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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#26: Sep 16th 2011 at 8:31:36 PM

Fedora puts the speed of light to shame.

SantosLHalper Since: Aug, 2009
#27: Sep 16th 2011 at 8:41:48 PM


This post was thumped by the Merciless Hammer of Doom

blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#28: Sep 16th 2011 at 9:05:32 PM

Santos L Halper keeps a red link, because if it was blue, you'd send you and your computer into the depths of hell.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
Fryonic for no apparent raisin from Vancouver, BC Since: Mar, 2011
for no apparent raisin
#30: Sep 17th 2011 at 12:44:02 AM

Everyone knows the above troper in not named Link. They just call him that because to speak his name is to know terror.

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#31: Sep 17th 2011 at 2:15:50 AM

Fryonic knew the moon landing was a hoax. Fryonic was there waiting for the moon lander but it never came. NASA was warned about Fryonic and they ditched the plan. Nobody knows what happened to the guy who warned NASA.

edited 17th Sep '11 2:54:12 AM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
ladyofprocrastination Since: May, 2011
#33: Sep 19th 2011 at 2:31:53 PM

Premonition 45 won the game.

TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
#34: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:33:37 AM

Whenever God wants to do something, he always makes sure that he gets the okay from ladyofprocrastination.

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#35: Sep 20th 2011 at 5:48:32 AM

The Hero Hartmut was once asked the for time.

No one survived.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
#36: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:19:45 AM

Jimmmyman 10 found the Loch Ness monster using only a pickle jar.

dracosketch Since: Oct, 2011
#37: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:20:58 AM

Premonition 45 punched the sun without burning.

TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
Lover of masks.
#38: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:24:16 AM

Dracosketch once killed a room full of people by blinking.

Please.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#39: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:29:18 AM

The dinosaurs didn't die because of an Asteroid. They died because The Dead Man's Life punched them all to death.

KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#40: Sep 20th 2011 at 10:43:22 AM

While shooting a movie, it wasn't enough for Balmung to slow down his movements for cameras to capture them. He had to speed up reality itself to keep up with him!

Sonic hates SOPA
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#41: Sep 20th 2011 at 12:06:14 PM

Kuro Fox fights fire with fire... and wins.

megaBLOB Has a new obsession. Since: Jun, 2010
Has a new obsession.
#42: Sep 20th 2011 at 1:25:47 PM

Hopeless has to make sure he doesn't get too angry-the universe might explode. How does he know this? It happened once. He fixed it.

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
0_.
#43: Sep 20th 2011 at 1:46:36 PM

Mega Blob doesn't use an avatar, for anything he would pick would pale in comparison to the sheer amount of badass that make up his being.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#44: Sep 20th 2011 at 1:48:51 PM

Gamerex doesn't play videogames.

He IS videogames.

TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
#45: Sep 20th 2011 at 3:39:23 PM

They call him 'Hopey' because everybody hopes that it won't be their ass he kicks today.

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
0_.
#46: Sep 20th 2011 at 3:55:05 PM

Although he has taken the form of the Hero Hartmut, he is every Troper as he is every Troper, and therefore he is....... No, not even a god. The being known as Hartmut has killed far too many of them to use their title.

edited 20th Sep '11 3:55:25 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#47: Sep 24th 2011 at 3:47:21 PM

gamerex invented videogames when he got bored of counting sticks. He is now known as Bill Gates.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#48: Sep 24th 2011 at 8:46:08 PM

Raigakuren is actually invisible. This is due to the fact that photons are afraid to touch him.

edited 24th Sep '11 8:46:57 PM by Aniventerie

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#49: Sep 24th 2011 at 9:07:28 PM

Aniventerie is the reason dinosaurs are extinct.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#50: Sep 24th 2011 at 9:46:28 PM

Quarterman once punched a horse. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

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