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Friendship: Oh, so the band are nobles. I see how it is.
Friendship: No wonder they were so stupid, probably thought they were untouchable.
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That Shit Grow Back: Nobles...no, not exactly, but I guess that's a good approximation of what they are.
That Shit Grow Back: They're dumb fucks, anyway. Probably die from a drug overdose before they're sixty.
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Alpha Legionnaire
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: The Imperium has overpriveleged aristocrats too. Goodness me, have they an eccentric taste in fashion. Those peacocks would make even Semiramis cringe. lol
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Sunshine: Hey darling! How was your day hon'?
Rach041: Thing ended up stealing a pig and going on its way. Not a loss.
Sunshine41: speak for yourself. it stole the tastiest hog our host had.
Rach041: Anyways, gotta say, this particular bunch of khalifarians you're telling me about sound a little familiar.
Sunshine41: easy, rachel...
Sunshine41: her parents escaped a place called iran after some religious nut took it over, so she gets a bit antsy when religious folk start with the killing.
Sunshine41: ooh, hyrda! my fifth-favorite up-jumped thug's shown up!
edited 31st Aug '11 6:11:07 PM by KillerClowns
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Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Good old Iran or modern day Parthian Province. It was a nice place and the beauty of the Persian ladies is legendary.
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Only fifth? And only a thug? Darling, you're breaking my heart! lol
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Roccin Saint: ain't usual f' this bad
Roccin Saint: we f' incensed is all now what with this blatant display of aggression
Roccin Saint: fire for fire etc
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Rach041: Hydra, we cannot possibly be thinking of the same Iran.
Sunshine41: yeah, fifth. gonna put isaac first, 'cause he's fun to fuck, alexander second since he's fun to fuck with. sigmund third because watching him make out with other men is enjoyable. lucky bastards. and alice fourth because she's funny, in a terrifyingly evil sort of way.
Rach041: Just remember, Saint, stuff like this makes your "religion of peace" thing look kinda soft, and next thing you know it's almost impossible to get through airport security.
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Roccin Saint: mmmblah
Roccin Saint: our time aint at f' hand yet
Roccin Saint: gots to put f' kibosh on the war first d'ya know
That Shit Grow Back: Also, everyone hates proto-culturalists. This isn't that much of a PR setback for the khalifaris, really.
Roccin Saint: truth
Roccin Saint: philosophy by ways
Roccin Saint: nah religion
edited 31st Aug '11 6:32:02 PM by MisterAlways
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Alpha Legionnaire
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Rach: Iran became the Parthian Province of the Imperium by the middle of the 22nd century and is still like this in the 5th millenium. Though according to the Black Library our timelines seem to be different as in mine Khomeini never took over Iran. He tried but was never seen again...at least not in one piece. lol
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Sunshine41: Hon, if we ever meet in person and get to know each other better, I'll make you forget these mortals. Being a de facto demigod has many perks. ;)
edited 31st Aug '11 6:31:46 PM by AdeptusAlpharius
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The future of warfare in UC.
Stiletto: A hideously inflated ego being one of them?
edited 31st Aug '11 6:33:25 PM by Night
Nous restons ici.
Rach041: Must say, Hydra, your time line sounds quite a bit nicer than mine.
Sushine41: *yawn* a demigod? even full gods aren't so impressive. we killed most of ours. their replacement sucked, though, so i'm glad a few got away.
I am aware of the irony in Rachel's statement.
edited 31st Aug '11 6:36:25 PM by KillerClowns
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That Shit Grow Back: We're still lookin' for God. We think he might be out there, somewhere.
That Shit Grow Back: Oh god, there's already an obituary on fuckyourculture.chatcunt for that dickpot of a singer.
That Shit Grow Back: "Innovative" and "talented", not necessarily words I'd apply to him.
That Shit Grow Back: On an unrelated subject, does anyone know the best way to go about removing a sharply curved piece of metal from your ribcage? We're running into some problems, here.
edited 31st Aug '11 6:43:29 PM by MisterAlways
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Alpha Legionnaire
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Stiletto: Ha ha ha lol! I must admit that the ego of us Primarchs is quite monolithic, but for a good reason mind you.
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Rach041: Depends. We had World War III when the Soviets went batshit insane, we had the Age of Strife, Ahmedovskiy going nuts, the Horus Heresy and so on. But it was still okay.
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Sunshine: Then your so-called "gods" must have been quite a disappointment darling.
edited 31st Aug '11 6:43:59 PM by AdeptusAlpharius
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Sunshine41: that's what the mauros said, hydra. theirs didn't last much longer. as much as i despise the wretched god-eater, i must admit it has kept its promises and lived up to its name.
Alpha Legionnaire
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Mauros? You mean this Bulgar guy who caused quite a fuss in the Byzantine Empire?
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: So you are 100% sure that you might put a decent fight against me? Now I want you even more darling, RAWR! <3
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: But, honey why would you despise the so-called god eater if it is practical?
edited 31st Aug '11 6:57:56 PM by AdeptusAlpharius
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Sunshine41: no, the mauros are a crumbling empire on my homeworld. as arrogant as you'd expect from such people. you'd like them.
Sunshine41: and the god-eater's constant desire for pain, blood and souls makes it, amazingly, worse than the gods it destroyed.
Sunshine41: as for fighting you, i think i might talk to alice about that. you seem like her favorite sort of prey. she'll owe me a favor as soon as i get to vegas.
edited 31st Aug '11 7:02:48 PM by KillerClowns
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That Shit Grow Back: Pain, blood and souls, huh.
That Shit Grow Back: Roc used to screw some chick who was in a band called Blood Souls And Pain. Funny, that.
Roccin Saint: baaad music
That Shit Grow Back: Yeah but aaawesome tits, huh.
Roccin Saint: ya
edited 31st Aug '11 7:04:45 PM by MisterAlways
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Alpha Legionnaire
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Sunshine: I see. Let's say, smug and arogance is acceptable only as long as you can back it up with brawns and brains of which I have both more then plenty. I think I like you much more than I could ever like the mauros of yours.
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: The god eater awfully sounds like Khorne, lol!
Hydra_Dominatus_XX:Her pray you say? It's like a mouse regarding a tyrannosaurus rex as its prey but let her be my guest. Oh Vegas is an awesome town. I hope our paths may cros there someday. I'll just have to pick the right dress...
edited 31st Aug '11 7:09:56 PM by AdeptusAlpharius
I ♥ the VRS
The future of warfare in UC.
Stiletto: We've had a few people try to set themselves up as demigods or gods. The problem is they actually start to believe it. And then they run into Quincy.
Stiletto: God or the devil, whichever you prefer, but he's more or less living illustration of the fact that a truly effective god is one who doesn't bother with believing in godhood.
Nous restons ici.
Sunshine41: quincy sounds like my sort of god.
Rach041: My mother thought about the same about religion. Can't say I paid much attention, though.
Sunshine41: as for alice, she's a professional killer who weighs less than a hundred pounds.
Rach041: If that doesn't scare you, you need to watch Firefly.
Alpha Legionnaire
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Stiletto: I suppose those people had nothing to back their claim for (demi)godhood.
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: Are you familiar with the ancient Greek pantheon? If yes, you shouldn't compare us Primarchs with Zeus or Poseidon, but more with the likes of Hercules. As I already said multiple times, think of us 20 Primarchs as Hercules, Achilles, Alexander the Great and Odysseus together times ten. Make no mistake, we all started out as mere mortals and the Horus Heresy showed us that even we can be killed. Still, even in a world of badasses and, how some of you would call it, "gamebreakers", we are concidered gods amongst men. It's not something we believe, it's something we KNOW.
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Sunshine41: Les than 100? Is she still a child?
Hydra_Dominatus_XX: @Rach: I mean no offence but I really disliked Firefly. Sorry.
edited 31st Aug '11 7:29:33 PM by AdeptusAlpharius
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Sunshine41: physically, alice is still a child. maybe mentally as well. some growth disorder. might have been what made her so damn crazy.
Sunshine41: anyways, i'm rather disappointed by your brags. at least give me something original and i might consider having some fun with you if our paths cross.
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That Shit Grow Back: Get poetic, dude. Chicks love guys who can brag poetically.
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Sunshine41: indeed. it is telling that i find myself more attracted to the stoned numbskull, "saint", who cannot speak english and probably doesn't bathe, than you, for all your proclaimed glories. i have to admit, i'd probably fuck him like a wild animal if we ever met.
edited 31st Aug '11 7:49:46 PM by KillerClowns
N4FGreyscale: We just have normal ol' race riots here.
N4FGreyscale: People can't be bothered gettin' all huffy about their religions when everyone knows there's a good chance everyone's right.
Cry for the moon!