Akuma Shogun
Marcia: @Valison: Wow...
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: "Yes, two centuries in fact."
edited 28th May '15 11:56:11 AM by MrKirb
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: So you're 200 years old.
Well, you're a robot, so I guess with enough maintenance...
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: "Cyborg actually."
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: Cyborg?
What species?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: "I used to be just a human until I got hit with "car bomb syndrome"."
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: Wait, what we defining cyborg as?
Human with heavy physical augmentations, or "got brain-uploaded"?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
-MEANWHILE-
-Have a Hrodland wandering around-
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: "More like a bunch of organs sealed in a robot body."
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: Oh.
How have you not keeled over of old age yet?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Serenity: U-Uhhh this is you captain speaking, brace for decel
Military Grade Shitposter
-Hoxton downs his glass of beer and gets to a seat-
-Dash, in the meanwhile, waits for the decel-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: "From what I could best describe my longevity, my mechanical heart pumps artificial blood that keeps my organs fresh."
-*Takes a seat and buckles up.*
edited 28th May '15 12:08:17 PM by MrKirb
-And on cue, the ship rapidly bleeds acceleration-
-Unlucky for hoxton his chair was facing the FRONT of the ship-
Military Grade Shitposter
-Hoxton is thrown from his seat-
-but fortunately, doesn't incur much more than a bruised ego-
Dash: Shoulda used the seatbelts, ya dingus!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: @Hoxton >.>
@Dash "Yeah."
"Hmmm, a fan of Markiplier?"
edited 28th May '15 12:13:13 PM by MrKirb
Akuma Shogun
(Marcia had buckled down for hyperdrive.)
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: ...
I get the feeling I should know who he is.
Drawin' a blank.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
-Well Rai, its your planet-
-What is on the veiw screens?-
Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: "I assume that saying dingus, you knew the guy." *Shrugs*
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: I'm going to go ahead and not question anything you just said.
-Hoxton, in the meanwhile, gets back up-
Hoxton: Well, could have been worse. I coulda broke a glass.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
-From where they entered the planet, they see a lush green and blue paradise. Islands and continents with vast and unique biospheres, a few ships and airships sailing the oceans and air respectively, everything looking really calm and peaceful-
-Heck, they can even see a single bird happily flying by the viewscreen, self-assured in its future survival-
-...Then they can also see the giant red-scaled dragon that just flew into view, ate the bird in a single gulp like it were a chicken nugglet, and flew off. A dragon easily the size of that giant red flaming bird that gave you so much trouble on the last planet-
-Welcome to Monster Hunter World, yah jerks. Hope you like it-
edited 28th May '15 12:18:57 PM by Raidouthe21st
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Lights, Camera, Action!
Valison: O_O
"By the cosmos...."
Military Grade Shitposter
Dash: ...welp.
Gonna need to start hauling rocket launchers.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Dash: ...centuries?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."