(Pulls out chains)

Adric! Smokey! Get over here!

Geez, use your indoor voice, Adric.

Anyone? Anyone?

I'm not a Mortal Kombat fan, damn it, I'm a ballet dancer!

-dances the Mabuhay Shuffle-

(Uses chains at Adric to pull towards me)

Ooh it got so small it's invisible. Okay, note to self, 20 dashes is too many. Interesting, 17 seems to actually be the limit before the text turns invisible, which by strange coincidence, is how many I reached during my test before I gave up trying every level.

-is disappointed that Marcen missed a good Billy and Mandy reference-

I wonder if you can use small-text markup in a header

Omigosh you totally can

Why is this even possible

@Adric Don't watch that show.

(Kisses you on forehead)

-lights the thread on fire-

I am innocent. I did not have technical relations with that coding.

I was too busy debating if I should wear lolita tomorrow.

inb4 someone makes a post that is both (A) complaining and (B) mentions the Trash Heap

Also outb4

Because I ain't gonna be here when it inevitably happens

Too late Smokey, you are found guilty! GUILTY! GUILTY I SAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Calm down, everyone!

you'll have to find me first

-hides in a pile of petticoats-

(Pulls out whip, tries to find Smokey)

Come out! I won't hurt you...much.

Of course I had to wake up to shit posting.

Morning, all.

Hey, what up?

Goodmorning Converters

Morning, bro.

-burns the petticoats-

LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE

@Adric (looks at you, intently)

It only makes sense to burn the petticoats while singing a Jimi Hendrix song.

I LEFT MY CHARGER AT HOME

I need someone to keep warm.

(Blushes)