Rhino unit, this is Songbird on the ground. DO NOT ENGAGE. It's us you fool!
You have permission to land. Please state mass of cargo, and onboard personell count.
Not all there
*click* Hey, don't call us fools! Who are the ones with the GAM-87 Skybolt here? Anyway, it's just me and the navigator. All fine, but the navigator is in a bit of a state at the moment. Might want to get some sedatives ready. Actually, maybe a bit more than just some. In fact, just bring the dart gun. Total cargo mass including payload 8000kg. 10-26 900 seconds. See ya there! *click*
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
...<Silently looks around for a moment>
<Pushes nuclear detonator>
Oops.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Not all there
EYEPATCHES AT THE READY, MEN
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Fool, don't you know that the EYEPATCHES, THEY DO NOTHING?
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Not all there
THERE'S NO TIME TO TAKE OUR EYEPATCHES OFF! I'll just have to try and hit the nuke with our ICBM! Blind! With a heavily sedated/berserker raged navigator! And no fuel!
-checks guages-
shitshitshitshitshit
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Call the reserve forces so we can deal with this nonsense.
Now using Trivialis handle.
paradox delivery service
be advised you are hereby ordered to contact your commanding officer, this is an official communication, if you are not cleared for TOP SECRET information, you are not to be informed of the nature of this information
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
Anything new to report?
Now using Trivialis handle.
..*Arrives at front gate* "HEY! WERE RECRUITING, JOIN NOW FOR ALL THE PRIVLAGES OF THE ILLUMINATI!
Oh god no
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
"Screw them, I'm here to recruit for AMERICA!" Victor shoots the Illuminati-man with a shotgun. Grabs his flag and stabs the sky once more with it, waving it around fervently.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Hostile Mi-24 inbound! Give me the stinger!
[REDACTED]
PINNACLE OF MAN
So, what are we supposed to do here?
Hell no. We have no business here. RUN!
Zig and Bernie try to escape.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
They might be spies! Shoot them!
[REDACTED]
*click* 10-4. Sorry about the intereference, navigator left his phone on. Heh. He ain't gonna want to use it no more, I feel. Permission to land? Unable to make it back with payload.
edited 15th Aug '11 10:57:50 AM by Rial