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pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
nzm1536 from Poland Since: May, 2011
#2: May 31st 2011 at 11:24:00 AM

Meh, again? I'm confused but I don't really believe it. Too many times the opinions were switched back and forth for me to take it seriously

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feotakahari Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer from Looking out at the city Since: Sep, 2009
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#3: May 31st 2011 at 11:25:13 AM

Found the study.

Inconsistent findings suggest possible false positives due to multiple comparisons and thus replication is needed.

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TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
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#4: May 31st 2011 at 11:26:50 AM

This kinda hinges on cellphone radiation being dangerous. Considering that its such a tiny scource I doubt it matters.

Please.
blueharp Since: Dec, 1969
#5: May 31st 2011 at 11:46:28 AM

More people will likely die from distracted driving while using a cell phone than the radiation.

pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#6: May 31st 2011 at 11:49:20 AM

blueharp: Yeah, I'm of the same mindset - driving while texting or having the thing glued to your ear is far more hazardous.

edited 31st May '11 11:49:31 AM by pvtnum11

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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#7: May 31st 2011 at 12:23:04 PM

Is this article even worth reading or is it just more You Can Panic Now?

edited 31st May '11 12:23:39 PM by Deboss

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#8: May 31st 2011 at 12:30:08 PM

Huh, some research by Finnish researchers lately said opposite o-o Though, they noted that it might be wrong since cell phones are relatively new thing.

Enkufka Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ from Bay of White fish Since: Dec, 2009
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#9: May 31st 2011 at 2:10:24 PM

Ignoring. The radiation from a cellphone, as illustrated on an xkcd comic, if I recall, is utterly inconsequential. More concerned with Cellphones exploding gasoline, and that's bullcrap as well.

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TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#10: May 31st 2011 at 2:37:59 PM

My dad had a cell phone and died of Glioblastoma related complications. Ipso facto, cell phones cause cancer, quid pro quo.

Of course, he also worked with industrial CRT monitors in his 30s...

edited 31st May '11 2:38:28 PM by TheyCallMeTomu

Toodle Since: Dec, 1969
#11: May 31st 2011 at 2:59:37 PM

To begin with, the question was far less “can cell phones cause widespread outbreaks of cancer.” If that were the case, we’ve been using them for decades now, and brain cancer rates would be skyrocketing.

The question has always been whether or not certain people who might have a genetic predisposition to very specific kinds of brain tumors might be placed at a higher risk factor by putting something like a cell phone near their head all the time.

And this study’s results are basically like shaking up a magic eightball and getting an “Ask again later”.

Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
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#12: May 31st 2011 at 3:07:07 PM

It's not that radiation from a cellphone is inconsequential, it's that it's non-ionizing. It's like trying to break a steel car door by slowly rolling marbles into it. Doesn't matter how long you do it, you're not going to cause plastic damage.

Tumors and cellphones might be linked by any number of external factors common to tumors and people who use cellphones too much, but the relationship wouldn't be causal.

edited 31st May '11 3:09:24 PM by Pykrete

TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#13: May 31st 2011 at 4:29:28 PM

It would, however, mean that if you happen to use cell phones a lot, you as a person are generally at a higher risk of getting brain cancer for some reason or another.

pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#14: May 31st 2011 at 4:45:42 PM

Oh, so you own a cell phone? ...wait, was that the sound of your insurance premium going up?

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TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#15: May 31st 2011 at 4:48:25 PM

Assuming a free market (HA), it would only mean premiums are going up relative to the premiums of everyone who doesn't have a cell phone.

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#16: May 31st 2011 at 4:49:43 PM

Well, I will treat this new way of acquiring cancer with the same indifferent mindset of "fuck it."

Besides, as some of the studies have found varying results, I think it's more a case of someone who is already predisposed to cancer might have that accelerated by cell phone radiation.

TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#17: May 31st 2011 at 4:50:58 PM

It's entirely plausible that something might not cause cancer, but might prevent apoptosis. After all, nicotine itself doesn't cause cancer, but can be prohibitive towards causing cancer cell death.

petrie911 Since: Aug, 2009
#18: May 31st 2011 at 4:58:24 PM

Cellular phones cannot give you cancer, only hepatitis.

edited 31st May '11 4:58:45 PM by petrie911

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BlackHumor Unreliable Narrator from Zombie City Since: Jan, 2001
#19: May 31st 2011 at 6:36:06 PM

If cellphones don't give you cancer, and researches keep the P=.95 standard for studies on them, 1 in 20 well-conducted studies should show that cellphones give you cancer.

Presumably this is the one. Or else poorly conducted.

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del_diablo Den harde nordmann from Somewher in mid Norway Since: Sep, 2009
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#20: Jun 1st 2011 at 1:54:52 AM

Besides, it is not like Cellphones radiate twice as much as the background radiation in Cambridge.
Going by the official statistics in my country: The background radiation here is roughly on the same level as by cellphones... so yeah.

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