-Haken walks up next to the tank-
Haken: (@Serenity) How powerful is your cannon?
Sa'had: We blasting that shit open? 
Norman: -over radios- Norman here, you guys need any air support?
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Six: -to Sa'had- As soon as Blues and Al get the memo and get out of the way, yes.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Blues: -Slides out of the way- Serenity, KILL.
-Moves out of the away- Albert: I think they can't hear too well. Or we aren't knocking loud enough.
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Serenity : Very.... Afermitive.
-The tank begins to buzz as the capacitors charge-
Commencing Aggressive Knock!
-There is a loud crack like thunder as lightning arcs down the tank's barrel-
-And a red plasma flare as the massive railgun slug is fired-
-The coils sorunding the barrel open up afterwords, and begin to hiss as steam vaporizes off them-
*KER-BLAM!!!*
~...well, that Gate has just been reduced to nothing but a gaping, steaming void, opening the way into the Great Furnace~
Sa'had: Whoopsie~
Blues: Well that was fun.
Albert: Well, the door's open. Shall we?
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Sa'had: ... What door, man? 
Albert: The one made of air.
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Katia mimes opening a door, complete with making fake creaking noises, and walks in
Sa'had: Put some oil on that door, Katia.
-Albert mimes kicking a door open, sound effects included- Albert: Biggest badass in the wastes.
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~the door leads into a massive, brightly lit and heavily decorated entrance hall~
~rivers or molten metal run through channels to the left and right, the smell of intense burning fills the air, and the path forward leads further down, deep into the great furnace~
Blues: -Heads through, holding her gun abover her head an imitating a Tuskan Raider-
Albert: Nice place, could do with a plant or two. Maybe a painting.
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Serenity : ... Do you think the tank will fit in there, or should I dispatch the wolf pack?
Sa'had: Any vehicle can drive in if you try hard enough!
(@Albert) what, you an interior decorator now?
~the hall is more than big enough to easily fit the tank, but I would like to point out that you have no idea what it will look like deeper down in the furnace~
Blues: >.>
<.<
-Takes out a can of spray paint-
Katia walks in, and tries to ignore the blistering heat for now, turning to Al. "I honestly don't know that many plants that could survive down here... maybe a cactus? Painting would be nice, though"
Sa'had: (@Blues) feeling like a bit of impromptu vandalism?
She looks a bit sheepish. "Uh, sorry, sorry... got startled, is all" she moves away. "Anyway, let's go in to face those terrifying monsters..."