Character Chatroom

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: How boring! But did she at least make sure that the enemy is dead?

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @SuperKunoichi Happens 24/7 in my world. It's quite a popular custom within the followers of Chaos, orks, vampires and dark elves. I for example sewed an entire sofa out of the skins of an Imperial Guard unit.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Friendship: I became a poacher the day I decided to be a doctor. Sometimes the Grim Reaper dresses as a nurse, especially if the patient was a lost cause the begin with.

edited 1st Sep '11 4:39:15 PM by AdeptusAlpharius

Friendship: A smartbulb is a machine that you use to pick up TV signals, among other things.

Friendship: They're mainly intended for communicating. I'm using one right now to talk to you guys.

Friendship: Hydra, what's the Grim Reaper?

edited 1st Sep '11 4:41:13 PM by BobbyG

SuperKunoichi: Gee Hydra, your world sounds... nice.

devilgurl: meh, some worlds need their pecking orders more violently than others.

SuperKunoichi: So? Don't mean I've gotta deal with it.

SuperKunoichi: Besides, isn't it a better display of skill to neutralize an opponent without actually lifting a finger to harm them?

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Friendship: In ancient Abrahamic cultures of our world he was the personification of death. Skeleton guy with black cloak with a hood and a scythe. The real life equivalent would be my fellow Primarch Ereshkigall of the Death Guard. Wonder if she and the others are still tossing off in the Warp.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Anyways, during my study the doctor always greeted us with "A wonderful morning you would-be killers". He often called us murderers or assassins. He was quite a cynic fellow.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @devilgurl: Exactly, darling. <3

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @SuperKunoichi I actually prefer my adversaries dead.

edited 1st Sep '11 4:53:47 PM by AdeptusAlpharius

SuperKunoichi: Suit yourself, I like 'em humiliated and powerless.

devilgurl: i am completely torn between sides right now...

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Whatever perfectly works at the moment. Sometimes I let an enemy alive and use him or her as a sockpuppet or a sleeper agent. Keeping someone alive who is of no use to me just for emotional satisfaction seems kind of unprofessional and pointless to me at least.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @devilgurl: How come?

edited 1st Sep '11 5:16:51 PM by AdeptusAlpharius

SuperKunoichi: Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

devilgurl: i can't figure out if i like killing enemies or humiliating them more.

devilgurl: this is a very important decision.

SuperKunoichi: I'm not saying that one should never kill their enemies. There is a time and place for everything, of course. Hell, I've killed my lover on two separate occasions!

devilgurl: that... doesn't even begin to make sense...

SuperKunoichi: It's a long story.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: I always thought succubi choose both, death and sensation. *g*

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: We have plenty of time.

SuperKunoichi: Okay, this is gonna sound like a bad fanfic, but here goes...

SuperKunoichi: Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

SuperKunoichi: Okay, done milking that.

devilgurl: thank god for that.

SuperKunoichi: Okay, shortest version that still makes sense: Vampire kills my parents; I kill vampire. Vampire escapes hell, sends me to alternate universe; I find a guy who knows how to slide between worlds and kill vampire. Vampire cannot be tortured in hell (yes, I know, wtf, right?), is sent to serve under me in punishment. One thing leads to another, and next thing you know, we're banging.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Sounds less convoluted and much shorter than my biography. lol

[REDACTED]: there's less classified stuff than my biography, even the short version, not kidding, the shortest version even has some things that are classified...

That Shit Grow Back: I'd tell you about the wart on my ass, but that's classified. I'd tell you what music I listen to, but that, too, is classified. I'd let you wear my skifball cap, but that, too, is CLASSIFIED.

<Stiletto has logged in>

Stiletto: You're not very good with how you actually handle classified information.

Stiletto: You're not supposed to talk about it.

That Shit Grow Back: Hey Stilletto. Hey. Hey.

That Shit Grow Back: Show us your tits.

Apocalypse Keystroke: Aaaand he's officially on drugs. Good job, Roc.

Roccin Saint: wha'

Roccin Saint: he's not f' bitchin' about his ribs no more f' least

Stiletto: That'd be tough. Unless you like staring at guy's chests?

That Shit Grow Back: Yes.

[REDACTED]: the only thing I can tell you about myself that hasn't been said yet is that I'm dead, oh wait, that's been said already.

Friendship: You don't remember anything from before that?

N4FGreyscale: probably not

N4FGreyscale: Dyin' often makes ya forget things.

Friendship: Yeah, I can imagine.

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @N4FGreyscale: Since when has dying turned into a synonym for becoming senile?

edited 2nd Sep '11 6:56:51 AM by AdeptusAlpharius

N4FGreyscale: Naw, it's just if ya die and go to the afterlife or become a ghost or reincarnate or stop existin' or whatever, a lot is lost in the process.

N4FGreyscale: 's not like anything you have with ya in this life is important in the next, or oblivion if that's how ya fly it.

[REDACTED]: no, I still remember my life, most of it is classified though...

Hydra_Dominatus_XX: If you die you normally stay dead. That is if the Dark Gods decide to bring you back for some perverted reason.

[REDACTED]: oh no, I'm definitely dead, I just wish that I could have had the option to not guard this damned gate...