Wii U

Paperbritt Since: Apr, 2013

#18126: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:21:52 AM

"Ultimate Tomodachi Live 2" "Wii Pheasant U" "Sup Mario Plus Plus"

Illumonopoly chromfirmed.

Zelenal The Cat Knows Where It's At from Purrgatory Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

The Cat Knows Where It's At

#18127: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:30:40 AM

I got something like "The Legend of Zelda: Pleasure of Pressure" or something like that for the 3DS on the first one.

On the second one, I got "The Legend of Zelda: The Women of Battle" for the Wii U which I imagine a lot of people would want.

I have no idea what "Bladder Girdle HD" would be but I'm afraid.

Skipping straight to Splatoon 8 seems a bit absurd.

Fiberglass Knickers 3D.

I want Metroid: Eggnog Mission to be a thing.

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CombatC122 from The Frozen Icebox Since: May, 2011

#18128: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:38:16 AM

The Legend of Zelda: The Women of Battle

That sounds a lot like an alternate title for Hyrule Warriors with the sheer amount of female playable characters.

Ooh, I got F-Zero Collection for 3DS. Star Fox Secretary for Wii U sounds kind of lame though. What do you do, answer their phone calls and write invoices?

Paperbritt Since: Apr, 2013

#18129: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:38:56 AM

Splatoon U seems a little redundant

CombatC122 from The Frozen Icebox Since: May, 2011

#18130: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:41:49 AM

The Legend of Zelda: Large Nurse

...What the hell?

Zelenal The Cat Knows Where It's At from Purrgatory Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

The Cat Knows Where It's At

#18131: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:44:00 AM

The Legend of Zelda: Sour Pencil (3DS)

The Legend of Zelda: Tailor of Slice (Wii U)

The Legend of Zelda: Caption of Damage (NX)

All on the same go.

The Legend of Zelda: Basketball of Edger (Wii U)

The Legend of Zelda: Encouraging Cardigan (NX)

My god, I love this.

edited 7th Jun '15 11:45:57 AM by Zelenal

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TenebrousGaze Dark Eye from A Shaded Face Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name

Dark Eye

#18132: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:51:15 AM

Donkey Kong Country Church (I'm imagining K rool starting a sort of Westboro baptist-esque movement).

Legend of Zelda: Health of Museum (the entire game is just getting close to historical records, teasing the player with more worldbuilding, before Ganon gets there just before and destroys them).

Metroid: Clinical Mission (Metroid/Trauma Centre crossover? Dr Aran, begin the operation! "I must use the healing touch!" *Activates morph ball*)

CombatC122 from The Frozen Icebox Since: May, 2011

#18133: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:55:36 AM

The great thing is some of these are almost plausible. I could totally see them coming out with "Super Mario Party" for the NX.

...But then you've got Donkey Kong Country Blood, which I'm assuming will be an M-rated survival horror take on the series. And for some reason F-Zero 3DS is coming out on Wii U.

Zelenal The Cat Knows Where It's At from Purrgatory Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

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#18134: Jun 7th 2015 at 11:56:09 AM

Combine that with that one Metroid manga for epic amounts of "What the fuck, Samus?!".

edited 7th Jun '15 11:56:33 AM by Zelenal

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Sterok Since: Apr, 2012

#18135: Jun 7th 2015 at 12:12:34 PM

Metroid: Roasted 8 (Wii U) and Metroid: Funny Collection (3DS) seem like such obvious parts of the event that I don't get why no one predicted them before.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)

#18136: Jun 7th 2015 at 1:42:18 PM

New Hacksaw Party, for the Wii U, hosted by Nate Bihldorff

Also, The Legend of Zelda: The Appropriate Fiberglass.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

tclittle Professional Forum Ninja from Somewhere Down in Texas Since: Apr, 2010

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#18137: Jun 7th 2015 at 1:44:38 PM

I got Metroid: Foolish

"We're all paper, we're all scissors, we're all fightin' with our mirrors, scared we'll never find somebody to love."

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)

#18138: Jun 7th 2015 at 1:50:13 PM

We already got that back in 2010.

edited 7th Jun '15 1:50:25 PM by Anomalocaris20

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powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love

Goddess of Nature

#18139: Jun 7th 2015 at 1:50:52 PM

Star Fox Acrylic

Mario Bros Party

Donkey Kong Greese

Metroid: Urgent

The Legend of Zelda: Spiritiual Cocoa.

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!

Dezmo Since: Jan, 2011

#18140: Jun 7th 2015 at 2:14:09 PM

Star Fox Boy

Metroid: Colorful

New Super Donkey Kong Science

Wii Doubt U

That last one! Oh goodness that last one!

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#18141: Jun 7th 2015 at 2:16:04 PM

Donkey Kong 3D. Yes please.

My Marios Bros. HD HD. It's double-high def.

Metroid: Medieval. I'd play it.

And Super Mario Bros. 3 for the NX. They keep using the map system, might as well remake the whole game, right?

Naspah Perpetually tired from My house in the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Californicating

Perpetually tired

#18142: Jun 7th 2015 at 3:00:34 PM

I heard we will be getting mii outfits of Wonder Red, Blue and Green for Smash is that true?

Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!

Court Dragon

#18143: Jun 7th 2015 at 3:01:52 PM

I've not heard anything of the sort.

Making Mii Fighters of the W101 might be easier when the Splatoon costumes come out, if you can apply that mask-like face texture to any Mii fighter.

I have a message from another time...

Kuroxeng Moved accounts because meh from error 040 Since: Mar, 2015

Moved accounts because meh

#18144: Jun 7th 2015 at 5:12:41 PM

"Donkey Kong Country Life" - The farming adventures of the Redneck Kongs!

"Wii Broccoli U" - I... I can't work with this.

"Mario Online" - Uhh... So, MMO Mario platofrmer?

"Metroid: Lawyer Mission" - The long waited cross over of Metroid and Ace Attorney!

"Paper Animal Crossing Life" - So, uhhh... Animal Crossing + Tomodachi Life with Paper Mario art style?

edited 7th Jun '15 5:13:50 PM by Kuroxeng

Moved handles because meh

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)

#18145: Jun 7th 2015 at 5:14:35 PM

I'm pretty sure the faces on the sample Inkling Miis are just made using Mii Maker's own features. The costumes are just the outfit and the hairpiece, not the face.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

CombatC122 from The Frozen Icebox Since: May, 2011

#18146: Jun 7th 2015 at 6:11:22 PM

"Metroid: Hell" for 3DS - Okay, that sounds like it would legitimately be pretty cool. Kinda doubt Nintendo would use the word "hell" in a game title though.

Also, I somehow generated New Super Mario Bros 2 for Wii U. That would be kind of redundant too...

Oh, and "Star Fox Engine". Is Hideo Kojima working for Nintendo now?

And finally "Super Mario Bros 3 HD" for Wii U. An HD remake of a 25 year old NES game?

edited 7th Jun '15 6:17:02 PM by CombatC122

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#18147: Jun 8th 2015 at 1:41:01 AM

Um...I have Star Fox Sandwich, New Donkey Kong Country Forest, The Legend of Zelda: Armchair of Retailer HD, The Legend of Zelda: Marvellous [sic] Butane, Metroid: Decimal, My Super Mario HD, and Metroid: Dogsled.

Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby. Something in TV Tropes really drove me crazy.