One just might
Turns to the groom and said "Thank you, she finally stops stalking me." He then left.
You had just prepared what you think is the best marinade sauce ever.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Just awesome like that
Too bad it never made it past its pilot!
A toddler takes his first steps…
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into the living room to watch the porn you left on when you went to change its diaper.
You've been turned into a car, and that means
One just might
Then your institution's accreditation is revoked just before you graduate.
You finally put enough effort to finish painting your house.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Just awesome like that
...only to realize in the end that the color you used was completely wrong, and now your house is an eyesore.
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It gets worse—all the shops in the city have run out of paint remover!
The alarm that's supposed to wake you up for work...
Aren't we clever?
...it's a explosive toaster from another dimension set to implode!
You go to a video game store to buy a game
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Then it turns out the game you were planning to buy doesn't actually exist.
You return home after a long day of work...
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
One just might
You turn on the TV and end up falling asleep on the couch.
You spotted the endangered bird for the first time after the species is last seen there 60 years ago.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Just awesome like that
And an ignorant, inexperienced hunter ends up shooting it and killing it right in front of your eyes.
A famous musician writes a song for you…
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It's called "Dude, You're a Douchebag and Should Die." He really hates your guts.
You can feel a strange sensation.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
That poison sample you ingested certainly has unique properties, doesn't it?
You're part of a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits, and are ready to leave your peasant village on your first epic quest...!
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Just awesome like that
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I should really write a song like that.
...only to realize halfway through your journey that you forgot the map to your destination. By the time you get where you're going, your land has been sieged and usurped by the evil empire you were trying to protect it from.
Dan Brown finally averts the trope that he loaned his name to...
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only to be Ret-Gone'd.
You finally wish on that damn star you've been hearing about!
Just awesome like that
…which many people find boring, so they stir up some trouble and cause a nuclear war somehow.
Two countries enter into nuclear war against each other.
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Except they already did weeks ago and their leaders have gone mad from radiation poisoning.
A good guy dies, leaving his friends really sad.
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Just awesome like that
It turns out he wasn't really dead, but his friends were depressed enough that they killed themselves.
Your spouse says he/she wants a divorce.
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Oh no
you angrily accept and claim youve never truly loved them...only to find out that they had said they "wanted a horse"
your car stalls on a set of train tracks.
just tryna make a change :-/
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You then find out your car is a Decepticon, which squishes the train.
You find out your girfriend is pregnant, and you both have AIDS.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
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No, no, no, she meant ASSISTANTS, not an STD.
The rain clouds have rolled away to reveal the sun...
Permanently Banned
Has set the jelly.
Jellal climbed the Ivory Tower, only to find...
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
...of course, in your life before you died, your job was to protect people from Karmic Deaths.
Two people are standing at the altar about to be married, when the wife's ex-boyfriend bursts into the church...
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