A Pathetic
I think I've posted in here before... But whatever.
I am here.
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Hello.
Teenagers are included here right?
Because I'm only 15... for around 4 more months. My Birthday is in late October.
Departed days ahead.
Still straight. Still male. Last I checked.
Yep, still male.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Oh look, this thread is back.
I'm Only Sleeping
Sup folks.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
I am typing while holding a knife.
Departed days ahead.
That sounds impractical at best.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
I'm Only Sleeping
He could be holding it between his teeth for all you know.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
It is very impractical.
Bloody Fossil
Type with a knife instead!
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
That is even more impractical, are you trying to make him destroy his keyboard Catfish?
WELL I FOUND YOUR PLAN AND I WILL PUT A STOP TO IT!
Bloody Fossil
I typed that post by stabbing each key, and they ain't even scratched.
If typing with a knife damages your keyboard, you're obviously dealing with inferior quality. 
I'm trying it right now.
With what kind of knife did you stab the keyboard?
Bloody Fossil
Swiss army knife, regular knife blade. Probably not as sharp as it could be.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
I typed with a puukko.
Siiiiiiiiiiiip
He didn't have that many issues multiplying. 
I am straight, but decidedly not male. Could you bitches please stop posting in the Heterosexual Females thread? Thanks.
Where there's will. There's a claim.
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Knife typing? How about knife Nintendo playing, you know Nintendite and all that.
How strong is Nintendite anyway?
Departed days ahead.
Nintendite, strong-ish. Nintendium? Indestructible.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Yeah, that's probably not going to do a thing.
Sadly I have to agree with Straw here, I'm unsure how much effect this will have.
Bloody Fossil
The smart money is on "Absolutely None".
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Actually, isn't there some kind of rule about blatant exclusionary threads or something?
I haven't read the rules in a long time.
Only noticed this thread today. Hello everyone!