Deadliest Warrior

Vampire v Demon.

Trump that.

I'd rather see Vampire vs. Predator, myself.

...Let's go with realistic budgets here.

Samurai vs. Knight is only off limits because they don't want to have to deal with the nipponiphile whining after the knight makes the Samurai his bitch.

As a knight advocate, my best guess is that the knight wins by a small margin rather than a truly considerable one. The fight would probably be decided at polearm range or grapple range moreso than sword range.

If they're close enough to grapple, then the samurai would win; knights had no unarmed combat training and they're too slow in that armor.

I have only seen the Waffen-SS vs Vietcong episode of this.

It was entertaining, at least.

The best part of the show are the weapons tests on gel dummies and animal carcasses.

You wonder if they actually cook that meat when they're done?

Today I learned vampires are Karate artists with metal claws and alligator teeth.

^ Yeah, who knew vampirism confers instant kung fu mastery. Really should've saved the time and money I spent on karate lessons when I was a kid.

This is nonsense. Why would a zombie have 3x normal human strength?

The pain receptors.

Anyway, any news of season four? I'd love to see Cesare Borgia VS werewolves.

Jesus vs Mohammad.

Is it just me or did the last FFL guy look like Leonardo di Caprio?

Re: next season: Whatcha guys think of Polish hussars?

Eff yeah. Winged Hussars! Uhlans would also be awesome and so would Landsknechts, Hakkapeliitta and Cuirassiers. Too bad it's probably going to be more along the lines of "US PARATROOPERS VS DUTCH COMMANDO" or "JOAN PERON VS EDWARD THE SIXTH"

I had to look up those lower-caps guys you posted there, but they sound alright. If they do Gustavus Adolphus that'd pretty much be the same thing as Hakkapeliittas.

They should just have all the elite US forces fight each other. SEALS vs. Rangers.

edited 18th Sep '11 2:32:46 PM by Merlo

Not gonna happen.

• Berzerkers vs Immortals
• Paratrooper vs Hamas
• CIA vs KGB
• Chechnya vs PKK
• Gaddafi vs Kim Jong Il

They already did CIA, KGB and Immortals, and I think the PKK and Hamas would be too much like Al Qaeda in terms of weapons.

I still think Cesare Borgia is a good choice. Gives Drew Skye a reason to ramble about Machiavelli for a couple of minuets.

Huh? They did do CIA and KGB. And why would they do Kim, they already did North Korean Special Forces.

WMG page has

• Francis Drake vs. John Paul Jones—probably not gonna happen, not enough budget for the ships, but I would want to see that one.
• Royal Air Force vs. Japanese Air Force—probably not gonna happen, but dogfights would be cool.
• Zhukov vs. Patton—please please please
• Pakistan vs. Israel—Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
• Hell's Angels vs. MS-13—Lol
• Robert E. Lee—Might be too close to Jesse James/Pancho Villa, but I'd be happy with him.
• Oda Nobunaga—Too close to samurai?
• Saladin
• Suleiman the Magnificent

Cesare Borgia vs. Swiss Guard?

edited 18th Sep '11 2:55:25 PM by Merlo

What, the entire Swiss guard?

Cesare's got his own army, doesn't he?

Well, yeah, the Papal soldiers. But if season 4 is anything like season 3 they'll need a leader on both sides, so maybe Borgia vs. Hayreddin Barbarossa or whatever.

I want the hosts of this show to go at it.

And for real.