives payment up front.
  • CASTs do it methodically.
  • The descendants of Orakio and Laya have done it for generations.
  • Dark Force does it once every thousand years.
• Zerglings do it in large numbers. Kekekekekekeke!
• Gordon Freeman does it with a crowbar, without saying a word.
• TY does it for Bush Rescue.
• Kirby copies his partner when he does it.
  • Meta Knight did it with a huge warship.
  • King Dedede had a reason to do it, but Kirby figures this out too late.
• Amaterasu does it doggy-style.
• Zetta does it Freakin' Badassedly.
• Kilik does it with a long, hard rod.
  • Ivy will whip you into shape when she does it.
  • Voldo can't see, hear, or speak, but he sure can do it... and "it" is freaking SCARY.
  • Mitsurugi can do it better with a sword than anyone else can with a gun.
  • Hilde does it in full body armor.
• Dante does it with style.
  • Nero does it with his hand.
• Cody Travers does it with handcuffs.
  • Mike Haggar does it so that he can practice his new "body slam".
• Heart Aino does it purely out of love.
  • Lieselotte likes to do it because she gets to pull all the strings.
  • Mildred does it every which way but the "right" one.
  • Kamui did it for 1000 years, and hasn't fatigued a bit.
  • Saki feels guilty about doing it, but won't tell anybody why.
  • Maori does it with the help of her sisters.
  • Fiona does it far away from everybody else.
• Lady Deirdre does it with Mind Worms.
  • CEO Morgan does it for the energy.
  • Usurpers do it transcendentally.
  • Zakharov does it with SCIENCE!
  • Santiago does it with superior training and superior weaponry.
• Dwarves do it when they're in the mood.
  • Dwarves do it even when they're ON FIRE.
• Iji does it to save the earth, but she apologizes afterward. And really awesome music plays while she does it.
  • Dan says you don't have to do it, but you should get some practice.
• The Silencer does it with no pity, no mercy, no remorse, and no regret.
• The Guy laughs at your feeble attempts to do it, mortal!
  • The Kid DID IT TO A SWORD! THAT RETARD!
• Bridget does it with his penis.
  • Dizzy does it while the animals watch.
  • Sol Badguy did it with his past self, but he found out that it was unbearably painful, so he stopped.
  • Faust does it while extending his extremities.
  • Chipp does it with lightning-fast reflexes.
• The Doctor does it with plants.
  • Quote does it and then steals your panties.
• Derek Stiles WILL do it!
  • And he did it to Emilio Juarez on an operating table three times.
  • GUILT and Stigma do it until your patient doesn't.
  • Open your eyes! The true nature of life is endless it-doing!
  • Elena Salazar believes in your doing-it skills!
  • Victor Niguel never does it. So SHUT UP.
  • Adel Tulba thinks that the Healing Touch is good for doing it.
• Hector has been doing it to everyone you thought was evil (and everyone who wasn't) for three games straight!
  • Ein does it with his girls and his guy.
    • Ledah will do it, but his heart won't be in it.
    • Fia does it for Ein.
    • Lina did it so well, she had the whole fandom fooled.
    • Serene does it as well as Ein, and she does it for the Arcs!
    • Cierra does it with fire magic, but might wind up doing it wrong...
    • Rose is getting kind of sick of having to tell Ein how to do it.
    • Malice does it for Hector because she's got nothing to lose anyway.
    • Sage and Fool do it to annoy Ein and his friends.
  • Yggdra does it for JUSTICE with a giant sword!
    • Gulcasa does it hot.
    • Nessiah is really sick of doing it in these stupid chains.
    • Kylier would be happy to do it if Milanor would just notice that she's FEMALE.
    • Milanor does it to every other bandit he sees, whether they have the nest egg to handle it or not.
    • Pamela does it to Nietzsche For Science ...whether Nietzsche is okay with it or not.
    • #367 is t-trying to do it... don't up her synchronization!
  • Maria can do it with three of herself!
    • Meria does it for the hell of it (with impact--the bigger, the better).
    • Melissa does it with her huge chest.
    • Did Marietta EVER do it...
    • King Willimgard does it from beyond the grave.