Embrace the mindscrew
What? Needlesome nonsense, fallacious fabrications, synthetic slander, and hollow haberdashery! I will not stand here and be made out to be some crass hippie beatnik!
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
"Ruin Some Political Careers 2: I Did (Not) Sleep With That Woman"
HIP HOP HIPSTER
It appears that Senator Awesome Pants (D) has confessed that
not a role-model
Nor am I lawful. But my career cannot be ruined. I am a well know drunk, philanderer and all around no good-nik. But my supply of awesome pants keeps me in this hell job until I die.![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Um.... I mean, LIES! Slander! Missing context!
No.
Embrace the mindscrew
Terrible news! Pillar of the community, Haven, has been found to be...a pony killer
!
What a horrific shock, to see a once great man's evils laid bare for all to see. Truly, these are the times that try men's souls.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Planescape Hijack
I will not have the quality of my hats impugned! Oh and I guess you called me a ponykiller.
Well, good tropers, do you know what Congressman Zyxzy kills? Babies! Behold.
Yes, rather than watch over the little ones, Zyxzy would have you execute them. I have never seen such a rat in all my days!
edited 22nd Apr '11 8:55:45 PM by Haven
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
State of Mind
And to think Parable News once support Haven. This network cannot allow its solid reputation as a bringer of truth and light to go sullied like this. You wanna dish dirt? Lets go!
When asked about the recent protesters in his state Haven gave a series of vague replies (something about being stuck at home) until, "Anyway, may I suggest solving this problem with the cleansing power of flame?"
Haven, burning potesters and dancing on their ashes since 1999.
edited 22nd Apr '11 9:08:02 PM by Parable
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
Not even context saves it
So, senator Lolipod allows other people to engage in drug abuse in front of him. Not only that but he encourages it for his own personal amusement.
I think I'm speaking for everyone when I demand his waiver.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Planescape Hijack
Breaking story.
Today, Parable News' lead anchor burst into the newsroom, disheveled and clearly drunk, and accused all present—sweeping his neck around in a vast arc, trailing spit everywhere, before turning to the viewer and slobbering—without any reason behind his accusation, of being Nazis.
"You! You clicked this thread, you have acknowledged your Hitlerism! Why? Why do you like things ironically? Why are you a Hitler!?"
(Although since he was slurring his words, it was difficult to make out. There might be the possibility of a different transcription of this speech from other, less sexy, journalists. Maybe not, though.)
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
AKA Quote Mine: the game.
Congressman Zyxzy, for all his tough anti-drug rhetoric, was seen
enthusiastically telling a crowd of citizens to "Shoot up" today.
And the management of Parable News is not above corruption
itself. Yesterday, the network's head murmured that he was "now in bed with some grapes". As if the powerful Grape Lobbyists needed any more clout to push their wicked agenda!
More at 11.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku