Do's and Don't's of the Zombie Apocolypse

So, the zombie apocolypse has come, and you are the leader of an underground human settlement. Now you just have to figure out what to do. I will provide a few examples:

1. I will NEVER, under ANY circumstances, authorize human experimentation on zombies. EVER. It never helps.

2. All citizens will be carefully informed that zombies are just that: zombies, not their friends, and certainly not family.

3. The rich and the poor will be treated equally. Period.

4. As much as possible will be handled by robotics, such as gun turrets for gunning down zombies.

5. Excursions into the unsafe, zombified regions are expressly forbidden.

Also, when adding examples, please continue to number them.

6: Zombie virus will spread by getting on you're body. So I will not use physical combat at all.

edited 28th May '11 3:51:00 PM by Littlequeen

7. I will under no circumstances eat food that I haven't grown and/or slaughtered myself. How do you think most of the population got infected? Through the mass-produced food supply getting infected.

8. Everyone, everyone is potentially infected, even if symptoms are not present. This is because the pathogen lies dormant before awaking.

9. Don't expect a vaccine, because there will never be one. The pathogen is not a virus and in fact comes from another planet.

10. Anything living can be zombified, so beware of animals too.

edited 28th May '11 3:55:47 PM by annebeeche

11. The mall is a terrible place to hide out. Therefore, don't hide there.

12. Leaving the safety of your safehouse to a possibly nonexisting island in the middle of Lake Michigan IS A DUMBASS PLAN.

13. Don't get at each others throat. The zombies are the enemy, not your fellow men. Any potential differences should be put aside and postponed, until after the crisis is averted!

14: Get food that has been put in a container like a bag. Can, or box, If it has not been opened there is a great chance no zombie virus is in it.

15: Keep the woman safe. You will need them to keep humanity from extinction.

16: Its never okay to have a loud annoying person who gets the attention of zombies near you. Zombies are likely to get attracted to loud noise and attack you next.

17: If you ever have a reason to go get loved one. Don't do it. They are likely to have been eaten.

18. LEAVE THE CRIPPLE.... it may be hard but everyone will be dead if you have to drag them around

19. If you fall in love, don't get to attached.

20. NEVER GO SHOOT'EM UP Conserve your ammo.

21. Make the entrance to your settlement as difficult as possible to weed out zombies.

(Yeah I added something to my own list, you got a problem with that?)

22: Never keep less than two people watching at one time if you travel in a group. One person can easily fall asleep and endanger the others, and two pairs of eyes can catch a potential attack coming that much quicker.